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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2005, 04:40:59 pm »
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs propped up against the wall?  ILENE

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2005, 02:12:51 pm »
What do u call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in front of ur door? Matt

... siting on an easel? Art

... floating in the water? Bobby

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2005, 06:17:31 pm »
A baby seal walks in to a club.

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2005, 09:45:54 am »
A group of theater students decided it would be fun to train a flock of chickens to perform Hamlet. After many hours of practice, it was time for opening night. Sadly just as the first patrons were starting to arrive, a group pf police officers arrived and shut down the theater. The police department would make no official statement as to why the action was taken, but it was believed that fowl play was suspected. :P

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2005, 02:29:41 pm »
Once upon a time there was a kingdom. This kingdom was ruled by a great and powerful bear. Most of the kingdom lived in poverty. The only real way to gain wealth and power for your family was to become one of the bear's royal knights. In order to become a royal knight, a man had to have an interview with the bear. If the bear liked the man, he was knighted on the spot. However, if the bear didn't like the man, the bear struck him dead with a single blow of his mighty paw. The bear wasn't completely heartless. To compensate a family for the loss, the bear gived them a canine from the royal kennel...which was valueable prize in of itself. So it was the general agreement that:

The best thing after a bad knight was the dog of the bear that hit you.
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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2005, 04:01:34 pm »
u should use "hare" instead of "bear"
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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2005, 05:56:29 pm »
A yogi walks into a Subway restaurant. He tells the guy at the counter, "Make me one with everything."
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm not lying. all your laziness which you mistake for something funney is driving me insane, quit fooling around!  dude this is just wrong, very wrong. reality does not consist of constrained language. go lock this thread malt. I love the payment."4MOD

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2005, 03:38:23 pm »
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Boo!"
"Boo who?"
"I shouldn't have knocked on the door."
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"By placing a light in a field at night, the boy flies fly in, and as they pass near the light they are unknowingly shot in the reproductives by invisible radiation and sterilized...
They mate and die happy. The female lays her eggs and she dies happy. The eggs die and we are happy..."

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2005, 01:59:31 pm »
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Want
Want who?
Very good, now try counting to three!

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2005, 07:27:54 pm »
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?


One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other holds groceries.
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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #25 on: October 02, 2005, 01:08:41 pm »
Man 1: I used to know a gentleman with one leg, named Smith.

Man 2: Really! What was the name of his other leg?
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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #26 on: October 03, 2005, 05:11:50 pm »
What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?
I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?
Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #27 on: October 05, 2005, 02:30:42 pm »
What is an appropiate term for Spore information these past few months?



Spor(e)adic...
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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #28 on: October 05, 2005, 05:02:04 pm »
What is an appropiate term for Spore information these past few months?

zilch seems better 2 me
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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #29 on: October 05, 2005, 09:04:34 pm »
what did one blood cell say to the other



"can i use your cell phone?"