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Offline merridian

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Bad Jokes
« on: September 07, 2005, 02:00:53 pm »
Ok im sure we all have heard/made up some really bad jokes in our time, and this is the place to post your knowledge.

The worse the joke the better, from the group groaners to the ones you know you shouldn't laugh at but do anyway.

It would be good to hear if there are any games related puns out there, but any old Bad Joke will do.

So come on all you Jovial Jockulators, Minions of Mirth, Heralds of Humour and Kings of Comedy

Gimme your worst!!

****Now th boring bit the rules****

NO RACIST, BIGOTTED, ANTI-RELIGIOUS, OR OTHERWISE OFFENSIVE JOKES PLEASE, THIS IS MEANT TO BE FUN AND EVERY ONE HAS TO PLAY NICE.

THANK YOU

ok i will start off, this is one i read just today.
Q. How many paladins does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 2, one to change the bulb and another to uphold the Light.

<boom> <boom>


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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2005, 04:13:37 pm »
There's a whole page on modified "why did the chicken cross the road" jokes with celebrity responses. There is a tad bit of course language, I haven't read all of them so I don't know the entire content, so read at your own discretion.

http://www.chickenjoke.com/

Most of these jokes are very bad.

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2005, 04:40:17 pm »
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2005, 04:55:00 pm »
What is the integral of 1/cabin dcabin?

(highlight between the smilies for the answer)

 :D Houseboat :D

Edit: Most people probably won't get the joke.

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2005, 08:14:11 pm »
yeah so the pope an eskimo and a carebear go into a bar.....


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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2005, 12:40:42 am »
did you hear the one about the 1-armed fisherman?
 he caught a fish THIS BIG! (this is where you hold up 1 arm with hand flat to indicate a space between where your other hand should be)   ha.

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2005, 07:51:59 pm »
What do you call a hood cover for your corvette?

 :D a sports bra :D

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2005, 02:23:45 am »
Two guys walk into a bar; the third one ducks.

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2005, 08:55:21 pm »
OK, so this duck walks into a drugstore and says, "Give me some chapstick, and put it on my bill."

Vivec, you're the best forum member ever.

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2005, 06:33:19 am »
So what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the water?  BOB

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2005, 08:26:21 am »
WARNING! DEAD BABY JOKE! READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION!

What's more fun than swinging a baby around a clothes line at 200 MPH?

 :D Stopping it with a shovel:D

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2005, 09:16:34 am »
what is brown yellow and white, and travels at 100 miles per hour?

A train driver's egg sandwich
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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2005, 08:42:15 pm »
what do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on the floor?  MAT

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2005, 01:24:30 pm »
A man is in a hospital bed, the doctor comes up to him and says,
'I have some good news and some bad news'

' I'll have the bad news first doctor' says the patient

'We had to chop off both your legs' replied the doctor

'Oh my goodness' wailed the patient, 'What's the good news'

'The man in the next bed wants to buy yous shoes' said the doctor
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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2005, 01:41:25 pm »
Whats red and walks into walls?

 :D a baby with forks in its eyes  :D