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Re: Gaming Steve Sim Cruise - Planning and question thread
« Reply #600 on: June 04, 2008, 02:09:27 pm »


Who the hell is the guy in the leather?

I've never seen him before...
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Re: Gaming Steve Sim Cruise - Planning and question thread
« Reply #601 on: June 04, 2008, 02:30:04 pm »
I'm fairly sure it's Gauph.

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Re: Gaming Steve Sim Cruise - Planning and question thread
« Reply #602 on: June 04, 2008, 08:33:34 pm »
It's not Gauph, you've seen him, he used to have long hair and KS cut it off one night while he was playing guitar.

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Re: Gaming Steve Sim Cruise - Planning and question thread
« Reply #603 on: June 05, 2008, 03:48:44 am »
Ohhhh ok
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Re: Gaming Steve Sim Cruise - Planning and question thread
« Reply #604 on: June 05, 2008, 05:59:27 am »
It's not Gauph, you've seen him, he used to have long hair and KS cut it off one night while he was playing guitar.

Well, all my hunches were off yesterday...

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Re: Gaming Steve Sim Cruise - Planning and question thread
« Reply #605 on: June 05, 2008, 07:30:31 am »
Two and a half hours to vote.

Just a reminder that anyone can vote, even if your reading the story. The characters should be pleading their case as to who they accuse and why in order to drum up votes to get someone voted off.


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Re: Gaming Steve Sim Cruise - Planning and question thread
« Reply #606 on: June 05, 2008, 02:28:56 pm »
Vote 5 for documentation:


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Beautician [Anou Mawi]

Beauty is a delicate thing; it must be nurtured and cared for like a precious flower until it can blossom. Fortunately for everyone else, you have been put on this earth to right everyone else’s faddist faux pas. Being the ship’s Beautician affords you the opportunity to craft each and every passenger into a vision of perfection, your vision of perfection. Creams, lotions, powders, perfumes, lipsticks, and those little sandpaper things you use to grind away people’s feet are the tools of your trade and you would never leave home without them. God forbid you see an ugly person during your travels and are not properly equipped to set them right. It would be a waste of your ability to allow such an atrocity to go unchecked.

Of course there are always dissenters, people who would say that you need to mind your own business and get your hands out of their hair (Quite literally in some cases). But you know deep down that these people are secretly crying out for your help. They know not how to help themselves, an artist is the only cure for this deformities and by golly, you’re more than willing to take the call!

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Barber [Krakow Sam]
If I told you that you'd been assigned the role of an obsessive compulsive Barber, you'd probably have a lot of questions, right? Well, unfortunately this is a recording so I can't answer any of those questions but I can assure you that your life is excruciatingly difficult and painful! It takes all of your willpower not to shave everyone clean that sits down in your chair. Still, this extra concentration to you dedicate to your work makes you one of the best, so be proud! Try not to be too proud though, nobody likes that person. But... nobody really likes being around you anyway what with you having to do everything in sets of three, it gets old fast. Although if it is any consolation, the guys in the bar love it when you treat!

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General [Flamester]

TEN HUT! They say that military life is not for everyone but you tell those people to quit their whining and to grab a rifle. You are a General in the army and your job is to lead soldiers on the field of battle. Or at least you would but nowadays all you are really doing is sitting in an office poking at stuff on a computer screen. Your dream though is to be on the battlefield slaying the forces of evil and destroying injustice wherever you see it! But since you can't you usually end up ordering around whoever is nearby. At least that haven't found your stockpile of weapons and government issued battle gear, the basement is getting full though, you'll have to find another place to store them soon. Thankfully though you've been put on assignment to transport the President's prized "Potato chips that look like Machiavellian theorists" collection. If you can safely bring it across the sea with you that next star is as good as yours! Just to be sure though, you're not letting the suitcase out of your sight

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Re: Gaming Steve Sim Cruise - Planning and question thread
« Reply #607 on: June 05, 2008, 03:19:13 pm »
The suitcase was full of chips?  :P

I told you guys to find the scissors, and did you listen? Did you balls! I hope you all go down with that death ship  ;)

But seriously, I'm not bitter. It was fun. My only regret is not cutting more people's hair.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Gaming Steve Sim Cruise - Planning and question thread
« Reply #608 on: June 05, 2008, 04:37:05 pm »
It also turns into a emergency lifeboat!
So I'm safe! Maybe when I get back to the states I can order a air strike on that ship. That will show you  >:(
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Re: Gaming Steve Sim Cruise - Planning and question thread
« Reply #609 on: June 05, 2008, 10:33:09 pm »
i'm currently sewing a jesus-outfit for my sloth-plushie  :P
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Re: Gaming Steve Sim Cruise - Planning and question thread
« Reply #610 on: June 06, 2008, 02:11:03 am »
WHAT'S WRONG WITH COBRA'S TORSO!?
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Gaming Steve Sim Cruise - Planning and question thread
« Reply #611 on: June 06, 2008, 02:48:33 am »
A robot?

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Re: Gaming Steve Sim Cruise - Planning and question thread
« Reply #612 on: June 06, 2008, 05:25:11 am »
WHAT'S WRONG WITH COBRA'S TORSO!?
Isn't that cool? He was like rubber man for a sec, I just had to take a pic.

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Re: Gaming Steve Sim Cruise - Planning and question thread
« Reply #613 on: June 06, 2008, 05:38:03 am »
You mean he's not a robot assassin sent from the future? :'(

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Re: Gaming Steve Sim Cruise - Planning and question thread
« Reply #614 on: June 06, 2008, 06:12:04 am »
I didn't say that, any of them could be a robot, I did think of that in planning.  ;) or not...