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Bushisms
« on: September 06, 2005, 01:45:08 pm »
This is not a topic to bash the president, this is a topic to share your favorite Bushisms. If the topic becomes any more than quotes from the president or comments like "LOL that was a good one" then I will have to lock the topic. That being said, have fun!

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Re: Bushisms
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2005, 03:01:10 pm »
"I hear there's rumors on the, ah, internets."
-Bush
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Re: Bushisms
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2005, 04:34:59 pm »
"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport."
—George W. Bush

"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better."
—George W. Bush,
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Re: Bushisms
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2005, 11:44:00 am »
"You hear me Americans... it's hammer time!  I tell you, it's hammer time!" - Bush, it went something like that anyway... something hilarious along those lines with "hammer time" in it.

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Re: Bushisms
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2005, 03:06:42 pm »
"Don't missunderestimate me"

-George W. Bush

"the problem with the French is that they have no word for 'entrepreneur'"

-George W. Bush


Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Bushisms
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2005, 09:23:38 am »
I invented the internet.
-Al Gore

Ah ****, wrong topic again, my bad.  ;)

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Re: Bushisms
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2005, 01:30:55 pm »
did Al Gore say that? sorry, I thought it was the good people of CERN laboratories that invented the internet 
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Bushisms
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2005, 02:36:10 pm »
Gore didn't say that. A lot of times people who don't agree with political figures will intentionally misquote them to reduce their credibility. A lot of Bushisms aren't really Bushisms.

I can't imagine why he would say "the problem with the French is that they have no word for 'entrepreneur'."

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Re: Bushisms
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2005, 03:18:13 pm »
Oh, he said it all right. In the United States of the Rest of the World consensus is that your pres is a total moron  :o
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Re: Bushisms
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2005, 10:34:06 pm »
 :'( last few have been.

Moron or Bigger Moron.

Ah..."[insert something condescending and obvious here]"
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Re: Bushisms
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2005, 05:48:19 pm »
Alright, back to bushisms.

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Re: Bushisms
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2005, 06:02:59 pm »
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Re: Bushisms
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2005, 06:17:40 pm »
Oh man, that's hilarious. In his defense, he didn't actually say anything stupid.

It's like on the Daily Show where they showed a clip of Bush being asked a stupid question, and for some reason they made fun of Bush. They also made fun of Bush for saying 9/11 a lot in a speech about 9/11.

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Re: Bushisms
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2005, 08:25:10 pm »
Yeah they seem to make fun of stuff thats just really...lame to make fun of.
When he says something like "We liberated Iraq, because we are liberators."
Of course it is a little funny when the same basic arrangement is used throught the speech, like a theme. "We went to war, because we are wariors."
reapeat that arrangement 20 times in your speech, and you look like a moron.
"By placing a light in a field at night, the boy flies fly in, and as they pass near the light they are unknowingly shot in the reproductives by invisible radiation and sterilized...
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Re: Bushisms
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2005, 02:15:52 am »
Quote
last few have been.

Moron or Bigger Moron.

Clinton wasnt a moron he was an adulterer. He wasnt smart enough to keep it a secret but he was smart enough not to become a figure of fun before the scandal
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.