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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #855 on: August 24, 2008, 06:05:26 pm »
Tea cup stab'd!

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #856 on: August 24, 2008, 08:28:32 pm »
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #857 on: August 25, 2008, 12:51:00 am »
Drunken Brawl'd!
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #858 on: August 25, 2008, 04:08:03 pm »
I stick a squid down your throat.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #859 on: August 26, 2008, 02:57:51 am »
I stick a mega-squid down your throat.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #860 on: August 26, 2008, 05:02:31 am »
i sic my mini giant space hamster on him
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #861 on: August 26, 2008, 09:09:08 am »
I vaporize you with my laser!


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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #862 on: August 26, 2008, 10:44:01 am »
Heart ripped out.
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #863 on: August 26, 2008, 02:17:07 pm »
Blood sucked out.
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #864 on: August 26, 2008, 03:34:29 pm »
Harp smack'd.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #865 on: August 27, 2008, 07:11:43 am »
a barrel falls on your head, filled with antimatter!!!!

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #866 on: August 27, 2008, 02:56:37 pm »
produce a black hole in front of him.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #867 on: August 27, 2008, 04:11:31 pm »
Owned like Ron Paul, except with more fire and brimstone.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #868 on: August 27, 2008, 09:51:49 pm »
fall in to bottomless pit(die of thirst)


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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #869 on: August 27, 2008, 11:26:39 pm »
Stabbed with a cane. Four hundred times.