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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #45 on: March 16, 2008, 06:39:38 pm »
Throw him into a pit with a dozen half starved, rabid cats.
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #46 on: March 16, 2008, 06:47:03 pm »
Knock you unconscious, slather you with BBQ sauce and pit you in a room of rabid wolves who haven't eaten in days. Yummeh :P.
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #47 on: March 16, 2008, 07:02:11 pm »
Knife. Simple as that.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #48 on: March 16, 2008, 08:26:36 pm »
cut him up into little pieces then sell the pieces to the chinese restaurant across the street

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #49 on: March 16, 2008, 08:50:49 pm »
Hire Mike Tyson to beat you to a bloody pulp and/or chew your face off.
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #50 on: March 16, 2008, 09:10:26 pm »
Stab you repeatedly with a quill and use your blood as ink till you have bled to death. But before you die i slowly drop hot wax into your eye.
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #51 on: March 16, 2008, 10:30:38 pm »
Tie him to the hood of Sponge Bob Square Pant's car when he takes his driving test.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #52 on: March 16, 2008, 11:17:56 pm »
M79.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #53 on: March 17, 2008, 03:21:32 am »
Beaten by rabid English rugby fans.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #54 on: March 17, 2008, 05:57:52 am »
Giant Jelly Donut.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #55 on: March 17, 2008, 06:45:44 am »
Crushed under a giant can of Spam.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #56 on: March 17, 2008, 05:49:51 pm »
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #57 on: March 17, 2008, 07:09:29 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kH61aqsPSE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kH61aqsPSE</a>

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #58 on: March 17, 2008, 07:15:32 pm »
Boot to the head.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #59 on: March 18, 2008, 01:40:14 am »
I would destroy all your hobbies so you could die of boredom.
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