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Offline Neoskel

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #30 on: March 06, 2008, 04:05:43 am »
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2008, 09:21:33 pm »
Force you to watch 2 girls 1 cup repeatedly until you puke your organs up. Then remove your head and shove down your throat.
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #32 on: March 13, 2008, 04:09:40 pm »
Cut off every part of his body slowly..... WITH A TOOTHBRUSH!
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #33 on: March 13, 2008, 04:17:29 pm »
cut open the stomach with a rusty knife, and then put in a rat that got a taste for humanflesh inside the stomach and sew it all together and let the rat slowly eat him from inside.
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #34 on: March 13, 2008, 06:24:24 pm »
knock him over into a pool of liquid oxygen
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2008, 06:26:32 pm »
knock them into that same pool of liquid oxygen and light it on fire.
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2008, 05:05:27 pm »
Forced into slavery for twenty years, then five years of rest, then suddenly killed by a random prostitute.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #37 on: March 15, 2008, 05:11:32 pm »
Bind you to a chair, place a jetpack at the bottom, turn it on, let you fly until the jetpack runs dry of gas, watch you fall down into a kitchen sink with piranas in water.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #38 on: March 15, 2008, 08:21:20 pm »
Bind YOU to a chair and force you to watch  my avatars in fast foward until your eyes bleed so much that when it pours down your throat you choke to death...or...or shoot you i guess...
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #39 on: March 15, 2008, 09:41:04 pm »
Dropped feet first into a wood chipper.
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #40 on: March 15, 2008, 09:44:22 pm »
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #41 on: March 15, 2008, 11:57:25 pm »
Forced to drink mercury.
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #42 on: March 16, 2008, 11:02:28 am »
Glass catheter and a hammer.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #43 on: March 16, 2008, 11:35:55 am »
Strapped to a school bus for the rest of his life.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #44 on: March 16, 2008, 12:24:50 pm »
Introduce him to his rival, UnCool Dan.