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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2008, 02:29:45 am »
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2008, 03:34:39 am »
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2008, 06:40:15 am »
Penetrate the heart with a rusty spoon

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2008, 07:44:56 am »
I would hold the stylus on you for a long time. Seems to work with the pixels on a DS :P

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2008, 09:04:31 am »
i'll crush your home with my giant mech
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2008, 10:09:09 am »
Okay, so to start with I'd kidnap you but lock you in a luxurious room. You'd have the best food delivered to your room 5 times a day and TV and internet. You could even contact your family, giving you false hope. Hoever, after a week e start removing items of furniture. One item per night starting with the computer and then the TV. Eventually you're living in a bare grey room.

We leave only the toilet and you have to resort to eatin your own excrement. Eventually the toilet goes to and you have to eat it off the floor.

There are grates in the walls and ceiling. We randomly fill the room with sleeping gas and/or fill the room with pepper spray. When yo wake up we spray sal****er in your eyes.

Oh, and just to say after we remove all the furniture we add the corpse of the previous people we killed every night. Right next to you when you wake up.

Fun!
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2008, 12:11:33 pm »
You are on top of a 200 story high skyscraper, you hold a huge rock in one hand. being too heavy, you throw it off the bulding but notice a rope which is attached to YOUR TESTICLE!!!11  you see your only choise and jump off, and then halfway down, you notice another rope attached to YOUR OTHER TESTICLEEE!!1 this rope is fastened to the top of the building.

figure out the rest.
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2008, 12:30:04 pm »
Oh. Revenge.

I put both of your arms in clamps, which crush the bone and put you in extreme agony. Every day I open the clamps and salt your wounds. I leave you there in the dark room for a year or so, force feeding you on a bowl of insects, excrement and plastic. Every month I pull the clamps a little bit apart, so your pain goes up a little but more.

Then you die, eventually.
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2008, 03:20:20 pm »
I shot you.





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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2008, 03:56:54 pm »
Beaten to death with a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2008, 01:14:44 am »
you are stuck in a hole, and the only part of your body above the hole is your head. Under you there are tiny tiny bugs that nibble on your flesh, after the bugs have removed large parts of your flesh and skin, you are dropped into a bottle of salt, then you are forced to walk through a bush full of thorns whithout any skin on your body, mind you. then seven old men will pee on you and kick you down a hill filled with broken glass. after all this, you must chop off your legs with a spoon, and after that you are forced to eat your fingers, then you are dropped into a river of lava.

hurr.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2008, 12:59:02 pm »
you are stuck in a hole, and the only part of your body above the hole is your head. Under you there are tiny tiny bugs that nibble on your flesh, after the bugs have removed large parts of your flesh and skin, you are dropped into a bottle of salt, then you are forced to walk through a bush full of thorns whithout any skin on your body, mind you. then seven old men will pee on you and kick you down a hill filled with broken glass. after all this, you must chop off your legs with a spoon, and after that you are forced to eat your fingers, then you are dropped into a river of lava.

hurr.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2008, 01:18:16 pm »
Zipped out of existence by random aliens.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2008, 03:28:26 pm »
Stabbed by my buster blade replica

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2008, 05:44:41 pm »
I sick my creature (http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=8964.0) on you to smash you in the ribs with its terrible claws.
          then it will inject a liquid substance into your blood stream . this will spread through your body, harden and expand, puncturing organs and blocking cirrculation. 
      you will run at first, but after a few hours, you will be imoble and internaly bleeding. then the graid will come and eat your head (they have small jaws, so it slowly nibbles you away)
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