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Offline Xenomorph

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How would you kill the poster above you?
« on: March 02, 2008, 08:37:42 am »
it just popped in my mind.

i think the rules should be quite clear, all you just have to do is awnser the question:

"how would you kill the poster above you?"

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2008, 09:26:21 am »
Shotgun to the face.

Not shooting it, just using it to bludgeon.


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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2008, 09:29:53 am »
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2008, 09:54:16 am »
Grandfather Paradox. :)

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2008, 09:54:42 am »
Spams with Pop-ups until his computer explodes.
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2008, 10:18:55 am »
Zerg Rush.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2008, 10:26:07 am »
burry alive in a giant crate filled with ordinary earth that I throw over a cliff into the atlantic ocean.
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2008, 10:27:31 am »
Using pixalted artwork I will bring him to his knees, then hit him over the head with a bucket.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2008, 02:06:03 am »
Pushed into a grinder.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2008, 03:04:22 am »
smacked silly with a human-sized key.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2008, 03:37:42 am »
A jab to the windpipe with a pairing knife shuold do the trick. :D

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2008, 03:46:43 am »
Tapes eyes open and straps to chair, then forces to watch every single episode of Barney until he expires.
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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2008, 04:34:26 am »
Dropped on a planet with no amour or weapons, with an army of zergs in front of you.

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2008, 05:31:20 am »
Club to death with a spiked Kanab˘ named "Excalibolg" and after he's dead I'll revive him with the magic of "Excalibolg" and kill him over and over again.. until I get bored and stop reviving him ^^

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Re: How would you kill the poster above you?
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2008, 02:24:14 am »
Mangekyo Sharingan...


OOG:

Club to death with a spiked Kanab˘ named "Excalibolg" and after he's dead I'll revive him with the magic of "Excalibolg" and kill him over and over again.. until I get bored and stop reviving him ^^

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