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Offline Met

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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #30 on: January 27, 2008, 01:08:00 pm »
You don't understand this game at all, do you?

I don't think he does.

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You take the previous posters post count. That's the "Year" you're working with. You then come up with a headline for an average newspaper that would come up during that year.

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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #31 on: January 27, 2008, 01:55:15 pm »
1606: Guy Fawkes executed for plotting against the King and Parliament.

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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #32 on: January 27, 2008, 02:11:36 pm »
6321 "Post-Combine Tomb found, Name translates to 'Gordon Freeman'"
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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #33 on: January 27, 2008, 03:06:03 pm »
1878: Tokyo Stock Exchange established.
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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #34 on: January 27, 2008, 03:08:17 pm »
1607 - God Save the Queen Becomes National Anthem - Critics say it wont last
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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #35 on: January 27, 2008, 03:30:49 pm »
3271: Contreversy rages: Are robots alive?
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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #36 on: January 27, 2008, 03:53:37 pm »
924: Edward The Elder of England dead! Thousands of followers weep.


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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #37 on: January 27, 2008, 03:56:13 pm »
2050:Last iPhone thrown out at release of iWand.  Harms iCow sales greatly.
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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #38 on: January 27, 2008, 06:06:36 pm »
1887-L. L. Zamenhof publishes "Dr. Esperanto's International Tongue".
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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #39 on: January 27, 2008, 06:10:47 pm »
879- Wilfred the hairy founds a monastery, invents brazillian wax.
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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #40 on: January 27, 2008, 06:17:24 pm »
15739: Humans 3rd Class Citizens Due to Increase of Advanced Talking iWands
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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #41 on: January 27, 2008, 06:53:29 pm »
880: Someone says "Dortmund," Town Established

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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #42 on: January 27, 2008, 07:00:40 pm »
2362:World War III ends due to advice by one United Corporations member, the Cyrogenically frozen, computer-connected, body of Will Wright.
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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #43 on: January 27, 2008, 08:07:02 pm »
1889- Eiffel Tower completed! Not as good as expected?
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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #44 on: January 28, 2008, 09:58:29 am »
886: Alfred the Great conquers London, boarders shift.

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