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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2008, 05:50:40 am »
2359: Emperor Janos declares war against all organics.

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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2008, 07:26:26 am »
809:Emperor Saga replaces Emperor Helsi in Japan, Some Wonder If Perhaps His Name Is Too Epic.
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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2008, 07:41:31 am »
1869: First ever fatality due to automobile accident, coroner rules out 'whiplash' as cause.
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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2008, 07:43:37 am »
15724:Project Killemall starts to Destroy ALL HUMANS!!!  Seen as speciesism by Aliens for the Slightly Ethical Treatment of Humans, yet Genetically Modified Cows have no problem with it whatsoever.
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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2008, 08:27:10 am »
1872: Yellowstone dubbed American National Park! Critic says- "It won't last."


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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2008, 08:35:17 am »
2048: Spore finally finished and released

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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2008, 08:49:58 am »
78- The philosopher Wang Chong struggles to find a material cause for his being called Wang Chong.
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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2008, 08:51:27 am »
(( Ahh you just beat me!))

15725: Universe closed due to lack of interest.
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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2008, 10:01:33 am »
923:Liang dynasty falls to Tang Dynasty.  Some wonder how orange powdered drink can rule country.
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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2008, 10:48:17 am »
1864: New York City annexes The Bronx.

15724:Project Killemall starts to Destroy ALL HUMANS!!!  Seen as speciesism by Aliens for the Slightly Ethical Treatment of Humans, yet Genetically Modified Cows have no problem with it whatsoever.

Not added to timeline. I'm not summarizing them if they are clearly not reading game rules.

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Keep all Headlines the size of normal Headlines! I don't need the full story here. Just a couple of words to summarize the events. They are headlines, not the articles.

15725: Universe closed due to lack of interest.

Yeah, I'd like to keep the timeline going past the year 15725 if it's all the same to you. Adding it as a rule to not put "End of the Universe" things.

Though I did get a chuckle out of that one.

Duke Nukem Forever "Nearly Finished," Game Industry Laughs

Do me a favor and add the date to all future posts in this thread. Makes it easier as the post count you are taking it from is constantly changing.


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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2008, 11:59:37 am »
2300 - a group of military rebels lightly dressed riot in Greece. Several jews killed.

Please re-read the game rules. I don't even think you understand the name of the game.

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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2008, 12:01:48 pm »
1599: Columbus accidentally falls of the end of the earth while trying to reach India, thus proving the world is flat!
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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2008, 12:04:30 pm »
1599: Columbus accidentally falls of the end of the earth while trying to reach India, thus proving the world is flat!

Not added to timeline.

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Keep in mind I'd rather like the headlines regarding years in the past to be true events. Don't make up your own like "Germany Wins WWII" or anything different then what happend. Leave the fun stuff for the post on future headlines.

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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #28 on: January 27, 2008, 12:53:07 pm »
Fine.

2042 - Giant hole in the sahara discovered, ancient civilisation discovered?

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Re: Year of the Previous Post
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2008, 12:59:14 pm »
You don't understand this game at all, do you?
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