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Backwards Movie
« on: January 11, 2008, 09:23:22 pm »
What would the plot of the movie be if you watched it backwards?

FOR EXAMPLE:

Titanic: An enormous iron ship surges up from the vast depths of the ocean to save a large number of people who are inexplicably, and somewhat foolishly, floundering in the water near an iceberg. It then kindly takes them back to Southampton.

Dracula: A kindly old gentleman in evening dress appears in 19th century London where he heals the sick and convinces an amorous young lady to go back to her husband. Returning to his home country in Eastern Europe, he nurtures a young man back to mental health and lives happily ever after running the local bloodbank for injured peasants.

Indiana Jones Trilogy: An incompetent archaeologist travels the globe losing precious objects and information, but occasionally chasing boulders up hills and unmelting the faces of Nazis.



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Re: Backwards Movie
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2008, 11:15:34 pm »
Titanic: An enormous iron ship surges up from the vast depths of the ocean to save a large number of people who are inexplicably, and somewhat foolishly, floundering in the water near an iceberg. It then kindly takes them back to Southampton.

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Empire Strikes Back:
A known criminal escapes from a secure imperial facility, prompting the entire legion stationed there to run like hell - as does the selfish ass of a hero who promptly lands on a swamp planet to hide, and has a run in with a vicious, petty green recluse who throws his starship in the swamp and causes him to forget his newfound skills. Meanwhile, the criminal chases the still-fleeing imperial fleet across half the galaxy. Our hero manages to discover his craft's reverse gear is far faster than his forward and promptly flies out of the swamp, accidentally stranding himself in the middle of a mass imperial retreat from a small rebel base on an icy world, and further stranded by the criminal's intervention, only to be saved by a colossal cuddly bear.

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Re: Backwards Movie
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2008, 12:03:03 am »
Memento:

Nothing special just your standard murder mystery.

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Re: Backwards Movie
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2008, 09:00:11 am »
By the way uh, how'd you get an avatar over 100px in height? Normally it blocks anyone else from doing that... it's not an objection by the way, just a curiosity.

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Re: Backwards Movie
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2008, 03:21:05 pm »
the end of the Lord of the rings:

A volcano un-explodes which sends a skinny dude who holds a ring into the hands of a hobbit who was coincidentaly nearby with his best friend, the skinny dude attaches a finger to the hobbit's fingerless hand and skinny bites it, then punches and kicks him. they do the moonwalk out of the volcano and fight with the skinny one again, by some stairs. Then a rock flies into the hands of the other hobbit, and they somehow roll around and frodo lands on sam's back and gollum flies up to a ledge. the hobbits then moonwalk down the mountain and lie down abit, and moonwalk-crawl downwards. etc. etc.

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Re: Backwards Movie
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2008, 06:40:00 pm »
Terminator:

A young woman at a factory creates a robot using a crushing machine.  He then goes around the factory, using explosions to regain body parts and to create a male human.  The two humans chase after the fleeing robot, who only wishes to become human.  They shoot and burn him, but  he grows human skin and goes around the neighborhood, healing people with his gun.


Matrix:

The two main characters kiss, causing a nearby robot to flee in terror.  They plug themselves into a machine, and Neo goes and gives birth to Agent Smith.  Smith then thanks him from extracting bullets from Neo's torso, and they have a fight with a subway train.  Smith saves Neo, pulling him out of the train's way.  In the realworld, one of the crew brings a fallen comrade back to life with an electrogun, and he repays him by bringing his brother back to life too.  In the end, Smith expresses his final gratitude by turning into a lady in a red dress, giving Neo his mouth back, and letting him stay in the fake world, where he promply gets a job.
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Re: Backwards Movie
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2008, 09:00:07 pm »
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets:  A boy catches a sock from a house elf, making him a slave.  He becomes unconscious in the presence of an old man.  He regains consciousness in a chamber with a dead bassilisk.  A pheonix creates a wound by sucking tears off of his skin.  The boy takes a tooth off the ground and puts it on his wound.  It is removed with the wound when a sword in the bassilisk is taken out, bringing it back to life, and it bites him.  The bassilisk slithers through a hole in a wall.  The boy leaves the chamber with a friend and an adult, who is suddenly cured of amnesia.  Messages are written on the wall in blood, making all the tense characters more relaxed.  Several incidents occur involving petrified students becoming able to move.  The boy and his friends find a broken car in the middle of the woods, which a tree fixes.  In the car, they go back to a house.  Finally, the house elf from the beginning of the movie appears in the house, taking splattered cake off of a visitor and turning it into a normal cake.  The house elf then teleports away, and the movie ends.
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Re: Backwards Movie
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2008, 09:29:59 pm »
Lol at the fixing tree...
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Re: Backwards Movie
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2008, 04:54:41 am »
Jaws.
Terror hits a small holiday beach as a shark vomits live people all over the shore.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Backwards Movie
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2008, 09:09:24 am »
you guys are funnnnnnnny!!!!!!!!   :D

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Re: Backwards Movie
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2008, 09:18:27 am »
Years ago we actually did a couple of these in my video production class. We taped the movie backwards then added dialog:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The story of a man in a mask running around bringing people back to life by taking running chainsaws out of them.

Romeo and Juliet: The story of two dead lovers who come back to life and gradually learn to hate each other and start a war between their families.

EDIT:

How about this one:

Any movie made by Hollywood in 2007: The story of a plotless mess that takes two hours to erase so that you, the audience, can go outside and be given money to leave so that you can forget you just watched it.

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Re: Backwards Movie
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2008, 09:53:18 am »
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:  A glass elevator comes out of the sky and drops a kid and a crazy man at a factory.  A doll-sized boy is turned to normal size by an amazing machine, but he doubts that it worked.  A room that is a mess is cleaned up by a girl that a chute spits out.  A strange girl that looks like a blueberry is braught in and turned to normal by spitting out a candy.  A fat boy is produced by a pipe in a lake of chocolate.  All the characters leave the factory and are given golden tickets, which they put in candy bars and sell to the candy stores.
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Re: Backwards Movie
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2008, 10:47:55 am »
Shawshank Redemption:
A man goes to incredible lengths to break into a prison by digging a tunnel into it. He then stays there for some time as an inmate, meeting other people who are in jail for such things as reviving themselves via anti-suicide, and removing vandalism.

Revenge of the Sith:
Darth Vader, the infamous imperial lord, is maliciously converted into a whiny adolescent punk by the Evil Emperor. In an amazing feat of force prowess, he then brings the entire jedi council back to life, saving Mace Windu by pulling him out of a fall from several miles away, before gradually forgetting about the Evil Emperor over time. Meanwhile, Obi Wan goes to yet another planet and brings the villanous General Grievous back to life, before ditching a really annoying lizard and visiting the General's ship to visit his prisoner with no intention of rescuing him.

Final Fantasy Spirits Within:
I still have no idea what the hell is happening.

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Re: Backwards Movie
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2008, 01:05:34 pm »
Jaws.
Terror hits a small holiday beach as a shark vomits live people all over the shore.

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Re: Backwards Movie
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2008, 01:29:55 pm »
Fargo
Two people, a blond man and a police officer, drive to a house where they create a living person out of bits of flesh.  The synthetic man goes about uncovering treasure and giving it to strangers.  He also makes a bunch of people wake up from a catatonic sleep.  Later on, he delivers a lady in a bag to a person's house.
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