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The Blargbells Have Climbed the Stairway to Heaven
« on: January 03, 2008, 01:50:22 pm »

The skirmishes between the Blargbellian and Huckbuckian armies went on for weeks. They were at a standstill. Every time the Huckbuckian army went and started getting the upper hand with their superior technology, the Blargbells had a new wave of civilians brought in to wreak temporary havoc. Their numbers were endless, and the Huckbucks were not. Eventually, Brrbrr, the previous Village Idiot, lately proclaimed King due to assassination of the previous King, proclaimed peace between the two parties. Not because he was wanting to end the bloodshed, but simply because he was bored to death.

The other party obliged, albeit slightly unwillingly. The truce was extremely uneasy, each side staring daggers at each other at the meeting. It took many hours, but eventually it was decided that the Huckbucks would show them the way to get into space, and supply a starting measure of the technology. In return, the Blargbells would have an entire army trained and ready to work for the Huckbucks and ONLY the Huckbucks. This army is virtually indestructible, as every time they died, they would come back fighting only a few months later.

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After quite a few more years, the Huckbucks left with their army... they left behind enough spaceships and spaceship parts, as well as translators, that an entire Blargbellian state could shoot into space if they so wished. Under the new, vicious (if well done) rule of Brrbrr, the King (previously Village Idiot), they will go to space and continue marching across the galaxy, expanding their Empire... using any way necessary.




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Re: The Blargbells Have Climbed the Stairway to Heaven
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2008, 02:00:31 pm »
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Re: The Blargbells Have Climbed the Stairway to Heaven
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2008, 05:11:24 pm »
((There's nothing to join, unless you just want to RP with me so our creations can get better relations or whatnot... this was just my intraductory post to let people know that the Blargbell now have the ability to travel around the galaxy with FTL technology.


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Re: The Blargbells Have Climbed the Stairway to Heaven
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2008, 07:17:28 am »
((We could make it an RP... and yes, It would to see how things turn out for you if the first races you encounter are evil. (Heh, Evil in a box.) It'll give you a lot of XP.))

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Re: The Blargbells Have Climbed the Stairway to Heaven
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2008, 03:31:22 pm »
((Blarg, do you realize that, physiology-wise at least, Blargbells are a cross between Half Life headcrabs and Warhammer40k Orks?))

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Re: The Blargbells Have Climbed the Stairway to Heaven
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2008, 03:42:40 pm »
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Re: The Blargbells Have Climbed the Stairway to Heaven
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2008, 03:43:23 pm »
((Blarg, do you realize that, physiology-wise at least, Blargbells are a cross between Half Life headcrabs and Warhammer40k Orks?))

((I understand the Headcrabs, but the Orks? Do you mean their psychology, not their physiology?  ???))


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Re: The Blargbells Have Climbed the Stairway to Heaven
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2008, 05:02:09 pm »
((Blarg, do you realize that, physiology-wise at least, Blargbells are a cross between Half Life headcrabs and Warhammer40k Orks?))

((I understand the Headcrabs, but the Orks? Do you mean their psychology, not their physiology?  ???))

((The reproducing by spores and always coming back))

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Re: The Blargbells Have Climbed the Stairway to Heaven
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2008, 05:31:58 pm »
((Blarg, do you realize that, physiology-wise at least, Blargbells are a cross between Half Life headcrabs and Warhammer40k Orks?))

((I understand the Headcrabs, but the Orks? Do you mean their psychology, not their physiology?  ???))

((The reproducing by spores and always coming back))

((Oh, I didn't know that the Orks did that. But hey, okay!))


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Re: The Blargbells Have Climbed the Stairway to Heaven
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2008, 09:55:13 am »
((If this turns into an RP Im in as ally of the Blargs!
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