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Offline Vivec

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Re: Have a banana!
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2005, 07:32:10 pm »
this banana makes me think about LadyM not realizing she has won What's That!

Here, have a banana
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Re: Have a banana!
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2005, 01:09:18 pm »
this banana reminds me that I haven't forgetten that I need to post a picture...

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Re: Have a banana!
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2005, 03:12:28 pm »
This banana has been in my family for twelve generations.  My great great great great great great great great great grandfather plucked this banana from the beak of the ravenous Jango Bird of Madagascar.  His grandson took it with him to the Americas, along with eighty fine Guinea Blacks, on his third profitable voyage.  His grandson threw this Banana at General Cornwallis during the War of Independence.  His grandson stabbed a highway bandit through the eye with this banana, saving his own life.  And his grandson took it west with him, where he squeezed out small claimholders to steal their land.  His grandson took it with him in the first world war, and his son took it with him in the second.  His son - my father - gave me this banana on his deathbed.  I hate my family, and I hate their damned banana!!!

Here, have a banana!
I have been told
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that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
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Re: Have a banana!
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2005, 03:54:15 pm »
Bananas always end with me slipping on the peel in some cliche comedy move.

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Re: Have a banana!
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2005, 05:27:58 am »
I don't find bananas appealing.

Here, I grant thee a banana.

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Re: Have a banana!
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2005, 05:35:58 am »
I feed bananas to my chickens.

here, have a banana
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Re: Have a banana!
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2005, 11:42:56 am »
Ahhh! Nooo! Not the banana! Not the Banana!!! it Burns!

Here, have a banana...
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Re: Have a banana!
« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2005, 01:22:32 pm »
bananas can dance


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Re: Have a banana!
« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2005, 01:24:57 pm »
Yellow reminds me of a misspent childhood living in a submarine...

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Re: Have a banana!
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2005, 01:51:17 pm »
got banana?

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Re: Have a banana!
« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2005, 02:05:19 pm »
That banana has been through too many hands...I'll take a Kiwi instead. Wait, This kiwi has been Brused! Noooooo!

Here have a Banana and a Kiwi
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Re: Have a banana!
« Reply #26 on: August 30, 2005, 05:18:34 pm »
Bananas can ride Llamas

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Re: Have a banana!
« Reply #27 on: August 30, 2005, 05:25:50 pm »
I like to eat, eat, eat, eeples and beeneenees! Etc. Do I need to explain?

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Re: Have a banana!
« Reply #28 on: August 30, 2005, 05:37:08 pm »
MOO-oM!!  This banana is poking me!

Here, have a banana!
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: Have a banana!
« Reply #29 on: August 30, 2005, 06:19:43 pm »
Bananas remind me of this...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/peanutbutter.html

So here,  have a banana