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Offline GamerMommy

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #45 on: January 28, 2008, 02:16:49 pm »
i agree with many of these, but here are a couple more...

"i believe i speak for al of us, captain, when i say...to HELL with our orders, sir."  (--Cmdr. Data)

"lens cap!"  (--the last line of "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow")

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #46 on: January 28, 2008, 03:21:00 pm »
"... You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company." - Dr. Stranglove

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUAK7t3Lf8s


And the war room as mentioned earlier...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29czSGSPE7k&NR=1

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #47 on: January 28, 2008, 08:17:38 pm »
"lens cap!"  (--the last line of "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow")

Heh heh. That made me smile. The film was pretty mediocre once you got past the amazing visuals, though.
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #48 on: January 28, 2008, 08:55:13 pm »
Jane Spencer: Now I know why Ed's been calling every half hour. You've been back on a case, haven't you?
Frank Drebin: No, no, I swear, it's another woman.
Jane Spencer: In your wildest dreams.

Frank Drebin: Cigarette?
Tanya Peters: Yes, I know.

Frank Drebin: Well... We shot a lot of people together. It's been great. But today I retire, so if I do any shooting now, it'll have to be within the confines of my own home. Hopefully, an intruder and not an in-law, like at my bachelor party.

Frank Drebin: Hey! You call this slop? Real slop has got chunks in it! This is more like gruel! And this Chateau le Blanc '68 is supposed to be served slightly chilled! This is room temperature! What do you think we are, animals?

Dr. Kohlzak: [at a Sperm Bank and Fertility Clinic, unbeknownst to Frank, who's faking an old football injury] When did you first notice the problem?
Frank Drebin: In the backyard, with my uncle.
Dr. Kohlzak: In the backyard... with your uncle?
Frank Drebin: Yes, when he comes over we like to go out in the backyard and throw it around for a while.
Dr. Kohlzak: And what did you and your uncle find out?
Frank Drebin: Oh, I can't keep up with him, mine hurt especially on the long ones. I can't seem to straighten it out, it has no feeling, it's... it's kind of numb. I may have yanked it too much maybe.
Dr. Kohlzak: [Hands him a cup and opens a door to another room] If you would.
Frank Drebin: For what?
Dr. Kohlzak: A sperm count.
Frank Drebin: In here?
Dr. Kohlzak: Well, it's not exactly the backyard, but it'll do.

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #49 on: February 04, 2008, 08:31:14 am »
aw man, beat me to the punch with the "need more FBI guys" line...

if you're talking pirates of the caribbean, i could type all day....but i won't.   ;)



not the best ever, but these are pretty good...

"take off my van halen shirt before you jinx the band and they break up!"  (~the wedding singer)

"get away from her, you B----!!!!" (~riley in ALIEN)

"you made a time machine, out of a delorean?!?" (~marty mcfly in back to the future)

"my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die."  (~montoya in the princess bride)


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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #50 on: February 04, 2008, 08:51:00 am »
aw man, beat me to the punch with the "need more FBI guys" line...

if you're talking pirates of the caribbean, i could type all day....but i won't.   ;)



not the best ever, but these are pretty good...

"take off my van halen shirt before you jinx the band and they break up!"  (~the wedding singer)

"get away from her, you B----!!!!" (~riley in ALIEN)

"you made a time machine, out of a delorean?!?" (~marty mcfly in back to the future)

"my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die."  (~montoya in the princess bride)

nice quotes, especially the one with Ripley from Alien.... classic ;D

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #51 on: March 14, 2008, 05:19:18 pm »
"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!"  >:(
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #52 on: March 15, 2008, 04:29:27 am »
My favourite:

Its not a tumour!- kindergarten cop
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #53 on: March 15, 2008, 08:23:57 am »
Most of Shoot Em Up fits in here.

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #54 on: March 15, 2008, 05:47:51 pm »
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #55 on: March 16, 2008, 07:55:08 am »
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #56 on: March 17, 2008, 09:43:10 pm »
Matrix, (the first one). After one of the agents dodges the bullets and so does Neo, his girlfriend manages to come behind the agent and put a gun to the back of his head, saying.

"Dodge this".
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #57 on: April 07, 2008, 09:13:21 am »
I just finished watching Southland Tales. There are some great quotes in there.

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #58 on: April 07, 2008, 12:28:18 pm »
"Game over man, Game over!" - Alien 2

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #59 on: July 07, 2008, 01:09:49 pm »

Another one from Pulp Fiction:

"That's a pretty @#$@#%$ good milk shake.  I don't know if it's worth five dollars, but it's pretty @#%$& good."


And, a couple classics from Clint Eastwood, who is sorely under-represented in this thread:

" I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?

Well, do ya, punk? "


"Well, we're not just gonna let you walk out of here.
Who'se we, sucka?
Smith and Wesson... and me. "


"Go ahead, make my day."