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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #30 on: January 03, 2008, 06:57:08 pm »
"Welcome to Jurassic Park"  - More the delivery then the phrase. Love how he says it.

Pirate movies and Airplane are both good ones. I watched something a few weeks ago that had some ggreat one liners and now I can't think what it was, arg that's going to bug me. I'll be back (hah!) to this thread.
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #31 on: January 03, 2008, 07:39:19 pm »
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2008, 09:05:15 am »
Why do you people ignore the one liner classic that is Airplane?

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2008, 12:29:22 pm »

Why do you people ignore the one liner classic that is Airplane?

"The survival of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2008, 04:12:43 pm »
"Welcome to Jurassic Park"  - More the delivery then the phrase. Love how he says it.

While we're on the topic of great delivery then
"there's another starship coming in. It's the Enterprise!"

From First Contact.  Not the greatest line ever, but the way it was said was just perfect.   :)

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #35 on: January 06, 2008, 08:47:50 am »
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #36 on: January 06, 2008, 04:48:10 pm »
The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #37 on: January 10, 2008, 12:09:09 am »
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."

Cool Hand Luke! Good movie! :D

I wish I could contribute, but I never hang on one liners, so its hard for me to recall them.  :-\

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #38 on: January 10, 2008, 07:56:07 am »
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #39 on: January 10, 2008, 12:02:04 pm »
"Ah love, butterflies in the stomach the first day, diarrhea by dead butterflies the next" - Belgian movie noone will be interested in.

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #40 on: January 10, 2008, 01:23:31 pm »
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #41 on: January 24, 2008, 06:14:13 pm »
Not going to say it's among the best ever, but one that seems to carried over into my gaming is that whenever there's a big heinous wipe, I tend to channel the original Die Hard's "looks like we're gonna need some more FBI guys."

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #42 on: January 27, 2008, 09:17:22 am »
yeah I got a few favs

"Yippie Ki - Yay Mother ****er!" - Die Hard

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you'll never know what you'll get." - Forrest Gump

"Is it safe?" - Marathon Man

and yes, the best ones are the last ones.

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #43 on: January 27, 2008, 09:38:41 am »
"Gentlmen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!" - Dr. Strangelove

"I'm just telling you both good luck. Were all counting on you!" -Airplane (gets funny after the 5 time he says it.)

"Why is the rum always gone?" - Pirates of the Carribean 2

" Lots of space in this mall" - The Blues brothers (when driving through it being followed by 20-30 cops.)

"We do not want a mine-shaft gap!" -Dr. Strangelove

"Don't worry 'bout me. I wouldn't worry about me. Don't you worry about me. Don't you worry 'bout me!" - Talking Heads, Don't Worry About the Government

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #44 on: January 27, 2008, 03:09:42 pm »
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