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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2007, 09:28:06 pm »
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." ~Don Corleone

"That's no moon. It's a space station." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!" ~Neville Flynn


Three quotes that I think I will always remember for one reason or another.

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2007, 12:22:44 am »
"...Boring conversation anyways. Luke! We're gonna have company!" -Han Solo

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2007, 08:18:12 am »
"**** OFF!"
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2007, 09:05:16 am »
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-nnnnnnnniggits!
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2007, 09:35:04 am »
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-nnnnnnnniggits!

i fart in your general direction! your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of ellebury! (or something like that  ::) )

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That quote is actualy very witty, Celdur. I suggest you use that in your signature.

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2007, 11:24:26 am »
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-nnnnnnnniggits!

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2007, 12:05:58 pm »
i guess we found it then  ;D

french  ::)

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2007, 01:16:39 pm »
Why do you people ignore the one liner classic that is Airplane?

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
What meme is relevant right now? Look, just imagine I'm riffing on that. Updating signatures is exhausting.

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2007, 04:23:52 pm »
"No."  Agent Smith right before getting shot up by a helicopter.  The Matrix.
"Git down!  Shut up!"  Lieutenant Dan.  Forrest Gump.
"I have a bad feeling about this." Do I really need to tell you what this is from?

Also,

"Surely you must be joking!"
"Oh I'm dead serious, and don't call me Shirley."

Not sure what that's from though.
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2007, 07:03:27 pm »
"Surely you must be joking!"
"Oh I'm dead serious, and don't call me Shirley."

WOO, I love that one!

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2007, 08:33:22 pm »
"Surely you must be joking!"
"Oh I'm dead serious, and don't call me Shirley."

Not sure what that's from though.

Your saying this saddens me in so many ways.

Have none of you people seen the movie classic that is Airplane?
This is the scene you refer to: http://www.killerclips.com/clip.php?id=128&qid=1578&PHPSESSID=a97fce89f54a76fc9f6b4e4881b11
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #26 on: December 28, 2007, 08:37:06 pm »
I was debating whether or not to include this one in my first list but now that the Airplane cherry has been popped I'll throw it in. This quite is far better than the 'grown man naked' quote.

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #27 on: December 28, 2007, 09:20:26 pm »
...the Airplane cherry has been popped...

Dude, remember the family friendliness thing! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! *spazzes out*

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #28 on: December 29, 2007, 12:01:20 am »
"Surely you must be joking!"
"Oh I'm dead serious, and don't call me Shirley."

Not sure what that's from though.

Your saying this sadden me in so many ways.

it saddens me as well.

Some of my favourite lines although have no real swearing aren't fit for this forum. I'll settle for

"Has the Soil been tested"
"Yeah couple years back, nothing dangerous... What do you know about lead?"

"Dad Some ones selling some jousting sticks."
"How much is he asking?"
"250"
"Tell him his dreaming"

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #29 on: December 29, 2007, 07:36:47 am »
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