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Greatest One-Liners
« on: December 26, 2007, 05:41:24 am »
What would you say the greatest one-liner in movie history is?

Now mine is a tie between the obvious, "IT'S A TRAP!" and (I probably favour this one way more... I think) from Hot Fuzz, "It's alright, Andy! It's just Bolognese!". I don't know why but I found the latter unbelievably funny... I really do mean unbelievably.
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2007, 03:02:20 pm »
National Lampoon's Van Wilder.

For some reason I found it hilarious when that one frat punk yells at the girl he's fornicating with, "Shut the **** up!"

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2007, 03:04:25 pm »
Superbad is full of them, I love that kind of humour.

Cops when crashing a party. "We will shoot you"
Cops moving through the house party. "Prepare too be ****ed by the long **** of the law!".

That was amazing!  :D
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2007, 03:57:54 pm »
Yeah, "It's a trap" will live forever.

"You damn dirty ape"

For some reason, I got a lot of lines from pirates that cracks me up. It was on last night.

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. "

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2007, 04:30:36 pm »
I agree Met, Pirates of the Caribbean has some great scripting. The way they combo everything up just makes some of the things they say priceless. Especially the Sparrow and Barbossa conversations.
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2007, 07:09:44 pm »
My vote would have to be:

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." -Jaws

-Lego

Others...

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses" - Elwood Blues
-The Blue Brothers

"Shame... throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." - Better off Dead

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2007, 07:20:12 pm »
Oh, I just remembered a few from 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'.

"Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here." - Chacka

"Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it. That's right. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - Niggaz With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it?" - Chacka

"I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody." - Chacka...

Lets just say every single one of Chris Rocks lines in that film were ****ing hilarious!

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2007, 02:55:53 am »
Isn't a oneliner one of those things action heroes say after the camera zooms in on their face and there is a brief pause in the gunfire? Everything else are just quotes. Just being picky.  ;)  Arnold is one of the kings of cliche one-liners.
"You're fired." True Lies
"Whut killed the dinosa-urrs? THA ICE AGE!!!" Batman 4 *shudders*
*Shoots his wife* "Consider that a divorce."
"See yoo at da pah-ty Richta!"
Total Recall
Aaaaand of course the classy and classical line in Terminator:
"F*** you asshool!
 

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2007, 05:50:00 am »
"Who said we were terrorists?" - Die Hard

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2007, 08:28:59 am »
"Get away from her, you *****!", obviously, I watched it when I was young enough to be scarred for life ^^

"Right now, I'm the safest ****** in the world, because you're still NEXT!" - final destintion, and that's exactly how i'd feel at that moment XD

"Does my body disgust you?" - Arnie in junior. Brilliant film XD. Acctually, arnie has alot of cool quotes. I think there's one in last action hero where he threatens to rip someones thumbs off?

Also, I think it's from the grinch, but I love this quote;
"You've just got to want that feeling - and if you LIKE it and you WANT it; you'll get GREEDY for it! You'll want it every day of your life... and it can happen to you! I believe in it now! I believe it's gonna happen for me now, and i'm ready for it!"


Oh, and; "And Marselus Wallace don't like to be ***** by anybody except Mrs. Wallace."
Although that whole section of pulp fiction rocks.

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2007, 08:50:12 am »
"English mother****er do you speak it?!"

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« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2007, 10:54:43 am »
"What?" BLAM!

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« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2007, 11:08:30 am »
After attaching the chainsaw to where his left hand ought to be, Ash revs up the chainsaw and saws of the barrel of his shotgun shotgun. Holstering the shotgun in his back holster, the camera zooms to his face and he says:

"Groovy"

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« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2007, 03:33:36 pm »
Pulp Fiction is a film made of cool moments and one-liners. My favourite moment being the bit where Bruce Willis picks up the Samurai sword and The Revels start playing.

And...

"I love you honey-bunny."
"I love you too, Pumpkin."
"IF ANY OF YOU ***** **** ***** **** Mother*****s dare to **** I'll **** a ***** ***** mongoose ****!."
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« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2007, 09:25:13 pm »
"You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone."

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« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2007, 09:28:06 pm »
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." ~Don Corleone

"That's no moon. It's a space station." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!" ~Neville Flynn


Three quotes that I think I will always remember for one reason or another.

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« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2007, 12:22:44 am »
"...Boring conversation anyways. Luke! We're gonna have company!" -Han Solo

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« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2007, 08:18:12 am »
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« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2007, 09:05:16 am »
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-nnnnnnnniggits!
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« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2007, 09:35:04 am »
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-nnnnnnnniggits!

i fart in your general direction! your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of ellebury! (or something like that  ::) )

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« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2007, 11:24:26 am »
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-nnnnnnnniggits!

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« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2007, 12:05:58 pm »
i guess we found it then  ;D

french  ::)

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2007, 01:16:39 pm »
Why do you people ignore the one liner classic that is Airplane?

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
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« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2007, 04:23:52 pm »
"No."  Agent Smith right before getting shot up by a helicopter.  The Matrix.
"Git down!  Shut up!"  Lieutenant Dan.  Forrest Gump.
"I have a bad feeling about this." Do I really need to tell you what this is from?

Also,

"Surely you must be joking!"
"Oh I'm dead serious, and don't call me Shirley."

Not sure what that's from though.
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2007, 07:03:27 pm »
"Surely you must be joking!"
"Oh I'm dead serious, and don't call me Shirley."

WOO, I love that one!

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« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2007, 08:33:22 pm »
"Surely you must be joking!"
"Oh I'm dead serious, and don't call me Shirley."

Not sure what that's from though.

Your saying this saddens me in so many ways.

Have none of you people seen the movie classic that is Airplane?
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« Reply #26 on: December 28, 2007, 08:37:06 pm »
I was debating whether or not to include this one in my first list but now that the Airplane cherry has been popped I'll throw it in. This quite is far better than the 'grown man naked' quote.

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« Reply #27 on: December 28, 2007, 09:20:26 pm »
...the Airplane cherry has been popped...

Dude, remember the family friendliness thing! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! *spazzes out*

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« Reply #28 on: December 29, 2007, 12:01:20 am »
"Surely you must be joking!"
"Oh I'm dead serious, and don't call me Shirley."

Not sure what that's from though.

Your saying this sadden me in so many ways.

it saddens me as well.

Some of my favourite lines although have no real swearing aren't fit for this forum. I'll settle for

"Has the Soil been tested"
"Yeah couple years back, nothing dangerous... What do you know about lead?"

"Dad Some ones selling some jousting sticks."
"How much is he asking?"
"250"
"Tell him his dreaming"

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« Reply #29 on: December 29, 2007, 07:36:47 am »
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« Reply #30 on: January 03, 2008, 06:57:08 pm »
"Welcome to Jurassic Park"  - More the delivery then the phrase. Love how he says it.

Pirate movies and Airplane are both good ones. I watched something a few weeks ago that had some ggreat one liners and now I can't think what it was, arg that's going to bug me. I'll be back (hah!) to this thread.
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« Reply #31 on: January 03, 2008, 07:39:19 pm »
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2008, 09:05:15 am »
Why do you people ignore the one liner classic that is Airplane?

"What do you make of this, Johnny?"

"Well, I can make a cap, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl (flapflapflap)..."

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« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2008, 12:29:22 pm »

Why do you people ignore the one liner classic that is Airplane?

"The survival of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

"Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison? "

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« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2008, 04:12:43 pm »
"Welcome to Jurassic Park"  - More the delivery then the phrase. Love how he says it.

While we're on the topic of great delivery then
"there's another starship coming in. It's the Enterprise!"

From First Contact.  Not the greatest line ever, but the way it was said was just perfect.   :)

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« Reply #35 on: January 06, 2008, 08:47:50 am »
Grounds Keeper Willy: "Well aye, I'm inclined to forgive ye". Holds up fists. " But me boys have been drinking, and they're pissed!"



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« Reply #36 on: January 06, 2008, 04:48:10 pm »
The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.

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« Reply #37 on: January 10, 2008, 12:09:09 am »
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."

Cool Hand Luke! Good movie! :D

I wish I could contribute, but I never hang on one liners, so its hard for me to recall them.  :-\

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« Reply #38 on: January 10, 2008, 07:56:07 am »
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« Reply #39 on: January 10, 2008, 12:02:04 pm »
"Ah love, butterflies in the stomach the first day, diarrhea by dead butterflies the next" - Belgian movie noone will be interested in.

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« Reply #40 on: January 10, 2008, 01:23:31 pm »
"here, *throws money to a huge guy* Go buy yourself a Neck" - Rockhound - Armageddon.


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« Reply #41 on: January 24, 2008, 06:14:13 pm »
Not going to say it's among the best ever, but one that seems to carried over into my gaming is that whenever there's a big heinous wipe, I tend to channel the original Die Hard's "looks like we're gonna need some more FBI guys."

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« Reply #42 on: January 27, 2008, 09:17:22 am »
yeah I got a few favs

"Yippie Ki - Yay Mother ****er!" - Die Hard

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you'll never know what you'll get." - Forrest Gump

"Is it safe?" - Marathon Man

and yes, the best ones are the last ones.

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« Reply #43 on: January 27, 2008, 09:38:41 am »
"Gentlmen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!" - Dr. Strangelove

"I'm just telling you both good luck. Were all counting on you!" -Airplane (gets funny after the 5 time he says it.)

"Why is the rum always gone?" - Pirates of the Carribean 2

" Lots of space in this mall" - The Blues brothers (when driving through it being followed by 20-30 cops.)

"We do not want a mine-shaft gap!" -Dr. Strangelove

"Don't worry 'bout me. I wouldn't worry about me. Don't you worry about me. Don't you worry 'bout me!" - Talking Heads, Don't Worry About the Government

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« Reply #44 on: January 27, 2008, 03:09:42 pm »
"It needs more cowbell"
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #45 on: January 28, 2008, 02:16:49 pm »
i agree with many of these, but here are a couple more...

"i believe i speak for al of us, captain, when i say...to HELL with our orders, sir."  (--Cmdr. Data)

"lens cap!"  (--the last line of "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow")

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« Reply #46 on: January 28, 2008, 03:21:00 pm »
"... You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company." - Dr. Stranglove

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUAK7t3Lf8s


And the war room as mentioned earlier...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29czSGSPE7k&NR=1

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #47 on: January 28, 2008, 08:17:38 pm »
"lens cap!"  (--the last line of "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow")

Heh heh. That made me smile. The film was pretty mediocre once you got past the amazing visuals, though.
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #48 on: January 28, 2008, 08:55:13 pm »
Jane Spencer: Now I know why Ed's been calling every half hour. You've been back on a case, haven't you?
Frank Drebin: No, no, I swear, it's another woman.
Jane Spencer: In your wildest dreams.

Frank Drebin: Cigarette?
Tanya Peters: Yes, I know.

Frank Drebin: Well... We shot a lot of people together. It's been great. But today I retire, so if I do any shooting now, it'll have to be within the confines of my own home. Hopefully, an intruder and not an in-law, like at my bachelor party.

Frank Drebin: Hey! You call this slop? Real slop has got chunks in it! This is more like gruel! And this Chateau le Blanc '68 is supposed to be served slightly chilled! This is room temperature! What do you think we are, animals?

Dr. Kohlzak: [at a Sperm Bank and Fertility Clinic, unbeknownst to Frank, who's faking an old football injury] When did you first notice the problem?
Frank Drebin: In the backyard, with my uncle.
Dr. Kohlzak: In the backyard... with your uncle?
Frank Drebin: Yes, when he comes over we like to go out in the backyard and throw it around for a while.
Dr. Kohlzak: And what did you and your uncle find out?
Frank Drebin: Oh, I can't keep up with him, mine hurt especially on the long ones. I can't seem to straighten it out, it has no feeling, it's... it's kind of numb. I may have yanked it too much maybe.
Dr. Kohlzak: [Hands him a cup and opens a door to another room] If you would.
Frank Drebin: For what?
Dr. Kohlzak: A sperm count.
Frank Drebin: In here?
Dr. Kohlzak: Well, it's not exactly the backyard, but it'll do.

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #49 on: February 04, 2008, 08:31:14 am »
aw man, beat me to the punch with the "need more FBI guys" line...

if you're talking pirates of the caribbean, i could type all day....but i won't.   ;)



not the best ever, but these are pretty good...

"take off my van halen shirt before you jinx the band and they break up!"  (~the wedding singer)

"get away from her, you B----!!!!" (~riley in ALIEN)

"you made a time machine, out of a delorean?!?" (~marty mcfly in back to the future)

"my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die."  (~montoya in the princess bride)


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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #50 on: February 04, 2008, 08:51:00 am »
aw man, beat me to the punch with the "need more FBI guys" line...

if you're talking pirates of the caribbean, i could type all day....but i won't.   ;)



not the best ever, but these are pretty good...

"take off my van halen shirt before you jinx the band and they break up!"  (~the wedding singer)

"get away from her, you B----!!!!" (~riley in ALIEN)

"you made a time machine, out of a delorean?!?" (~marty mcfly in back to the future)

"my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die."  (~montoya in the princess bride)

nice quotes, especially the one with Ripley from Alien.... classic ;D

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #51 on: March 14, 2008, 05:19:18 pm »
"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!"  >:(
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #52 on: March 15, 2008, 04:29:27 am »
My favourite:

Its not a tumour!- kindergarten cop
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« Reply #53 on: March 15, 2008, 08:23:57 am »
Most of Shoot Em Up fits in here.

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« Reply #54 on: March 15, 2008, 05:47:51 pm »
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« Reply #55 on: March 16, 2008, 07:55:08 am »
"Excuse me while I whip this out." - Bart from Blazing Saddles

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #56 on: March 17, 2008, 09:43:10 pm »
Matrix, (the first one). After one of the agents dodges the bullets and so does Neo, his girlfriend manages to come behind the agent and put a gun to the back of his head, saying.

"Dodge this".
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« Reply #57 on: April 07, 2008, 09:13:21 am »
I just finished watching Southland Tales. There are some great quotes in there.

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« Reply #58 on: April 07, 2008, 12:28:18 pm »
"Game over man, Game over!" - Alien 2

"Shut your pie-hole, we're working  here" - Anger Management
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #59 on: July 07, 2008, 01:09:49 pm »

Another one from Pulp Fiction:

"That's a pretty @#$@#%$ good milk shake.  I don't know if it's worth five dollars, but it's pretty @#%$& good."


And, a couple classics from Clint Eastwood, who is sorely under-represented in this thread:

" I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?

Well, do ya, punk? "


"Well, we're not just gonna let you walk out of here.
Who'se we, sucka?
Smith and Wesson... and me. "


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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #60 on: July 07, 2008, 08:11:16 pm »
Unforgiven 1992


Little Bill Daggett: [talking to English Bob, and refering to a book] That you here, Bob, on the cover? "The Duck of Death?"
W.W. Beauchamp: Duke. It's the Duke. "Duke of Death."


Will Munny: All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.



Little Bill Daggett: You just shot an unarmed man.
Bill Munny: He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.


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« Reply #61 on: July 09, 2008, 08:28:20 am »
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #62 on: July 22, 2008, 09:53:21 am »
The entirety of Pulp Fiction. 

You can take a line from almost anywhere in the movie and speak it to an audience.  Almost all of them will know exactly where it came from.


A good runner up is Batman Begins:

Crooked Cop:  "I don't know anything else, I swear to God--"
Batman:        "SWEAR TO ME!!!"

I mean, how does someone come back from that?!
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #63 on: July 22, 2008, 12:33:59 pm »
"Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun," from Army of Darkness.

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« Reply #64 on: July 22, 2008, 01:57:52 pm »
I saw you guys talking about airplane so i thought i'd add another one:

"We're going deep and we're going hard."

"Surely you can't be serious?"

"I am... and don't call me Shirley!"

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« Reply #65 on: July 23, 2008, 08:46:54 pm »
I picked the wrong night to quit smoking/drinking/taking amphetamines/sniffing glue.

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« Reply #66 on: July 23, 2008, 09:36:23 pm »
"... And that in turn lead to my drinking problem. *Spills his drink all over himself* " -Airplane
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #67 on: September 29, 2008, 08:40:25 am »
A movie that just came out:

"You are all getting demoted to something that involves picking up $h!t with your hands."  Billy Bob Thorton from Eagle Eye.

Another good one:

"How dare you make me bleed my own blood." Ben Stiller from Dodgeball

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #68 on: October 03, 2008, 12:18:30 pm »
You won't kill me!
'Death is an option you wish you had'

Go to hell
'I've been there'

Both from the Spawn series, they were funny at that moment and they'll always stay with me :P

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« Reply #69 on: October 03, 2008, 04:39:50 pm »
I saw this movie called Mammoth today and it had some of the funniest one-liners I've ever heard in a movie before.

"We got a mammoth on the loose and a world to save." - squirrlley (Mammoth)


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"We've got an alien-possesed mammoth on the loose here, and if we don't kill it the government is going to blow us all up." - Dr Frank Abernathy (Mammoth)
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« Reply #70 on: July 23, 2009, 05:05:09 pm »
I just stumbled upon the Greatist One Liners Ever topic, and I wonder what best one-liners are THIS year? 2009 DEMANDS ANSWERS!! ;D
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« Reply #71 on: September 05, 2009, 12:07:00 pm »
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« Reply #72 on: September 05, 2009, 01:09:43 pm »
"Luke, I am your father" - Seriously if you don't know what that from you haven't lived.

Cop: Ah, come on put the gun down.
Pimp: Nah, nah, see its too late for that, see this here is a hand cannon. I'll blow your ass, all the way back to Jersey!
Drunk: Great, go for it!
Pimp: Shut the hell up! You're just drunk!
*cop pulls out his gun*
*drunk sees Rodan coming*
Drunk: Oh shi-
Cop: You shut the hell up! I'll shut him first then I'll finish you.
Drunk: Its a big birdie, heading for us, we better get outta here!
*pimps freaks out*
*cop turns around slowly and sees Rodan*
*both pimp's and cop's hats fly off with cartoony sound effects*
*a few seconds later explosions and a flying pimp*
- Godzilla Final Wars, funniest part of the movie to me. :D
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« Reply #73 on: September 05, 2009, 01:17:25 pm »
"Heeeere's Johnny!"

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« Reply #74 on: September 05, 2009, 01:32:40 pm »
The shining.

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« Reply #75 on: September 05, 2009, 01:33:06 pm »
Why the sad face? 


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« Reply #76 on: September 05, 2009, 02:09:07 pm »
it's not sad, its more of a "give me a break, that is not a props deserving action because anyone can just google the line*" face.



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« Reply #77 on: September 05, 2009, 02:10:58 pm »
I expected that.  I wanted to see if anybody actually knew what movie it was from by watching it instead of a clip or a google search.



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« Reply #78 on: September 05, 2009, 03:56:32 pm »
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« Reply #79 on: September 10, 2009, 06:31:12 pm »
"Fookin' Prawns."


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« Reply #80 on: September 16, 2009, 08:29:59 am »
Not a one-liner, but it is a single delivery...

"Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck. "


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« Reply #81 on: September 21, 2009, 02:29:47 pm »
"I might not be a physician, but there appears to be a dagger stuck to my chest" - Richard LFG

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« Reply #82 on: September 22, 2009, 05:15:48 am »
Not a one-liner, but it is a single delivery...

"Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck. "


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« Reply #83 on: September 23, 2009, 02:36:11 pm »
"Sweep the leg"
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« Reply #84 on: October 18, 2009, 01:19:39 pm »
“The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re ****ed”