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Greatest One-Liners
« on: December 26, 2007, 05:41:24 am »
What would you say the greatest one-liner in movie history is?

Now mine is a tie between the obvious, "IT'S A TRAP!" and (I probably favour this one way more... I think) from Hot Fuzz, "It's alright, Andy! It's just Bolognese!". I don't know why but I found the latter unbelievably funny... I really do mean unbelievably.
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2007, 03:02:20 pm »
National Lampoon's Van Wilder.

For some reason I found it hilarious when that one frat punk yells at the girl he's fornicating with, "Shut the **** up!"

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2007, 03:04:25 pm »
Superbad is full of them, I love that kind of humour.

Cops when crashing a party. "We will shoot you"
Cops moving through the house party. "Prepare too be ****ed by the long **** of the law!".

That was amazing!  :D
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2007, 03:57:54 pm »
Yeah, "It's a trap" will live forever.

"You damn dirty ape"

For some reason, I got a lot of lines from pirates that cracks me up. It was on last night.

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. "

"Your the worse pirate i've ever heard of."
"But you have heard of me."

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2007, 04:30:36 pm »
I agree Met, Pirates of the Caribbean has some great scripting. The way they combo everything up just makes some of the things they say priceless. Especially the Sparrow and Barbossa conversations.
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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2007, 07:09:44 pm »
My vote would have to be:

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." -Jaws

-Lego

Others...

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses" - Elwood Blues
-The Blue Brothers

"Shame... throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." - Better off Dead

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2007, 07:20:12 pm »
Oh, I just remembered a few from 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'.

"Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here." - Chacka

"Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it. That's right. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - Niggaz With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it?" - Chacka

"I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody." - Chacka...

Lets just say every single one of Chris Rocks lines in that film were ****ing hilarious!

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2007, 02:55:53 am »
Isn't a oneliner one of those things action heroes say after the camera zooms in on their face and there is a brief pause in the gunfire? Everything else are just quotes. Just being picky.  ;)  Arnold is one of the kings of cliche one-liners.
"You're fired." True Lies
"Whut killed the dinosa-urrs? THA ICE AGE!!!" Batman 4 *shudders*
*Shoots his wife* "Consider that a divorce."
"See yoo at da pah-ty Richta!"
Total Recall
Aaaaand of course the classy and classical line in Terminator:
"F*** you asshool!
 

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2007, 05:50:00 am »
"Who said we were terrorists?" - Die Hard

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2007, 08:28:59 am »
"Get away from her, you *****!", obviously, I watched it when I was young enough to be scarred for life ^^

"Right now, I'm the safest ****** in the world, because you're still NEXT!" - final destintion, and that's exactly how i'd feel at that moment XD

"Does my body disgust you?" - Arnie in junior. Brilliant film XD. Acctually, arnie has alot of cool quotes. I think there's one in last action hero where he threatens to rip someones thumbs off?

Also, I think it's from the grinch, but I love this quote;
"You've just got to want that feeling - and if you LIKE it and you WANT it; you'll get GREEDY for it! You'll want it every day of your life... and it can happen to you! I believe in it now! I believe it's gonna happen for me now, and i'm ready for it!"


Oh, and; "And Marselus Wallace don't like to be ***** by anybody except Mrs. Wallace."
Although that whole section of pulp fiction rocks.

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2007, 08:50:12 am »
"English mother****er do you speak it?!"

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2007, 10:54:43 am »
"What?" BLAM!

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2007, 11:08:30 am »
After attaching the chainsaw to where his left hand ought to be, Ash revs up the chainsaw and saws of the barrel of his shotgun shotgun. Holstering the shotgun in his back holster, the camera zooms to his face and he says:

"Groovy"

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2007, 03:33:36 pm »
Pulp Fiction is a film made of cool moments and one-liners. My favourite moment being the bit where Bruce Willis picks up the Samurai sword and The Revels start playing.

And...

"I love you honey-bunny."
"I love you too, Pumpkin."
"IF ANY OF YOU ***** **** ***** **** Mother*****s dare to **** I'll **** a ***** ***** mongoose ****!."
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." - Oscar Wilde

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Re: Greatest one-liner ever!
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2007, 09:25:13 pm »
"You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone."