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Re: A figure of your spore creature, possible?
« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2007, 10:47:41 am »
Also, the creature figurines could be... sex toys for some perverted people...


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Oh, that's right. Phallus monsters. Well I guess it could work with the females. ::)

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Re: A figure of your spore creature, possible?
« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2007, 11:53:09 am »
Also, the creature figurines could be... sex toys for some perverted people...


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Oh, that's right. Phallus monsters. Well I guess it could work with the females. ::)
The figures aren't that big.

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Re: A figure of your spore creature, possible?
« Reply #17 on: December 25, 2007, 12:15:28 pm »
You could make a huge penis shaped creature like the big creature we saw not too long ago and... i should stop now.

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Re: A figure of your spore creature, possible?
« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2007, 12:17:33 pm »
You could make a huge penis shaped creature like the big creature we saw not too long ago and... i should stop now.
The figures are small though.

No matter how large you can make the creature, the figure would still be no larger then an inch or two in height.

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Re: A figure of your spore creature, possible?
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2007, 12:20:11 pm »
no offence but really if anyone would make a fallus just to get a sex toy that is really sad....like REALLY sad.

Go down in a freaking sex store and buy one....geez.

My town has two stores in the mid town and its a rather small city...lol.

I am much more worried that kids is gonna swallow them and choke than some sick sad individual using for something else...
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Re: A figure of your spore creature, possible?
« Reply #20 on: December 25, 2007, 12:28:18 pm »
no offence but really if anyone would make a fallus just to get a sex toy that is really sad....like REALLY sad.

Go down in a freaking sex store and buy one....geez.

Exactly, they're about the same price and would be much better anyways.

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Re: A figure of your spore creature, possible?
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2007, 12:54:26 am »
no offence but really if anyone would make a fallus just to get a sex toy that is really sad....like REALLY sad.

Go down in a freaking sex store and buy one....geez.

My town has two stores in the mid town and its a rather small city...lol.

I am much more worried that kids is gonna swallow them and choke than some sick sad individual using for something else...

I think both you and rayofash failed to appreciate the joke.

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Re: A figure of your spore creature, possible?
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2007, 01:01:53 am »
I dunno. Hearing ray go on to say that real sex toys would be better is strangely funny on its own.

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Hey, Ray. I don't believe we've been formally introduced.
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Re: A figure of your spore creature, possible?
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2007, 04:41:14 am »
no offence but really if anyone would make a fallus just to get a sex toy that is really sad....like REALLY sad.

Go down in a freaking sex store and buy one....geez.

Exactly, they're about the same price and would be much better anyways.
There is one thing that real sex toys can't give you:
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Re: A figure of your spore creature, possible?
« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2007, 04:32:18 pm »
*sigh*
this is not what this thread was intended to be about :P
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Re: A figure of your spore creature, possible?
« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2007, 07:53:10 pm »
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Re: A figure of your spore creature, possible?
« Reply #26 on: December 29, 2007, 12:19:42 am »
You could make a huge penis shaped creature like the big creature we saw not too long ago and... i should stop now.
The figures are small though.

No matter how large you can make the creature, the figure would still be no larger then an inch or two in height.

So it's life sized :P

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Re: A figure of your spore creature, possible?
« Reply #27 on: December 29, 2007, 02:10:40 am »
You could make a huge penis shaped creature like the big creature we saw not too long ago and... i should stop now.
The figures are small though.

No matter how large you can make the creature, the figure would still be no larger then an inch or two in height.

So it's life sized :P

It's how big they are on the screen. GIANT PHALLUS CREATURES!
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Re: A figure of your spore creature, possible?
« Reply #28 on: December 29, 2007, 03:15:37 am »
haha, funny coincidence:

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Why the heck is this google-add on this forum?? Thats just crazy..
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Re: A figure of your spore creature, possible?
« Reply #29 on: December 29, 2007, 07:11:56 am »
haha, funny coincidence:

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Penis Extender by X4Labs
New! Advanced Penis Strecher Device Now with Super Comfort Straps.
www.clicksale.net

Why the heck is this google-add on this forum?? Thats just crazy..

This is not a coincidence, afaik ADsense  can detect if this page contains the word "penis", and find an advertisement that fits to the possible consumers here.


Although it is sad that the GS forums turned into an ideal place for penis strecher sellers. :(
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