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You Know When Your a Sporaholic When...
« on: August 22, 2005, 03:02:31 pm »
1. You've watch Will Wright's Presentation 10 times and still it amazes you.
2. You've created 10 designs of creatures your going to make.
3. They all have names!  ::)



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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2005, 03:03:26 pm »
4. You create a topic called "You Know When Your a Sporaholic When..."

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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2005, 03:12:12 pm »
lol
5) When you reply to a topic called "You Know When Your a Sporaholic When..."

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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2005, 03:15:57 pm »
6) You start analyzing the weak points in your pet's anatomy

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7) You start analyzing the weak points in your OWN anatomy
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2005, 04:43:05 pm »
8) When you forget to realize that there's no such thing as Sporahol.

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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2005, 04:45:01 pm »
9. You pot a second time in a thred called "You Know When Your a Sporaholic When..."

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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2005, 04:47:43 pm »
10. When your addicted before you've tried it.

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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2005, 04:50:15 pm »
11. When this is your user name: Sporeaholicomg99 (no offense)

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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2005, 04:59:25 pm »
11. When this is your user name: Sporeaholicomg99 (no offense)


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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2005, 05:01:59 pm »
When you start the first Spore Rehabillitation Clinic
Slogan: Will Wright is not a registered god.
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« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2005, 08:53:54 am »
12. When you begin to think up backstory for your spore species 13 months before the game is released.
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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2005, 10:08:37 am »
13. When you dream about spore

14. when you try to lay an egg/evolve after you ate your cereal

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« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2005, 10:10:32 am »
Wow, I have to try that
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2005, 10:47:07 am »
When you wonder if your three-legged stool is about to evolve into a willosaurus

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« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2005, 03:03:06 pm »
You find yourself looking at animals as a bunch of stuck together modular 'parts'
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« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2005, 03:14:54 pm »
When you attempt to manipulate your cat's spine.

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« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2005, 10:37:35 pm »
If you happen to read this, you are a sporaholic.

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« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2005, 04:48:42 am »
You spend most of your time secretly guarding Will Wright's house/work/commute against assassins, just in case.  You spend your spare time studying medicine so that, if Will Wright develops an incurable disease, you can invent a cure for it.  After Spore is released you intend to quietly dispose of Will Wright so that no game will ever compete with Spore.
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« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2005, 09:01:39 am »
You spend most of your time secretly guarding Will Wright's house/work/commute against assassins, just in case. You spend your spare time studying medicine so that, if Will Wright develops an incurable disease, you can invent a cure for it. After Spore is released you intend to quietly dispose of Will Wright so that no game will ever compete with Spore.

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« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2005, 11:22:05 am »
When you visit the gaming steve site just to check what's new at the Spore forum and to see if Steve has any pods about Spore.

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« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2005, 12:46:10 pm »
When you go on a hunger strike outside of EA's LA stuido to get to the game being made...Oh and don't worry about garuding Will's drive to work i got that rote covered like a Willosours
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« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2005, 03:21:14 pm »
When you spork the language of sporean and every now and then you get a sporgasm just thinking about sporemas. :)

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« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2005, 03:53:44 pm »
You you get a sporeian form the spore in the spore that spores because of spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore spore

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« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2005, 05:18:28 pm »
after making love to your significant other you shove them off the bed (or your chocie of "nest") so you can find the glowing egg that opens up the editor.
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« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2005, 04:37:01 am »
When you try to remove the fins from your pet goldfish, and give it legs

When you consider taking up DIY just so you can edit your home in any way, shape, or form

When you attempt to remove your dog of his/her hair to replace it with scales

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« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2005, 02:46:56 pm »
When you think your spore story of evolution is better then darwin's  :D

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« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2005, 03:55:25 pm »
when you totally destroy some strangers house because he didnt like your demo tape
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« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2005, 06:52:47 pm »
When you attempt to manipulate your cat's spine.

wow i cracked up when i saw this...

when ur very first post was in the spore section of the site (me)
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« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2005, 06:55:06 pm »
 and it's the only reason i'm on gameing steve's site
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« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2005, 06:56:53 pm »
yeah was for me too until i discovered forum games
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« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2005, 07:04:08 pm »
And I created them.  ;D

You have more posts in the Spore forum then almost everybody else.

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« Reply #31 on: August 28, 2005, 07:13:38 pm »
When you wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/any combo. of the 4...Left you because they discovered the spore tattoo on you butt, next to the picture of will write
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« Reply #32 on: August 28, 2005, 07:35:05 pm »
eeewwwww
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« Reply #33 on: August 28, 2005, 09:10:40 pm »
When you giggle giddily like a schoolgirl when remembering the video of the speech. And you're not a schoolgirl.
When your attempts to explain why Spore will be awesome to others fail due to self-induced excitement.
When you've stayed up late to think about and draw creatures.
When you get depressed at the idea of Spore being cancelled/corrupted by M$.
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« Reply #34 on: August 28, 2005, 09:24:58 pm »
I'm 2 for 4 on your list.

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« Reply #35 on: August 28, 2005, 09:37:44 pm »
yeah was for me too until i discovered forum games

Same here then I discovered the other forums sections then the main page then the podcasts.

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« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2005, 10:46:19 am »
When instead of reading bed time stories, you tell the legacy of Will Wight, and the story behind all 'Sim' games made by him
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« Reply #37 on: September 01, 2005, 05:07:45 pm »
"Once opon a time Simcity came out...I don't care...more Smcity... more I don't care...SPORE,SPORE,SPORE,SPORE,SPORE,SPORE,SPORE,SPORE,SPORE,SPORE,SPORE,SPORE,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #38 on: September 02, 2005, 01:39:16 pm »
when you start telling everyone on lionhead forums about spore and almost get banned by the developers.  ;D
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« Reply #39 on: September 02, 2005, 02:04:12 pm »
You know a game thatll be better than spore thats out this year?

... Black and White 2, I mean that is going to be so awesome with the whole good/evil sim/rts thing, and the creature you can have, yup, best game of this year if I ever saw it, frankly I dont see how spore can compete ;D

You know when your a Sporeaholic when you get into a rage while reading the above, even though you know I'm kidding
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« Reply #40 on: September 02, 2005, 03:44:45 pm »
Yeh. Before I read the bottom section I was getting ready to start a petition to ban you. Although, even as a joke, that's still like, low, man. Low.
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« Reply #41 on: September 02, 2005, 05:53:55 pm »
You know a game thatll be better than spore thats out this year?

... Black and White 2, I mean that is going to be so awesome with the whole good/evil sim/rts thing, and the creature you can have, yup, best game of this year if I ever saw it, frankly I dont see how spore can compete ;D

You know when your a Sporeaholic when you get into a rage while reading the above, even though you know I'm kidding

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« Reply #42 on: September 02, 2005, 08:06:51 pm »
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spore, Spore, Spore, Spore, Spore, Spore, Spore, Spore, Spore, Spore, Spore, Spore, Spore, Spore, Spore, Spore, Spore, Spore, ........... I'm finished...


...or am I?
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« Reply #43 on: September 03, 2005, 01:05:12 am »
Yes.

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« Reply #44 on: September 03, 2005, 01:58:53 am »
not to cause any offense but being a fan of spore doesnt mean we have to hate B&W 2 right? It definitely isnt going to be as awsome as Spore but I think its going to be better than a lot of the other crap out there, and thats the last I'll say about you know what.
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« Reply #45 on: September 03, 2005, 02:28:50 am »
It definitely isnt going to be as awsome as Spore

Damn right!

but I think its going to be better than a lot of the other crap out there

Damn right! ;)

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« Reply #46 on: September 03, 2005, 06:10:34 am »
We should post in the "...you might be a redneck," way.

If you have more than three seperate desktop wallpapers on your computer devoted to Spore, you might be a Sporaholic.

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« Reply #47 on: September 03, 2005, 10:32:43 am »
You start to think that Will knows more then God
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« Reply #48 on: September 03, 2005, 10:50:51 am »
You start to think that Will knows more then God

You mean he doesn't? NNNOOOOOOO.......
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« Reply #49 on: September 04, 2005, 03:05:42 am »
Well its not hard to know more than somone that has only a theoretical existence (devi- uh I mean, theoretical anthropomorphic personification of primal violence and fear's advocate)
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« Reply #50 on: September 04, 2005, 12:28:22 pm »
When you start a discussion on the religious moralities of a computer game.  :D
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« Reply #51 on: September 06, 2005, 05:04:36 pm »
And I created them. ;D

You have more posts in the Spore forum then almost everybody else.

I checked into it and I do indeed have the most Spore posts. 400 including this one.

When you have four hundred posts in the Spore section alone.

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« Reply #52 on: September 06, 2005, 06:45:12 pm »
When you go into withdrawal because you haven't seen the GDC video in over 2 days, you might be a sporaholic.

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« Reply #53 on: September 07, 2005, 07:42:42 pm »
Actually, I think I only have 2 posts out of this section.
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« Reply #54 on: September 07, 2005, 07:46:27 pm »
Actually, I think I only have 2 posts out of this section.

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« Reply #55 on: September 08, 2005, 04:50:06 pm »
I have zero out of this forum.  And when I say that I mean this is the only forum I'v ever been on the whole internet.
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« Reply #56 on: September 08, 2005, 07:52:13 pm »
I finnally reached 302 post!! most people would only go for 300 before they celebrated but I go for 302!!!

when you have over 300 post and all of them are on this forum.
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They mate and die happy. The female lays her eggs and she dies happy. The eggs die and we are happy..."

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« Reply #57 on: September 08, 2005, 08:31:21 pm »
Drop this, people - I've seen forumgoers competing for posts and it's not pretty, just invokes spam.
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Re: You Know When Your a Sporaholic When...
« Reply #58 on: September 08, 2005, 09:27:33 pm »
you try to place your cat in a creature editor after it had a kitten. :o
im too sewxy for my notes

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Re: You Know When Your a Sporaholic When...
« Reply #59 on: September 09, 2005, 05:49:16 am »
Drop this, people - I've seen forumgoers competing for posts and it's not pretty, just invokes spam.

Don't worry, I don't compete for posts, only post when I have something I feel it is somehow meaningful. It doesn't always come out that way though.

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Re: You Know When Your a Sporaholic When...
« Reply #60 on: September 09, 2005, 06:31:26 am »
when you think the only function of the internet is to provide info on spore
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Re: You Know When Your a Sporaholic When...
« Reply #61 on: September 09, 2005, 10:49:01 am »
wow, ilkie, the internet is REALLY inefficient, isn't it?
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Re: You Know When Your a Sporaholic When...
« Reply #62 on: September 09, 2005, 11:03:44 pm »
when you think the only function of the internet is to provide info on spore

Sporn would be more accurate.
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Re: You Know When Your a Sporaholic When...
« Reply #63 on: September 10, 2005, 05:46:18 am »
I think you are referring to the Spornet up theres, whatever yur name. Only residents of Mars can use it though ;)
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"By placing a light in a field at night, the boy flies fly in, and as they pass near the light they are unknowingly shot in the reproductives by invisible radiation and sterilized...
They mate and die happy. The female lays her eggs and she dies happy. The eggs die and we are happy..."

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Re: You Know When Your a Sporaholic When...
« Reply #64 on: September 10, 2005, 07:29:47 am »
Dont be stupid, everyone knows martians are big bloodsucking squid-like things.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: You Know When Your a Sporaholic When...
« Reply #65 on: September 10, 2005, 09:03:18 am »
Well, you have not seen my picture yet have you.
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« Reply #66 on: September 10, 2005, 11:17:22 am »
hmmm. is this where I wait ages for you to photoshop your face onto a picture of a squid and then show it to everyone?
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: You Know When Your a Sporaholic When...
« Reply #67 on: September 10, 2005, 12:19:39 pm »
I once photoshopped C'thulhlu's face onto a friend of mine's body. You could do that the other way around, I guess.
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Re: You Know When Your a Sporaholic When...
« Reply #68 on: September 10, 2005, 12:41:43 pm »
Well I was a squid thing, but I applied for a job in some horror movie and they unessesarly checked my last jobs, and being an alien and all they took my brain out and put a tv infront of me for five years. then they gave me a human baby body. Makes perfect sense to me.
thats one therory. theres no evidence against it.
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They mate and die happy. The female lays her eggs and she dies happy. The eggs die and we are happy..."

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Re: You Know When Your a Sporaholic When...
« Reply #69 on: September 10, 2005, 03:03:43 pm »
Except the evidence of common sense. What was this topic about again?
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: You Know When Your a Sporaholic When...
« Reply #70 on: September 10, 2005, 03:49:37 pm »
I got it *hickup* I must be *hickup* Sporetoxi*hickup*cated
*Keels over on the floor*
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Re: You Know When Your a Sporaholic When...
« Reply #71 on: September 10, 2005, 04:00:53 pm »
*Some guy steals his wallet*
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Re: You Know When Your a Sporaholic When...
« Reply #72 on: September 10, 2005, 07:16:27 pm »
My sister's friend has a Cthulhu plush. It sits on his hat.

Back on topic; when you revise the periodic table to include Sporagen, Sporine, Sporon, and Sporium.
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Re: You Know When Your a Sporaholic When...
« Reply #73 on: September 10, 2005, 10:23:03 pm »
don't forget *hickup* Sporide *puts the beer, finally, on the bar*
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"By placing a light in a field at night, the boy flies fly in, and as they pass near the light they are unknowingly shot in the reproductives by invisible radiation and sterilized...
They mate and die happy. The female lays her eggs and she dies happy. The eggs die and we are happy..."

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« Reply #74 on: September 11, 2005, 11:39:18 am »
sporide is just an ion of sporine. Not up to advanced level chemistry eh?
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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« Reply #75 on: September 11, 2005, 11:54:11 am »
*hickup*
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« Reply #76 on: September 11, 2005, 01:41:20 pm »
ditto

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Re: You Know When Your a Sporaholic When...
« Reply #77 on: September 11, 2005, 04:02:00 pm »
Your a sporoholic when you spend as much time as me on this forum 
aka: you get Will Wright's Spore forum withdrawls
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They mate and die happy. The female lays her eggs and she dies happy. The eggs die and we are happy..."

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« Reply #78 on: September 18, 2005, 11:12:14 am »
You're a Sporaholic when you go to the Spore website and activate all three of the "radio noise" things at the same time indefinitely, then listen to it.

(It starts to synchronize after a while!)

You're also a sporaholic if you open the Spore website in five tabs and listen to the intro. It's like acid for your ears!
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Re: You Know When Your a Sporaholic When...
« Reply #79 on: September 18, 2005, 11:25:18 am »
You're a Sporaholic when you go to the Spore website and activate all three of the "radio noise" things at the same time indefinitely, then listen to it.

Guilty.  ::)

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« Reply #80 on: September 18, 2005, 11:31:41 am »
I just noticed that the little cell in the loading screen eats the dots.

But I also thought that one of the building categories said "Plumbing."

edit: by which I mean, i thought the category was plumbing and did not notice the dot-eating.
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« Reply #81 on: September 19, 2005, 04:47:18 pm »
It does eat the dots.  I have watched that intro so many times, Im almost certain of it.

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Re: You Know When Your a Sporaholic When...
« Reply #82 on: September 19, 2005, 07:24:32 pm »
When talk about the loading screen to a website devoted to spore.
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