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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #90 on: December 31, 2007, 06:33:07 am »
I wish i lived in a Cyanide & Happiness strip.


Granted but you smile. thus you must be tossed into a pool of sulphuric acid.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #91 on: December 31, 2007, 06:37:34 am »
I wish emotions were banned at cost of death.


Granted, but you suck.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #92 on: December 31, 2007, 06:57:56 am »
I wish I could wear black glasses.

Gramted, but nevertheless you are still a moron.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #93 on: December 31, 2007, 07:02:31 am »
I wish I was smarter than a fifth grader! ;)

Granted, but you are now made of 100% FAIL.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #94 on: December 31, 2007, 07:03:27 am »
I wish i was Jack Thompson!

Granted but the king goes with you into the box.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #95 on: December 31, 2007, 07:11:51 am »
I wish I was a Happy Meal.

Granted, you fall off the package.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #96 on: December 31, 2007, 07:25:17 am »
I wish I had some way to get to Australia.

Granted, all life is obliterated.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #97 on: December 31, 2007, 07:31:49 am »
I wish Spore was real and I was the player (God).

Granted, you have no heart.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #98 on: December 31, 2007, 05:44:44 pm »
I wish i could donate my heart to someone.

Granted but she hates your guts.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #99 on: January 01, 2008, 05:39:29 am »
I wish I could temporarily make my skin transparent.

Granted, but now you will have to spend the rest of your life eating nothing but dried mangoes.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #100 on: January 01, 2008, 05:41:11 am »
I wish I ate all the candy I could right now.

Granted, but you get hit by BatMobile.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #101 on: January 01, 2008, 05:41:49 am »
I wish I knew batman!

Granted, it is not pleased.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #102 on: January 01, 2008, 05:43:31 am »
I wish I gave a cookie to my pet crocodile.

Granted, but you get an evil strawberry instead.