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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #30 on: November 26, 2007, 11:18:42 pm »
I wish I had Catan.

Granted, it does not compute.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #31 on: November 27, 2007, 06:13:38 am »
I wish I had an Apple Mac. (Tsssssss!)

Granted, but you can't eat ALL of that. You just can't.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #32 on: November 27, 2007, 11:00:46 am »
I wish I had 4 cute dogs, 2 cats and a parrot.

Granted, but the timewarp created sucks out your brain and inner organs and send them to the stoneage.
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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #33 on: November 27, 2007, 01:16:19 pm »
i wish i had the hpd and it had a time travel.

granted you are now trapped in THE TWILIGHT ZONE!

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #34 on: November 27, 2007, 01:26:32 pm »
I wish I could travel to another dimension.

Granted, but because you already wrote all that, and yer mom read all that, your dog explodes!  :o


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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #35 on: November 30, 2007, 02:10:12 pm »
I wish I could write this again.

Granted, but you thought of the game.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #36 on: November 30, 2007, 05:19:42 pm »
I wish i could have a remote in my head, and if i thought "the game" the closest person to me would asplode.

Granted, but you get beaten by her, repeatedly.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #37 on: November 30, 2007, 08:29:55 pm »
I wish I owned an attack dog.

Wish granted, but unfortunately you are forced to give all of it to ME.


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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #38 on: November 30, 2007, 08:53:04 pm »
i wish i had bullpies.

granted but you are forced to listen to the tetris music constantly

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #39 on: December 01, 2007, 02:39:08 am »
Ooh.. I wish I could go back to the days when everyone played games in arcade gamehalls!

Granted, but it eats your grandmother.
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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #40 on: December 01, 2007, 02:45:02 am »
I wish I had a pet Giant Grey Grandmother Eater.

Granted, but they take away all your furniture.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #41 on: December 01, 2007, 08:18:51 am »
I wish Id had new furniture covering!

Granted but your nose falls off.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #42 on: December 01, 2007, 04:52:49 pm »
I wish I had some cheese.

Granted it fails to arrive and you spend your days alone.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2007, 12:30:47 am »
I wish I could order a russian mail order bride.

Granted, but you are now a bum on the side of the street, wollowing in a puddle of your own filth.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2007, 07:32:58 am »
I wish I could give up all my possetions to poor people.



Granted, by you are now to lead a Gay Pride Festival infront of everyone you know that is homophobic.
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