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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2007, 05:57:30 pm »
I wish I had a gold factory in my pants.

Granted, but clowns take you away in your sleep.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2007, 10:19:15 pm »
I wish I lived in the most heavily fortified military circus on earth.

Granted, but a girl from Hell takes you to the underworld, FOREVER.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2007, 08:34:15 am »
I wish I had a girlfriend.

Granted, it eats your hand.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2007, 09:04:30 am »
I wish I had a cat.

Granted, it eats your face, again, and again, and again, and again, and again. It just keeps going.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2007, 09:25:26 am »
I wish I had a cat with a built in time controlling device.

Granted, but you get bored after 6 minutes and 23 seconds.
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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2007, 02:09:19 pm »
I wish I were the ruler of all goats!

Granted, though the next one is far better.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2007, 04:11:28 pm »
I wish I had a cake.

Granted, but then you have to participate in it!  :o


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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2007, 04:15:13 pm »
I wish that there was a monster who had a party in his stomach.

Granted, but a huge monster immeadiately comes and eats it, decides he doesn't like it, spits it at you, and then eats you.
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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2007, 04:32:21 pm »
I wish I had some monster food I could use to tame monsters with.

Granted, but it causes a paradox. You are now your own grandfather, grandmother, father, mother, wife, husband, sister, brother, daughter and son.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #24 on: November 25, 2007, 04:42:44 pm »
I wish I could go back in time and have sex with anyone willing!

Granted, though its clear someone did it before you…

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #25 on: November 25, 2007, 11:06:48 pm »
I wish I didn't change time!

Granted, but some one beats you.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #26 on: November 26, 2007, 06:17:56 am »
I wish I was unbeatable!

Granted, but it really isnt that funny as you might believe.
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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #27 on: November 26, 2007, 06:21:33 am »
I wish I had a dog with a face at either end.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #28 on: November 26, 2007, 07:02:52 am »
I wish for everything possible to happen!

Granted though you forgot why you did it in the first place.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2007, 07:33:13 pm »
I wish I had a can of amnesia dust to use on whoever I wish.

Granted, but you're banned for not playing the game properly.