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Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« on: November 22, 2007, 07:03:55 am »
OK I don’t usually hang around this section of the forum but well, its fun and sometimes I am too lazy to do important things. So here I am!

Anyway, the game (hope it works):

The idea just got to me when Alwayswatching forgot to post his wish in the game thread, and I thought, that could be a great version of the game! And have lots of comical potential.

So I give you Corrupt a Wish, the opposite version:

Every poster first posts the wish that was corrupted by the fellow before him and then the granting of the corrupted version of the wish the fellow after him will state. Hope I explained well enough, here’s a simple example:

First poster: Granted, your hand falls off.

Second poster: You wish you’d use your time for better things…

Granted, though the earth now is in total darkness.

Ok, I shall post first:

Granted, though no one seems to care.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2007, 07:09:03 am by BioCat »



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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2007, 08:25:06 am »
I wish that I could give everyone a big turducken for Thanksgiving.

Granted, but unfortunately you get mauled by Godzilla on your way there.


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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2007, 10:38:29 am »
I wish I could fly to Japan.

Granted, but it is made of plastic.
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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2007, 11:56:37 am »
i wish i had a spore preview disk

granted, but nobody will like you anymore.
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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2007, 12:06:46 pm »
I wish I could rule all the humans on earth!

Granted, but the paradox causes your head to asplode.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2007, 12:45:26 pm »
I wish I could travel 1 second back in time and then watch myself speaking with myself.

Granted, but the lack of awesomeness of him eventually turn you into a zombie clone of him with no arms whatsoever.
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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2007, 01:08:24 pm »
I wish I was Huckbuck :P!

Granted, but it turns grey at touch.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2007, 03:09:32 pm »
i wish i had a pink flower.

Granted, but it clutches to your face and sucks its way into your brain, and takes over your body, then jumps off a cliff with you.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2007, 06:10:14 pm »
I wish for a can of headcrabs to use against my enemies.

Granted, but your face explodes, your body explodes, your legs explode, your ass explodes, your hands explode, your pets explode, your family explodes, your house explodes, your entire neighbourhood explodes, and your whole country of residence explodes.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2007, 06:26:31 pm »
I wish the world was like an action movie with lots of booms!

Granted, but MJ comes along and moonwalks by you and snatches it

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2007, 09:08:57 pm »
You wished for a younger brother.

Granted, however you are now as incontinent as an 90-year-old man.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2007, 03:17:48 am »
You wished you had… A herd of really sexy sheep? ???

Granted, but its full of holes.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2007, 03:34:51 am »
I wish I had a cheese.

Granted, it casts you into oblivion.

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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2007, 05:42:17 pm »
I wish I had a superoctopussheep.

Granted, but you DIE FROM DEATH CANCER.


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Re: Wish a Corrupt! (Opposite version of corrupt a wish)
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2007, 05:45:36 pm »
I wish I had a pen.

Granted, but you lose your penis in an unfortunate shmelting acshident. [/austinpowersreference]