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Offline Legodragonxp

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Software That Should Not Be ...
« on: August 21, 2005, 08:00:03 pm »
Not exactly a forum game, more of a brain dump...

I'll start this post off with one of my favorite TV quotes of all time, "Beer foamy!"

Now having said that, it has crossed my mind, (which if you could see in there is a very scary place, even the chicken in me refuses to cross it as a joke) that someone, somewhere must have come up with a really bad software title, but been totally serious (or insane, I've never really met anyone 'normal' that was in to programming.). So, as a public service helpful warning insane jesture humorous segue, I offer a list of sofware names that just shouldn't be made....

Dungeon Keeper III Star Wars: Deeper Gugans.
Jar Jar's Adventure in the English Language
Yoda's Dyslexia Helper
Where In The World Is Duke Nukem Forever
The Sims2: DMV
SolitaireQuest: MMOPRG
Toll Booth Tycoon
Amish Baywatch Online
Halo Cat: Kitty's Grown Up
Defrag IDE0: How optimised can you get?
Defrag IDE1: The second Sector
Defrag IDE2: Slaves over Masters
Defrag IDE3: The End of the Chain
Defrag Serial Edition: A new beginning

Well, add on if you like. If you don't believe in this I understand. I believe I'll have another drink.
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Re: Software That Should Not Be ...
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2005, 04:50:53 am »
Hmm... well, here's a few unlikely ones, all of which are just games.
Took me a while to figure these out.

Destroy All Sims
Grand Theft Sushi
Unreal Tournament '95
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of B**ches
Metal Gear Solid 4: Subistisistences
Age of Empire Earth: Rise of Nations
Sim Theme Grocery Store Tycoon Simulator
The Matrix Online... oh, wait.


Yeah, just got bored at the end. Also, I'm half-asleep.
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Re: Software That Should Not Be ...
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2005, 07:49:08 am »
Grand Theft Auto: LEGOland
MechAssault 3
Defend Your Thompson
Fidel Castro and Joseph Stalin present: Communist Revolution!
SimTerrorist

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Re: Software That Should Not Be ...
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2005, 08:33:39 am »
Ok, I had to dig deep but here are some I thought of:

Honey, I Shrunk the Sims
Neverending Nights
SimCountry95.1
Spore Wars
Harvest Moon: Revenge of the Sprites
NintendoDorks
Tic Tac Toilet  ;D

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Re: Software That Should Not Be ...
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2005, 08:48:49 am »
Marco Polo: Online
Ultimate Basket Weaving
Dentist 3D
Mastication: All Chewed Up
SimUrology
Chores!

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Re: Software That Should Not Be ...
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2005, 02:11:50 pm »
-Black Plague Tycoon 2

-Tom Clancy's Hello Kitty: Ranbow 6 Tea Party Theory

- Blow Up A country!: Special Nuclear Edition

- Extreame Rodio Clown

- Jack Thompson: The Video Game (Tagline: Do you want to take down a multibillion dollar industry by using half truths and misinformation from probable false leads? Well now you can! Score bonus points by responding to well thought out e-mails with rude and nasty and threatning remarks.)

- Ultimate Toothbrush Designer

those are mine for now...
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Re: Software That Should Not Be ...
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2005, 02:49:04 pm »
extremism and loathing of jack tompson: a gonzo punch to his face           (H. S. T.-off to the nuthouse in the sky)
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things that should never be made/ will never be made

Being Bill Gates ver3.4
Microsoft Linux
Perfectly good solutions to the worlds problems (Gold edition)
Fallout 3
Starcraft 2

"6.4 Um's per minute" or "The Speed of Wright

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Re: Software That Should Not Be ...
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2005, 08:12:23 pm »
GoogleDiary
GoogleSpyWare (oh wait...)
YahooSerious FM Satellite Toolbar
Microsoft Credit Card Keeper
50 cent Teaches Victorian English
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Re: Software That Should Not Be ...
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2005, 08:18:15 pm »

Fidel Castro and Joseph Stalin present: Communist Revolution!

...or...

Pat Robertson and Hugo Chavez present: Dance Dance Communist Revolution!

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Re: Software That Should Not Be ...
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2005, 08:31:03 pm »
Pat Robertson and Hugo Chavez present: Dance Dance Communist Revolution!

Oh yeah, that would have been better. Thanks for making me more funny (I think).

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Re: Software That Should Not Be ...
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2005, 08:35:34 pm »
Pat Robertson and Hugo Chavez present: Dance Dance Communist Revolution!

Oh yeah, that would have been better. Thanks for making me more funny (I think).

You mean funnier.

Sorry, I'm tired. I should go to bed.

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Re: Software That Should Not Be ...
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2005, 08:48:14 pm »
Sorry, I'm retarded. I should go to school.

My excuse for that: I was tired and wasn't feeling all that confident in that post.

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Re: Software That Should Not Be ...
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2005, 04:30:51 am »
Group Sex Party Online
Land of the Doubles
Godzilla 2000: the Game
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: Software That Should Not Be ...
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2005, 08:00:04 am »
What's wrong with those?

They could make them in Buffalo, but there would be no building to develop them in...

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Re: Software That Should Not Be ...
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2005, 06:32:25 pm »
Onyx Empire
Time Splitters: Future Perfect Tense
Pong: Revenge of the Right Side
Super Smash Sisters (not actually my idea, from an animation)
Pokemon: Crimson and Azul

these are all pretty stupid

Edit: Thought of another one
Grand Chef Otto
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