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The best Lines in the Entire Autin Powers triligy
« on: March 20, 2005, 12:44:34 pm »
 1."There are two kinds of people I hate in this world. Peopl who hate other people becuase of their culture,  and the Dutch!"

2. "There are 2 things that I am afriad of. Nuclear war, and carneys. Carnivle folk. They smell of cabbage."





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Re: The best Lines in the Entire Autin Powers triligy
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2005, 12:44:53 pm »
can you think of 2 better lines?  ;D
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Re: The best Lines in the Entire Autin Powers triligy
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2005, 09:17:08 pm »
I don't know that it's the best line in the series, but if I don't want to do something, I almost always find myself responding that "that sort of thing's not my bag, baby".

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Re: The best Lines in the Entire Autin Powers triligy
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2005, 12:17:56 pm »
Well the best lines ... I can't write here. But here are some of the best "clean" lines:

(As Dr. Evil) "You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough."

(Again, as Dr. Evil) "It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called 'mister,' thank you very much."

(As Austin Powers) "Do you know what's remarkable? Is how much England looks in no way like Southern California."
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Re: The best Lines in the Entire Autin Powers triligy
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2005, 12:27:00 pm »
I love the whole Dr Evil scene with his son who won't stop talking.. you know.. zip it.  I can't quote the whole thing but its so funny.. I also love the ones you pointed out Steve.  I actually find the more I see those movies, the more I like them, they get funnier.

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Re: The best Lines in the Entire Autin Powers triligy
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2005, 09:05:33 am »
Now what we need to do is cross-reference all the lines from the Austin Powers movies with the Benny Hil show. Once you remove all the Beny Hill jokes we'll see how much is left.

Sorry, I never got through the first Austin Powers movie. I felt like I was watching reruns of Benny Hill... no amount of alcohol made it any better, believe me I tried... :)

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Re: The best Lines in the Entire Autin Powers triligy
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2005, 11:56:26 am »
"My body so sexxxyyyyyy"

I can't remember all of them.

Edit: Just put Gold  Menber in the DVD

Edit2: I like when brithy spears head blows up...
« Last Edit: May 05, 2005, 12:18:24 pm by Cool AN »

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Re: The best Lines in the Entire Autin Powers triligy
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2005, 04:09:11 pm »
"aboooow! moley moley moley!"

"it looks like like a huge - weiner, who wants a weiner? hey that looks like a - woody harrerlson? oh my god, can i have an autograph? hey, what's that? i don't know but it looks like a - johnson, get over here..." lol, i don't remember exactly how that went but it was hilarious!

where's dr. evil's secret liar? i'll never tell you! where's dr. evils liar? *spits on shoe* where's dr. evils secret liar? dammit, that's 3 times!...

man, it's been a while since i've seen these movies but, there are plenty of classic lines in all of them...

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Re: The best Lines in the Entire Autin Powers triligy
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2005, 04:30:02 pm »
"All I wanted were some friken sharks with some fricken lazers on their friken heads! Throw me a friken bone here!"

"Dr. Evil, while you were gone sharks were put on the endangered speices list. So we got you some seabass."

" Are they ill tempered?"

" very."

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"Look, I have a gun in my room. If you give me 2 miniuts I can go get it and we can shoot him together!"

"No, I would rather put them into an over elaborate easily ecapeable trap. While not actualy watching his demise."
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Re: The best Lines in the Entire Autin Powers triligy
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2005, 02:24:03 pm »
"My body so sexxxyyyyyy"

I can't remember all of them.

Edit: Just put Goldá Menber in the DVD

Edit2: I like when brithy spears head blows up...

How about.. "I got a turtle head poking out"  ROFLMAO

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Re: The best Lines in the Entire Autin Powers triligy
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2005, 03:05:25 pm »
"My body so sexxxyyyyyy"

I can't remember all of them.

Edit: Just put Gold  Menber in the DVD

Edit2: I like when brithy spears head blows up...

How about.. "I got a turtle head poking out"  ROFLMAO

"here baby baby baby... get in my belly" or some thing like that.

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Re: The best Lines in the Entire Autin Powers triligy
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2005, 03:38:40 pm »
chili baby back ribs
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Re: The best Lines in the Entire Autin Powers triligy
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2005, 07:05:23 pm »
"Mmmm... It smells like carrots and throw up."

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Re: The best Lines in the Entire Autin Powers triligy
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2005, 07:22:33 pm »
"It seems that Austin Powers is the snake to my mongoose, or the mongoose to my snake.  I don't know animals"
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