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the most random and crazy RP ever.
« on: October 22, 2007, 01:25:55 pm »
this is an amazingly odd RP where there are no rules and anything can happen. you can Godmod... you can do anything at all.

*Builds fort*
*Hides in fort*



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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2007, 01:28:38 pm »
*Blows up fort*

*makes fort made out of liquid fire*

"It's only your virginity, loosen up!"

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2007, 01:41:52 pm »
*Creates city in sky.

*Pees at people below.

*laughs.

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2007, 01:42:59 pm »
*Shoots veraal in the testing icles*

"It's only your virginity, loosen up!"

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2007, 01:50:35 pm »
*Pushes Veraal off during his daily piss, right on to Yannick.*

*Splits the flying city in half to crash into both the fort and this thread at the same time.*
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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2007, 02:05:26 pm »
Repairs testing icles, and blasts off yannick and yoss' heads with a ban bazooka.

Builds a flying dutchman filled with pirate babes.
Attacks random people.

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2007, 03:41:20 pm »
I delete Veraal from da system.

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2007, 03:53:04 pm »
*Banhammers everyone in the thread*


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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2007, 07:39:20 pm »
Meanwhile martyk sat safe and sound in his hidden bunker.  The fools on the surface with their forts and ban hammers didn't stand a chance agaisnt what he had planned for them.

"Smithers!" he yelled.

"SAY WHAT!?" replied Smithers.

"Activate the device!" rebutted Martyk

"At once mine Furher!" said Smithers before running off to parts unknown.

Moments later, all over the world, strategecly located speakers, measuring dozens of meters tall, shot out of the ground, in unison, a single, simple message came through, a message that would simultaniously strike fear into the hearts and souls of ever person on Earth, or at least, the ones who could speak English.

"IMA CHARGIN MA LAZER!"
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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2007, 10:21:41 pm »
Automaticly starts chargin lazar at the verse, (God damn super being settings making no sense.) and firez lazor at the flying dutchmen :O

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2007, 08:37:22 am »
*Ties Fink to a chair*
*Uses fink as target practice*
Fink:Ow, STOP!
Me:No. Stay still.
*Begis firing*

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2007, 02:19:16 pm »
Suddenly Martyks right hand man, picked up his huge laser gun and aimed it at Blitz, saying "IMMA FIRING MA LAZOR! SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!"
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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2007, 11:15:38 am »
*is blown to bits by a LAZOR!!11!!*
*Respawns*
*Stabs fink*
*Fink stabs POW*
*POW stabs Blitz*

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2007, 11:19:09 am »
"Greetings! I bring you the wondrous gift of truth! It has two parts!" Said Pat "Here is Part One and here is Part Two!"

Pat suddenly disappeared from the room.

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2007, 12:54:36 pm »
*Respawns*
*Scratches head after seeing the above post*

"My friends, let us lie down our arms and make peace. We should create a world in which we can all live in."

*lifts up hands, hands glow*
Bzzzzrt
*hands stop glowing, and a huge stretch of land appears*

"let us create the perfect race, let us not be held back by petty morality and ethics. Be creative!"

*wanders off making several forests and mountain ranges*

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2007, 01:41:08 pm »
*Raises hands*
*Lowers them*

*Veraal asplodes*

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2007, 02:19:01 pm »
*reveals himself*
"hah, that was but a mirror image!!!"

*Zaps Yannick with fingers*
*Yannick is set on fire, runs around*
"hahahahhah"
*Super Zap sends Yannick blasting off towards the sky, hitting a zeppelin, causing a massive explosion.*

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2007, 08:37:35 pm »
In a flash of blue light, a person wearing a high tech black battle suit appears.
"This isn't the party, this isn't even Aipotu, I have to get their before Phil eats all the steaks."
He begins pushing a button on his wris****ch like device, each time coming up with a responding beep.
"Work, come on work."
And then in a puff of Quasi-dimensional smoke, the device disappeared.
"Why dose it always do that? I need to get a new one."
He held a hand out and concentrated, soon after, a miniature planet appeared, completely inhabited by miniature people and cities.
"At least my power is still here, last time my MD watch malfunctioned it took them away, at least getting a Omni dimensional signal is easy with the right parts."
He then threw the small planet away, it hit the sand with a thud and killied everything on the planet.
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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2007, 12:26:04 am »
*respawns*
*Raises hand*
*lowers hand*
*implodes*
"Damn."

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2007, 02:12:45 pm »
*Builds sand castle. sits on top.*

*waits*

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2007, 04:23:27 pm »
*kicks the sand catle down*

Nyah nyah!


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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #21 on: October 29, 2007, 10:53:58 am »
The moose roles in and starts sootin' up everyone from behind his anti god-mode shield.

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #22 on: October 29, 2007, 09:38:30 pm »
*Chews on the moose that rolled right up infront of him!*

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #23 on: November 01, 2007, 06:16:08 pm »
GASPETH!

I hath anniahlate all within my bubble.

It's an awfully large bubble.


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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2007, 01:38:27 pm »
I pull off spells.

*spell*
*spell*

BLARG is hit by spell, he is killed before he hit the floor.

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2007, 03:20:29 pm »
*Paints a 42 on his face and becomes...a person with a 42 on his face!*

*Sticks his head in the sand and becomes a sandworm of dune.*

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #26 on: November 03, 2007, 03:33:22 pm »
*Becomes a bubble!*
"OH YEAH HOW YOU LIKE THAT BIZZNAZIS!

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #27 on: November 03, 2007, 05:04:31 pm »
wris****ch

*Laughs at above quote.*

"haha! That is mildly amusing."

*Strips down to hot pink thong and dances about.*

"I might as well have TARGET written across my well-toned body, but I don't care!"

*Dances around Kratok, Gungnir, and Veraal.*

"Heee!"

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #28 on: November 03, 2007, 06:31:46 pm »
* sends unarmed Russian peasants towards Athalis, Athalis' power of Kung-Fu and Fifty Other Dangerous Words kills them. As the bodies pile up the tower of carcasses tumbles and crushes Athalis*

*Creates Nazi-empire*

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #29 on: November 03, 2007, 07:06:56 pm »
*overthrows empire, sets up Democracy*

*of DOOM*


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Christianity is a relationship, not a religion.

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #30 on: November 03, 2007, 07:09:35 pm »
*overthrows empire, sets up Democracy*

*of HOT TENDER LOVE*

Fixed.

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2007, 05:01:59 am »
*Basks in hot love, despite a broken leg and only one arm*

Giggity....

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #32 on: November 04, 2007, 10:26:08 am »
*Closes topic*

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #33 on: November 04, 2007, 11:11:44 am »
*opens*

*birds fly out in all directions*

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #34 on: November 04, 2007, 04:29:39 pm »
NOOO THE BIIIIRDS

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #35 on: November 04, 2007, 05:20:11 pm »
*moves to the left*

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #36 on: November 05, 2007, 12:05:34 pm »
THIS IS MADNESS!!??

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #37 on: November 05, 2007, 12:16:09 pm »
Madness? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!
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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #38 on: November 05, 2007, 01:45:43 pm »
*Boots door*
*Door hits Veraal*
*Veraal dies from trauma*
*lols*
*Veraal respawns and shoots me*

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #39 on: November 05, 2007, 02:47:33 pm »
*Puts mighty bubble sword through spawning point auto-killing Blitz before he exsists.

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2007, 08:21:29 am »
*Respawns as a Duck*
"QWACK!"
*Runs*

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #41 on: November 07, 2007, 10:01:53 am »
*Gets out flamethrower*

Crsipy duck- mmmm.....

*Stabs someone in the eye*

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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #42 on: November 12, 2007, 05:54:27 pm »
*Creates Elbeast Army that eats everything in existence*

*Elbeast Army dies of Indigestion*

*Creates new Elbeast Army*

*New Elbeast Army kills me*

*Respawn as rock*
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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #43 on: November 12, 2007, 06:24:05 pm »
*throws rock at flamethrower-wielding dude*


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Re: the most random and crazy RP ever.
« Reply #44 on: November 13, 2007, 02:10:30 pm »
*eats everyone and craps out, then eat them again.*