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Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn vs Flying Spaghetti monster
« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2007, 03:47:50 am »
I have to say that Invisible Pink Unicorn is far superior.

I mean the prove is there.

I have never seen a flying spaghetti monster so my best bet is that it does not existed.

But i have not seen a Invisible Pink Unicorn proving that is existed. I mean if i could see it then it could not be Invisible could it? So it must be there.

Aha! You see, because you have never seen something which you obviously should have seen, means you have experienced the great power that is the FSM. Blessed be His noodly appendages.
Since you can't see what you can't see, there is nothing for your faith to be based off of, since you obviously can't see what is invisible.

Bow down to my superior, noodly-given mind, heathen!!
But her divine absence is a sign of her pretense! You must see that!

(Also how do you explain that she is pink!)
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Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn vs Flying Spaghetti monster
« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2007, 03:48:37 am »
I have to say that Invisible Pink Unicorn is far superior.

I mean the prove is there.

I have never seen a flying spaghetti monster so my best bet is that it does not existed.

But i have not seen a Invisible Pink Unicorn proving that is existed. I mean if i could see it then it could not be Invisible could it? So it must be there.

Aha! You see, because you have never seen something which you obviously should have seen, means you have experienced the great power that is the FSM. Blessed be His noodly appendages.
Since you can't see what you can't see, there is nothing for your faith to be based off of, since you obviously can't see what is invisible.

Bow down to my superior, noodly-given mind, heathen!!

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Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn vs Flying Spaghetti monster
« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2007, 07:35:34 am »
Sjalorn.

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Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn vs Flying Spaghetti monster
« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2007, 06:34:35 pm »
Why can't they  BOTH exist, hmm?


What if they're married, and hold dominion over the universe?  The IPU takes care of invisible or pink things, and the FSM takes care of pasta-related things.
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Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn vs Flying Spaghetti monster
« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2007, 04:28:49 am »
Some what rather cool.

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Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn vs Flying Spaghetti monster
« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2007, 12:55:41 pm »
Why can't they  BOTH exist, hmm?


What if they're married, and hold dominion over the universe?  The IPU takes care of invisible or pink things, and the FSM takes care of pasta-related things.

What about the other things? ???
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Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn vs Flying Spaghetti monster
« Reply #21 on: October 28, 2007, 01:02:15 pm »
Goes to their Crazy Kid.
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Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn vs Flying Spaghetti monster
« Reply #22 on: October 28, 2007, 02:48:38 pm »
There are no other things.
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Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn vs Flying Spaghetti monster
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2007, 02:40:12 am »
Invisible pink spaghetti!

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Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn vs Flying Spaghetti monster
« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2007, 08:41:10 am »
BLASPHEMY!!!
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Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn vs Flying Spaghetti monster
« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2007, 01:11:36 pm »
I prefer this take on it...  ;)
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Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn vs Flying Spaghetti monster
« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2007, 04:11:50 pm »
Please stay on the original topic of Invisible Pink Unicorns and Flying Spaghetti Monsters.

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Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn vs Flying Spaghetti monster
« Reply #27 on: November 10, 2007, 03:00:09 am »
I thought global warming and pirtates relate to Pastafarian beliefs.  >:(
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Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn vs Flying Spaghetti monster
« Reply #28 on: November 10, 2007, 11:21:02 pm »
They do.

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Re: Invisible Pink Unicorn vs Flying Spaghetti monster
« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2007, 12:20:09 pm »
Yeah, so why delete the link to the proof that they are right.


Danz, quit being racist to us Pastafarians.
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