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Re: The Land of the Doubles
« Reply #30 on: August 19, 2005, 09:59:21 am »
Do you really, and are not just playing?
You can shirr an egg, but you can't bake the yolk.
There are mommoths and tyrranosaurs, but no prehistoric beasts.
You can meet a geezer, but no other nice folk.

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Re: The Land of the Doubles
« Reply #31 on: August 19, 2005, 10:53:40 am »
Ok, I get it now, but I'm not going to smack myself on the forehead. I'm going to smack you on the forehead. This is the stupidest game ever.

you can be stroppy but you can't be mad
it's kind of funny that you take it so bad
the game can be silly but it stupid it's not
post a riddle and give it a shot

« Last Edit: August 19, 2005, 11:05:40 am by LadyM »

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Re: The Land of the Doubles
« Reply #32 on: August 19, 2005, 11:04:02 am »
I'm sitting here enthralled, at what I read this time
LadyM's rebuttals, are in the form of rhyme
Befuddlement upon me, I don't know what to say
Dumbfounded utter silence, is how I end this day.
« Last Edit: August 21, 2005, 07:15:45 pm by Legodragonxp »

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Re: The Land of the Doubles
« Reply #33 on: August 19, 2005, 11:36:02 am »
Fleeing from speeking is not the right way,
Just keep your cheeks up, and post away,
If you really are getting, then there's nothing to fear,
We'll all be happier, if you join us here.

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Re: The Land of the Doubles
« Reply #34 on: August 19, 2005, 01:59:35 pm »
The Game can be cool, but you can't say the rule.

I suppose i can Tell, that is if you want to hear the name,
of The Green Glass Door, is how i learned the game.

Now what can go through the green glass door?

Baseball can, but no bats or bases.
Ballet slipppers, but leave the sneakers and laces.
You can bring millions of trees, but it won't ever be a forest.
Bring cattle and bull, just as long as they're not a taurus.

(Rhyming isn't needed, but it is fun. In the lands of doubles and green glass doors a diffrent rule is the one. Just so nobody gets thrown off by all the rhyming.)
What meme is relevant right now? Look, just imagine I'm riffing on that. Updating signatures is exhausting.

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Re: The Land of the Doubles
« Reply #35 on: August 20, 2005, 11:05:38 am »
There is a new Xbox, but no money
There is a light bulb, but no electricity

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Re: The Land of the Doubles
« Reply #36 on: August 20, 2005, 11:06:44 am »
B-Rod: when you figure it out, you'll smack all the fools brainless enough to be entertained by this.
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: The Land of the Doubles
« Reply #37 on: August 20, 2005, 11:13:32 am »
There is a new Xbox, but no money
There is a light bulb, but no electricity

Keep trying!

There are buffalo and giraffes, but no elephants or rhinoceros.
There are buzzing bees and fluttering butterflies, but no hovering wasps or drifting moths.
Goofy and Minnie are here, but not Pluto and Mickey.
There are massive freeways, but no cars to drive on them.
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Re: The Land of the Doubles
« Reply #38 on: August 20, 2005, 11:21:13 am »
There is a new Xbox, but no money
There is a light bulb, but no electricity

there are dollars but no money
there is illumination but no electriciy


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Re: The Land of the Doubles
« Reply #39 on: August 20, 2005, 11:58:07 am »
B-Rod: when you figure it out, you'll smack all the fools brainless enough to be entertained by this.

brainless fools do exist but they are not entertained.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2005, 06:38:25 pm by LadyM »

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Re: The Land of the Doubles
« Reply #40 on: August 20, 2005, 01:08:28 pm »
There is a chicken in the breadpan, but not dough
There is Georgia, but no devil

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Re: The Land of the Doubles
« Reply #41 on: August 20, 2005, 01:14:36 pm »
There is a chicken in the breadpan, but not dough
There is Georgia, but no devil

Keep trying!

There are roosters, but no chickens.
There is Mississippi, but no Georgia.

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Re: The Land of the Doubles
« Reply #42 on: August 20, 2005, 01:15:19 pm »
There is a chicken in the breadpan, but not dough
There is Georgia, but no devil
There are chickens in the skillet, but no dough
There is a hell called Georgia, but there is no devil

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Re: The Land of the Doubles
« Reply #43 on: August 20, 2005, 01:18:25 pm »
There is a man, but not a woman
There is an earth, but no sun

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Re: The Land of the Doubles
« Reply #44 on: August 20, 2005, 01:23:28 pm »
There is a man, but not a woman
There is an earth, but no sun

There was a ribless man from which there came a woman
There is a little planet that revolves around the sun