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Re: Elbeasts on Jwalania
« Reply #585 on: February 16, 2008, 05:04:07 pm »
The Hybrids program ((We both control all the neosanction creatures.)) was a program designed to create hundreds of cloned Carniroomia, just for studying.   The Carniroomia don't know of this as of yet, but soon they will, and they will become angry...
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Re: Elbeasts on Jwalania
« Reply #586 on: February 16, 2008, 05:08:26 pm »
This, of course, should not be confused with the other Hybrid program, to create (insert species name)-H'qur hybrids for use in cultural studies. Unfortunately, the translation is rather fuzzy on this distinction, and the Guptunians often get turned around themselves

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Re: Elbeasts on Jwalania
« Reply #587 on: February 16, 2008, 05:12:28 pm »
Soon, (Outside of Middle Jwalania), on Jwalania, Herbivorist discrimination was quickly returning, and soon anyone who went to Middle Jwalania was considered an Herbivorist.  Some nonherbivorists sought Middle Jwalania purely to destroy it, and frankly came too close for comfort.  Seeing this, The Time Traveller and Darth Grievi began a meeting.
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Re: Elbeasts on Jwalania
« Reply #588 on: February 17, 2008, 03:04:30 pm »
((Excuse me?  Trolling is absolutely unnaceptable in a two-player RP in which you haven't even been invited to speak.  This is completely private.  Read it if you like, but I will report anyone who further posts "I HATZORZ HELLOWORLZ" in every thread I make without even checking to see if they are allowed to post there at all.))

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Re: Elbeasts on Jwalania
« Reply #589 on: February 18, 2008, 08:14:35 pm »
"First thing. I've had a meeting to discuss things, and my departure is going to be a lot later than I thought. The good news is that gives me more time to see things through here." Darth Grievi immediately said.

"Secondly... This business with the traditional Elbeasts has got me a bit worried. I suggest removing a good number of portals and  convincing some of our stronger, more agressive neosanctionites (love that word BTW) to put down roots around the reamining portals."

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Re: Elbeasts on Jwalania
« Reply #590 on: February 19, 2008, 05:56:40 pm »
And it was done.  The 4-dimensional curves in space (portals) were folded so that they were only the size of a pin.  The remaining ones were covered in foliage and tree roots.
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Re: Elbeasts on Jwalania
« Reply #591 on: February 28, 2008, 06:23:54 pm »
((I've got no further ideas at this point, and my online time will be rather limited, so I'll have to put this on temporary hold for now :())

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Re: "The "Elbeasts On.." Quadrology
« Reply #592 on: March 04, 2008, 04:53:25 pm »

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Re: "The "Elbeasts On.." Quadrology
« Reply #593 on: March 05, 2008, 01:14:16 pm »
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Re: "The "Elbeasts On.." Quadrology
« Reply #594 on: March 05, 2008, 04:18:41 pm »
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Re: "The "Elbeasts On.." Quadrology
« Reply #595 on: March 05, 2008, 07:41:20 pm »
I'll admit, though, that this is the wierdest thing I've done outside of my head. :-\

I thought it went rather nicely though... Traveler's Elbeasts got to pwn, and my creatures were cleanly taken care of for the move.