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Re: First Contact with the Elbeast
« Reply #30 on: October 06, 2007, 07:21:25 pm »
The mayor, clearly aware now that the invaders were aliens, pressed the red button marked, "Press in case of Aliens".  The Elbeasts had thought of the concept of aliens years ago, and they considered it a huge feast.  They had build a huge hollow space station bigger than a planet called the "Death Cook".

The Death Cook was a space station designed to capture and imprison the trillions of inhabitants of planets.  It would first suck the planet into its core.  It would then use beams to disrupt the planets gravity, causing the planet itself to compress as the inhabitants got closer and closer, until eventually a simple tractor beam carried the inhabitants into a huge prison cell area, as the empty shrinking planet was released out of the Death Cook into the home star of the solar system.
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Re: First Contact with the Elbeast
« Reply #31 on: October 06, 2007, 07:24:51 pm »
((Godmodding?))
The best person ever.  She should have won the Peace Prize.

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Re: First Contact with the Elbeast
« Reply #32 on: October 06, 2007, 07:27:01 pm »
((Nope, you have whatever you gave yourself.  For all I know, the Mon-Krai have an Ulti-weapon-of-doom.  You only don't have the Mothership if you didn't give yourself the Mothership.))
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Re: First Contact with the Elbeast
« Reply #33 on: October 06, 2007, 10:21:13 pm »
The Death Cook was a space station designed to capture and imprison the trillions of inhabitants of planets.  It would first suck the planet into its core.  It would then use beams to disrupt the planets gravity, causing the planet itself to compress as the inhabitants got closer and closer, until eventually a simple tractor beam carried the inhabitants into a huge prison cell area, as the empty shrinking planet was released out of the Death Cook into the home star of the solar system.

(Who the hell do you think you are? Your elbeasts have no knowledge of practically anything. They are one of the worst I've seen. They are new. They lack major technology. They probably don't have the resources to make such a space station. I call god-modding.)
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Re: First Contact with the Elbeast
« Reply #34 on: October 07, 2007, 01:50:58 am »
((For a race that only just aquired spacetravel, they are damn crafty.))

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Re: First Contact with the Elbeast
« Reply #35 on: October 07, 2007, 03:52:48 am »
((Actualy, I was just about to post: LULZ WEZ GOT 50 MILLION BILLION SCARAB TANKS!!! BEAT THAT MASTER CHIEF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(!!!!!!!!)X(!!!!!!!!!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))
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Re: First Contact with the Elbeast
« Reply #36 on: October 07, 2007, 08:54:07 am »
((For a race that only just aquired spacetravel, they are damn crafty.))

(Crafty? That's blatant bull crap.)
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Re: First Contact with the Elbeast
« Reply #37 on: October 07, 2007, 08:56:33 am »
The Death Cook began to go in the direction of the Mon-Krai Home Planet.

The mayor said, "Last chance, but would you please leave my race alone and stop attacking it?  Also, would you please direct me to the planet with the tastiest creatures?"

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((I'm not in this RP, but just to add my two cents (and to be completely obvious)- it seems as if the Elbeasts are SUPPOSED to be portrayed as stupid, viscious, cannibilistic, angry turtles. I'm pretty sure that the fact that they are attempting to eat the others in this RP is completely natural, and the argument that the ELbeasts are new, the others not nearly as new is invalid. THe Elbeasts wouldn't know how powerful the one its threatening is. It's so prideful it probably thinks it could rip it limb from limb on a whim!

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Re: First Contact with the Elbeast
« Reply #38 on: October 07, 2007, 09:02:50 am »
"That piece of junk would fall apart the moment it fires. It is poorly made and our computers predict it be crushed by our planet's orbital scructures. Your race is primative, stupid and nature must have had too much to drink when you evolved."


As the Mon-Krai spoke, a billion Mon-krai droid piloited fighters went into orbit around the Elbeast homeworld.
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Re: First Contact with the Elbeast
« Reply #39 on: October 07, 2007, 09:04:42 am »
He stopped the Death Cook, but then asked, "Well, you don't look all that tasty.   Could you direct me to a planet with tasty creatures?"
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Re: First Contact with the Elbeast
« Reply #40 on: October 07, 2007, 09:08:54 am »
"How should we know, we are Piscivores, we do not eat anything that leaves the lush seas, now, shall we attempt diplomacy, or shall I wipe all history of your race from this world, which would be an awfull mess to clean up should we have need for your planet"
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Re: First Contact with the Elbeast
« Reply #41 on: October 07, 2007, 09:10:41 am »
(Just wipe them out.)
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Re: First Contact with the Elbeast
« Reply #42 on: October 07, 2007, 09:11:25 am »
((No, they must have an ass of themselves first, then we wipe them out))
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Re: First Contact with the Elbeast
« Reply #43 on: October 07, 2007, 09:16:07 am »
"Lets diplomackly, or whatever you call it.  But do you think you could help us in our religious quest to eat more races?"
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Re: First Contact with the Elbeast
« Reply #44 on: October 07, 2007, 09:18:56 am »
"Please if you want your race to live, we need a more sensible Elbeast to negotiate with"
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