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Future is Wild - children's version (STU-PID!)
« on: September 28, 2007, 02:45:14 pm »
Oh No!!!  They are making a children's version of the Future is Wild, with CGI kids who say stupid things like Dora and look at the non-violent versions of TFIW creatures!
« Last Edit: May 29, 2008, 08:03:57 pm by The Time Traveller »


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« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2007, 02:51:29 pm »
How is the future is wild not suitable for children? I watched that when I was 13. What age group does that channel aim at?
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« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2007, 02:54:05 pm »
Me too, when I was eight or so!
« Last Edit: September 28, 2007, 02:56:20 pm by HelloWorld »
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Re: Future is Wild - children's version
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2007, 02:57:25 pm »
There is no off topic TV topic, we don't need that. I changed the title of your thread.

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Re: Future is Wild - children's version
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2007, 02:58:37 pm »
There is no off topic TV topic, we don't need that. I changed the title of your thread.
Well, the off topic topic started with a discussion on Stalin.
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Re: Future is Wild - children's version (STU-PID!)
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2007, 03:13:42 pm »
No it started because of an off topic discussion in another thread and I split it off to make that topic. It did not start out as an off topic/topic.

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Re: Future is Wild - children's version (STU-PID!)
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2007, 05:50:05 pm »
And on the eight day she rested...

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

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Why do they need to make a children's version of everything?

Dumbing down TV just makes the children that watch it...well...dumber.

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Re: Future is Wild - children's version (STU-PID!)
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2007, 08:12:47 pm »
Dumbing down TV just makes the children that watch it...well...dumber.
My feelings exactly.
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Re: Future is Wild - children's version (STU-PID!)
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2007, 10:40:33 pm »
Unless you have a link, I'm not believing any of this.
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Re: Future is Wild - children's version (STU-PID!)
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2007, 07:05:47 am »
Unless you have a link, I'm not believing any of this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_future_is_wild
I actually originally read it in a magazine that a younger cousin of mine had.
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Re: Future is Wild - children's version (STU-PID!)
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2007, 03:40:33 am »
Am I the only one who thought that The Future is Wild was just plain terrible?

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Re: Future is Wild - children's version (STU-PID!)
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2007, 12:34:41 pm »
Looked cool to me.
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Re: Future is Wild - children's version (STU-PID!)
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2007, 07:51:05 pm »
Where is this? Someone link me.

EDIT: Found it. ICK!!  :-\

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtDDcpEnARs
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Re: Future is Wild - children's version (STU-PID!)
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2007, 10:03:20 pm »
My eyes... my ears....  That was horrible.
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: Future is Wild - children's version (STU-PID!)
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2007, 07:11:24 am »
D...I'm sorry, did they just gay up a perfectly good TV show with the Incredibles?

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« Last Edit: October 10, 2007, 07:13:22 am by sltlamina »