Topic: Inkling - 32 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0 / Sam 0 Ants 2

[Inkling]

And Durgon, if there was a Camel Spider in my dorm i'd throw a cinder block at it, set it on fire, and then shoot it a few times.  Those are the creepiest bugs ever.

[LadyM]

I think one of those would make me scream and run. I hate spiders anyway. *shiver*

[Lord Janos]

I've seen about five of those things in my house - I think they live under the dresser.  Mine look exactly the same, the biggest one I ever saw was probably quite a bit bigger than the one you posted actually.  The only differences between my ones are that they are really dark instead of that yellowy-brown colour.  They're really fast as well!

[blitzonator]

Actually, I have. We're cleaner than you AMERICANS!!! But that's not saying much.

The way you said that reminds me of a poster I saw that goes:
£^$& the rainforest I'm AMERICAN!
I laugh everytime I see it.

[Neoteric]

I'd never heard of a camel spider before, so I looked it up.

Now I really wish I hadn't. Ugh, they're horrible.

[Inkling]

For your viewing enjoyment, a camel spider:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOXvdfcct8g

Like I said, shoot it, set it on fire, and then shoot it a few more times.

[Plank of Wood]

Or get a scorpian:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcDDOm8Jafw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwn3V2PHiiA

[Mae]

Before: (Fearsome black foe)
After: (Death.)

FEAR LADYM, SLAYERS OF SPIDERS AND MEN ALIKE!

Man do I hate Black Widows, I found one in my garage and I actually killed it with like one of those apple pickers. It blew right apart (what do you expect, I mean crap, that thing could kill me.) That, and I was 12 and scared half to death, so I took the longest, most dangerous weapon I could grab (we don't have a gun, and the chainsaw was too short for my liking.)

[Doctor Z]

Apple.... picker? You mean your hand?

[Brutus]

if i catch a spider in the bath when i go for my morning pee i just spray it with shampoo until it gets washed down the drain.

[Yannick]

I once met a tarantula. He met my leaf blower on suck 'n shred mode.

[Huckbuck]

****! O_o do you have Black Widows in USA!? They are freaking deadly! Oh and M, that Widow left some serious mess, if I would have been the one to crush I would probably have thrown up. Insect goo= not to plesant.

[Mae]

Apple.... picker? You mean your hand?

No, it's kindof like a spear with a sharp iron pincer on the end, to cut branches. It instagibbed it.

[Blarg]

My little bro once found a black widow in a thing of grapes he was eating... 

[Dr. Croccer]

Haha, this almost makes me happy for living in a country where bugs never get larger then a wasp.


But it doesn't make up for the Hoodies...