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Offline Inkling

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Re: Inkling - 2 Giant Cave Bugs - 0
« Reply #30 on: October 17, 2007, 09:14:38 am »
And Durgon, if there was a Camel Spider in my dorm i'd throw a cinder block at it, set it on fire, and then shoot it a few times.  Those are the creepiest bugs ever.
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: Inkling - 2 Giant Cave Bugs - 0
« Reply #31 on: October 17, 2007, 09:16:55 am »
I think one of those would make me scream and run. I hate spiders anyway. *shiver*

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Re: Inkling - 2 Giant Cave Bugs - 0
« Reply #32 on: October 17, 2007, 12:31:31 pm »
I've seen about five of those things in my house - I think they live under the dresser.  Mine look exactly the same, the biggest one I ever saw was probably quite a bit bigger than the one you posted actually.  The only differences between my ones are that they are really dark instead of that yellowy-brown colour.  They're really fast as well!

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Re: Inkling - 2 Giant Cave Bugs - 0
« Reply #33 on: October 17, 2007, 12:45:38 pm »
Actually, I have. We're cleaner than you AMERICANS!!! But that's not saying much.
The way you said that reminds me of a poster I saw that goes:
^$& the rainforest I'm AMERICAN!
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Re: Inkling - 2 Giant Cave Bugs - 0
« Reply #34 on: October 17, 2007, 12:55:08 pm »
I'd never heard of a camel spider before, so I looked it up.

Now I really wish I hadn't. Ugh, they're horrible. :-\

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Re: Inkling - 2 Giant Cave Bugs - 0
« Reply #35 on: October 17, 2007, 01:22:41 pm »
For your viewing enjoyment, a camel spider:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOXvdfcct8g

Like I said, shoot it, set it on fire, and then shoot it a few more times.
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: Inkling - 2 Giant Cave Bugs - 0
« Reply #37 on: October 17, 2007, 02:37:55 pm »
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Man do I hate Black Widows, I found one in my garage and I actually killed it with like one of those apple pickers. It blew right apart (what do you expect, I mean crap, that thing could kill me.) That, and I was 12 and scared half to death, so I took the longest, most dangerous weapon I could grab (we don't have a gun, and the chainsaw was too short for my liking.)

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Re: Inkling - 2 Giant Cave Bugs - 0
« Reply #38 on: October 18, 2007, 04:30:58 am »
Apple.... picker? You mean your hand?

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Re: Inkling - 2 Giant Cave Bugs - 0
« Reply #39 on: October 18, 2007, 11:27:45 am »
if i catch a spider in the bath when i go for my morning pee i just spray it with shampoo until it gets washed down the drain.
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Re: Inkling - 2 Giant Cave Bugs - 0
« Reply #40 on: October 18, 2007, 11:44:02 am »
I once met a tarantula. He met my leaf blower on suck 'n shred mode.

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Re: Inkling - 2 Giant Cave Bugs - 0
« Reply #41 on: October 18, 2007, 12:34:20 pm »
****! O_o do you have Black Widows in USA!? They are freaking deadly! Oh and M, that Widow left some serious mess, if I would have been the one to crush I would probably have thrown up. Insect goo= not to plesant.
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Re: Inkling - 2 Giant Cave Bugs - 0
« Reply #42 on: October 19, 2007, 03:45:21 pm »
Apple.... picker? You mean your hand?

No, it's kindof like a spear with a sharp iron pincer on the end, to cut branches. It instagibbed it.

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Re: Inkling - 2 Giant Cave Bugs - 0
« Reply #43 on: October 19, 2007, 05:36:20 pm »
My little bro once found a black widow in a thing of grapes he was eating...  :-X


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Re: Inkling - 2 Giant Cave Bugs - 0
« Reply #44 on: October 20, 2007, 08:50:06 am »
Haha, this almost makes me happy for living in a country where bugs never get larger then a wasp.


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