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Re: Inkling - 26 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #315 on: July 27, 2015, 02:09:44 pm »
But man, no sympathy for the bugs, though? I mean, imagine you were just living your life and were met by something 50 times bigger than you. And it wanted to kill you because it's scared of something 50 times smaller. Think about the bugs, man. And fight something of your own size, you big old *****.

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Re: Inkling - 26 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #316 on: July 27, 2015, 02:25:09 pm »
The rule is that if you sneak into my apartment uninvited, you're in big trouble.  But mud daubers are apparently mostly harmless, so I threw it back outside.  If it gets back in I'm holding you responsible, GD.
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Re: Inkling - 26 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #317 on: July 27, 2015, 03:42:18 pm »
I'm preeeeeeeetty sure if it ever was bugs - 1, we would never find out
No, no, he did. In the everything else section, at least. Officially, this makes him king.

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Re: Inkling - 26 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #318 on: July 27, 2015, 03:51:44 pm »
Eurotards don't understand bugs. They live in a utopia, after all.

They're at one end of the scale. Australia is at the other. We're in the middle.

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Re: Inkling - 26 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #319 on: July 27, 2015, 04:10:45 pm »
That's why I use the going on vacation thread when I'm out of town.  I don't want you guys to think the bugs have taken me.
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Re: Inkling - 26 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #320 on: July 27, 2015, 05:56:51 pm »
I am joking, of course. I would feel bad if Ink was killed by some kind of poisonous centipede.

But still, think about the bugs, man. And their adorable, swarming, little bug babies......

Urgh.

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Re: Inkling - 26 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #321 on: October 29, 2015, 10:36:29 pm »
Damn, I think someone had babies.  Just caught nine tiny spiders in my bathroom.
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Re: Inkling - 26 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #322 on: October 29, 2015, 11:06:48 pm »
They were born in your house, Ink. That makes them citizens and now you have to provide them healthcare and let them have guns or whatever.

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Re: Inkling - 26 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #323 on: October 30, 2015, 01:32:13 am »
My part time job is in the warehouse of a vintage clothes store. Recently, with the weather getting wintery, hornets have been coming into the warehouse to die. I don't just mean little crappy wasps here, I mean hornets the length of the top part of your index finger. Yesterday I killed two with bug spray, and we keep finding their corpses lying around.

Apparently they're less aggressive than wasps but honestly that doesn't say much for them.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Inkling - 26 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #324 on: October 30, 2015, 07:45:28 am »
Makes me glad Winter is coming.

We have those giant mutant hornets in this region. They are scary.

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Re: Inkling - 26 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #325 on: October 30, 2015, 09:41:23 am »
THE PAIN!!

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Re: Inkling - 26 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #326 on: October 30, 2015, 02:37:38 pm »
warehouse I work at is getting mice/rats in a lot now, big wigs upstairs want them gone

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzj6EeFi_7U" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzj6EeFi_7U</a>

Luckily I have proper training for this scenario

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Re: Inkling - 27 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #327 on: June 04, 2016, 10:44:26 pm »
ALL OF MY HATE

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Re: Inkling - 27 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #328 on: June 04, 2016, 11:10:23 pm »
Aw those guys are harmless. You sent it outside, right?

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Re: Inkling - 27 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #329 on: June 05, 2016, 09:15:24 pm »
I think you know the answer to that, Pat.

I need to call the liberal hate epidemic customer service line, I still haven't gotten my membership card.
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