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Re: Inkling - 17 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #300 on: August 17, 2012, 12:36:10 pm »
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Re: Inkling - 18 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #301 on: July 16, 2013, 09:12:29 pm »
Against my better judgement and standard procedures, I was reading SCP late tonight with some people.  Eventually I ended up on this one:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-439

And just after finishing it I look over to the other wall and see a bug crawling on it.  Looks like a silverfish, but black.  I go to grab it, and it jumps on my hand and then off in an instant, and I can't find it.  After looking around in the carpet with a flashlight and vacuuming the area a bit, I found it on my table hiding behind something.  After it jumped around a few more times, I finally killed it and gave it a burial at sea.  The person who told me to look up that SCP has been notified that he is due for termination.
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: Inkling - 18 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #302 on: November 25, 2013, 05:03:01 am »
Oh hey Inkling, how's your morning going?  How are you liking your new apartment?


Thanks for asking, it's going pretty well.  You know, other than the fact that the biggest house centipede I've ever seen just crawled out of my sink's drain WHILE I WAS BRUSHING MY TEETH.
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: Inkling - 18 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #303 on: November 25, 2013, 07:24:49 am »
Dude what the **** is up with the places you live...
No, no, he did. In the everything else section, at least. Officially, this makes him king.

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Re: Inkling - 18 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #304 on: November 25, 2013, 07:38:58 am »
Maybe Inkling actually houses SCP-027.
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Re: Inkling - 18 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #305 on: November 25, 2013, 09:40:47 am »
Dude what the **** is up with the places you live...

THE SOUTH

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« Reply #306 on: May 07, 2015, 11:22:52 pm »


So my dog scared the crap out of a baby opossum that fell into the yard. Luckily no one got hurt. He just will bark for hours without getting too close.

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Re: Inkling - 19 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #307 on: May 08, 2015, 03:28:40 pm »
A friend of mine has a possum that lives under his shed.  He named it Polly.
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Re: Inkling - 22 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #308 on: May 13, 2015, 10:28:34 pm »
It's nice and warm now, and apparently that means the house centipedes are back.  But I'm showing restraint and haven't burned my apartment down yet.
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Re: Inkling - 26 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #309 on: July 27, 2015, 11:52:38 am »
I get a house centipede a few times a week.  I'd be getting used to them if their damned legs didn't fall off when you try to catch them.

So today I'm sitting at my computer and hear a rustling sound.  It takes a few minutes for me to realize that there's a wasp stuck in the window blinds.  I caught it in a little tupperware container, I think I'll just let her chill in there for a while.  I wouldn't get a good picture through the container, so I did a quick search and figured out that it's a mud dauber.  Have a picture from the Internet.

Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: Inkling - 26 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #310 on: July 27, 2015, 11:57:17 am »
Bees, man... I can't wait for Winter.

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Re: Inkling - 26 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #311 on: July 27, 2015, 01:29:55 pm »
Man, this score is skewed. I mean, no victories for the cave bugs? None?

Either you are lying or you do not know. How they crawl. Into your ears. Lay eggs in your food. Kidnap your children. Bury them alive. Ask for ransom. Get killed by the FBI.

Okay, so I guess the bugs lose anyway, but I'm awaiting the day when they do not. I am waiting, Inkling.

WITH MY BUGS AHHAHHAHHAH

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Re: Inkling - 26 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #312 on: July 27, 2015, 01:32:39 pm »


MUH BUGS.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Inkling - 26 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #313 on: July 27, 2015, 01:33:37 pm »
M'bugs.
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Inkling - 26 Giant Cave Bugs and Mice - 0
« Reply #314 on: July 27, 2015, 01:40:55 pm »
Girls say they want spooky guys like me and then date skeletons.  :(
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.