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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #105 on: October 06, 2007, 08:53:08 am »
A box of condoms and a paper that says "If you call our number you can help support needing children in the third world".
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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #106 on: October 06, 2007, 09:33:31 am »
A box of condoms and a cucumber (I'm sure that'd get a little more than a raise, but good enough...oh, and epic winrar to the BlendTech reference!)

A box of condoms and a note with the words "Don't move an inch, open the till!" (self contradictory statements or what?) on it!

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #107 on: October 20, 2007, 07:47:39 pm »
A box of condoms, rocks, and a pack of socks.

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #108 on: October 21, 2007, 03:19:09 am »
A box of condoms and a 10 gauge shotty.

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #109 on: October 24, 2007, 08:18:40 pm »
A box of Condoms, a snowplow and a monkey

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #110 on: October 24, 2007, 10:59:11 pm »
A box of condoms, and a car battery.

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #111 on: November 03, 2007, 04:05:18 pm »
Box of condoms, and a box of diaphragms.
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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #112 on: November 03, 2007, 04:38:34 pm »
a box of condoms and a box of thinking grenades

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #113 on: November 05, 2007, 01:38:48 pm »
A box of condoms and a porn magazine. i mean, a golf magazine.

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #114 on: November 06, 2007, 09:51:36 pm »
A box of condoms and monopoly

A box of condoms and beef jerky.

I've actually done both of those, Coulden't tell you what the clerks face looked like though, I tried to avoid eye contact  :-[

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #115 on: November 07, 2007, 02:16:14 am »
A box of condoms and a Ford Mondeo.

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #116 on: November 07, 2007, 03:29:35 am »
A box of condoms and a pinball machine.

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #117 on: November 07, 2007, 12:38:49 pm »
a box of condoms and a gumball machine.

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #118 on: November 07, 2007, 01:49:04 pm »
a box of condoms and a movie about Dingos(or dingoes?) in Australia.

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #119 on: November 08, 2007, 02:06:25 am »
Dingos. And I don't know why you would bother making a movie about them, they're quite boring. Except when they eat babies.

A box of condoms and a Kalashnikov.