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Offline Kazzor

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Box of Condoms
« on: September 21, 2007, 08:29:12 am »
The way you play the Box of Condoms Game is: you have to come up with one item to take to the register with a box of condoms to make the cashier raise an eyebrow.


I'll start:

A box of condoms and a pack of World of Warcraft trading cards  ;D


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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2007, 08:45:35 am »
A box of condoms and a copy of American Psycho.
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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2007, 08:54:41 am »
A box of condoms and a huge bag of candy.

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2007, 09:06:36 am »
A box of condoms and a bunch of hatching duckling eggs.
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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2007, 09:16:20 am »
a box of condoms and a copy of "granny magazine"
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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2007, 12:10:48 pm »
a box of condoms and any magazine that has men posing topless in jeans

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2007, 12:19:08 pm »
A box of condoms and a pair of jumper cables.

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2007, 12:26:23 pm »
A box of condoms, and some valium tablets.
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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2007, 12:52:33 pm »
A box of condoms and a Barbie doll.
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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2007, 12:56:54 pm »
A box of condoms and a box of tampons.

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2007, 12:57:56 pm »
a box of condoms and a bible

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2007, 01:28:47 pm »
A box of condoms and an extension cord.

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2007, 02:43:23 pm »
A box of condoms and a box of tampons.

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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2007, 03:09:34 pm »
Box of Condoms and Spore
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Re: Box of Condoms
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2007, 03:13:23 pm »
A box of condoms, some mayonnaise, a banana, and subscription to "Hook, Line, and Sinker!", a magazine that shows freshly caught fish, some already being gutted.

((That mag ain't real, just so you know. >.>))