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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #285 on: July 08, 2011, 09:20:43 pm »
Because you wanted to read a book about a cat sniffing glue.
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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #286 on: July 09, 2011, 12:51:50 am »
yes.. yes I did,.. you have a problem with that?
and also does that really not sound like an interesting topic for a fiction novel ?

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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #287 on: August 16, 2011, 06:45:48 am »
You guys are all pussies.

This is a romance novel about roller-coasters.

I wish I was ****ing kidding.

Alternatively, the best book ever written in the world. How can it not be good with a name like that?
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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #288 on: August 16, 2011, 08:58:03 pm »
The review pages for those are hilarious.
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After reading this I now realize that I'm truly not a human; that I, too, am an anthropomorphic roller coaster! I just know it!

I'm going to go live with my brethren at the State Fair in hopes they'll accept me!
I also love how in the book, Roller Coaster Land has been taken over by a tyrannical ride called "Ironwheel", and the hero is a red roller coaster called "Railrunner". So what's the prophecy foretelling Ironwheel's downfall entitled? "The Red Will Defeat the Black." If I didn't know any better, I'd think the Iroquois were invading Uganda from the sound of that.

How the hell would a roller coaster act as a dictator, anyway? Would it deliberately sabotage itself so that carts would fly off the tracks and into dissenters, like a catapult? If the author managed to write a whole book about that, she must surely be the next great literary giant.

Now I've got an itching to play some Roller Coaster Tycoon...
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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #289 on: August 16, 2011, 09:11:39 pm »
It's a romance novel, though.

That means it includes nasty roller coaster porn.
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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #290 on: August 17, 2011, 11:09:43 am »
How exactly does a roller coaster make children, anyway?

I mean, it's not exactly like its lift chain can stay straight for that long.

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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #291 on: August 17, 2011, 11:14:36 pm »
The females have vertical loops...
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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #292 on: August 18, 2011, 02:02:14 pm »
Maybe Railrunner can put some oil in his girlfriend.


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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #293 on: August 18, 2011, 02:36:56 pm »
Mmmmmmmmaybeeeee
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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #294 on: August 19, 2011, 11:38:14 am »
:P
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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #295 on: August 20, 2011, 10:48:36 am »
I haven't read these, but holy crap Romance novels are comedy goldmines.

I've found some way worse ones now.

Quote from: Bound in Honor's Synopsis
"A man still in mourning, he’s not happy when Tanner appears at his BDSM club"

Well that line came way the **** out of no-where.


And yes this is essentially gay porn.
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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #296 on: August 20, 2011, 01:21:00 pm »
google for dummies

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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #297 on: November 09, 2011, 03:56:46 pm »
you know what? I take it all back. I'm going to say, even though many of these books are terrible, let them be read. we are living in a world where enjoying literature is a faux pas . let's cherish people's ability to read full sentences for the little while longer that it lasts.
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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #298 on: May 24, 2014, 02:52:42 am »
dragon master  by  chris bunch
the whole thing is just redlicous the first sort of chapters was ok it quickly got very bad they were just draging on the story for no good reason the plot twists were just punishing the main charcter who by the time they happened you didn't care what happened to them.
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