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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #270 on: June 20, 2011, 07:56:40 pm »
The unabridged version of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. The most boring book I have read in my ENTIRE. LIFE.
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KUFTUMATZPEDASAG! ELIFAIRABDINIKH! ALLAHUAKBAR! BLARG!

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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #271 on: June 21, 2011, 10:12:43 am »
DUDE, CALM THE DUCK DOWN.

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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #272 on: June 21, 2011, 11:15:15 am »
I just haven't read that many boring book in my life. If the only book I ever read was the MOST EXCITING BOOK IN THE WORLD, it would still be the most boring AND least boring book I've ever read.  Boringness is relative. I kind of liked 20,000 Leagues.


P.S. To make you mad, I changed my mind. The most boring book I've ever read is Foundation.

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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #273 on: June 21, 2011, 02:19:54 pm »
P.S. To make you mad, I changed my mind. The most boring book I've ever read is Foundation.

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No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #274 on: June 21, 2011, 02:25:38 pm »
Making people mad on purpose is the calling card of a troll.


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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #275 on: June 22, 2011, 08:14:11 pm »
The unabridged version of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. The most boring book I have read in my ENTIRE. LIFE.

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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #276 on: June 24, 2011, 08:59:18 am »
Making people mad on purpose is the calling card of a troll.



I was kidding.  ;D

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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #277 on: June 30, 2011, 05:17:27 am »
Trolls don't have calling cards.  Trolls have bans.

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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #278 on: June 30, 2011, 09:02:17 am »
Foundation was awesome in my opinion, who is this slinky dude anyway. I saw him trolling in the evolution thread too...

Did any of you read effi briest. I doubt it, it's a german realist novel from 1820, had to read it for school.
The guy spends 20 pages on describing a balcony etc.
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #279 on: June 30, 2011, 07:32:18 pm »
Never heard of it.

But MEIN GOTT, do NOT read the LOLCat Bible unless you're like me, and can both tolerate and understand the words. BOTH OF THOSE THINGS.
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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #280 on: July 04, 2011, 02:32:55 pm »
Foundation was awesome in my opinion, who is this slinky dude anyway. I saw him trolling in the evolution thread too...

Look, in the evolution thread, I just said something stupid without thinking it over. Everyone does that sometime.

I'm not trolling this thread either, I just think that Foundation was a bit dull. I love most of of Asimov's works, particularly his non-fiction, but Foundation just focused too much on politics for me. Sorry, Tesla.

Oh, and omegatripod, I actually reread 20,000 Leagues and liked it.

Anyway, I'm not trolling.

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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #281 on: July 04, 2011, 02:41:24 pm »
Wait, when you say Foundation, do you mean the whole trilogy, or just the first book?
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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #282 on: July 04, 2011, 02:42:55 pm »
Just the first.

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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #283 on: July 07, 2011, 08:32:34 pm »
First one may have been my favorite.

Different tastes...

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Re: The worst book you've ever read
« Reply #284 on: July 08, 2011, 12:02:52 am »
i started reading this book called "The cat who sniffed glue" a few years back,
was upset because I thought it would be about a cat that sniffed glue, but NO, it's a stupid murder mystery book

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http://www.amazon.com/Cat-Who-Sniffed-Glue/dp/0515099546