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Re: The Communicant Invasion
« Reply #45 on: September 09, 2007, 01:21:21 pm »
The High General continued to listen. These Mon-krai were wonderfuly sharp-witted, and knew kick-butt when they saw it. However, they were allied with the enemy...

"Jastlak, come here for a second." she called.

"Are you trying to convince me to listen?" he asked, walking back in.

"No. I have an amendment to make to the general orders."

"Go ahead." he said as he pulled out his datapad.

"If they see a blue sapient with a beak, flippers, and feathers, only kill their droids."

"Aye. May I ask why?" said Jastlak as he made the correction.

"I see potential for an alliance somewhere down the line... Computer, rewind the last few transmissions; I think I missed a zinger."

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Re: The Communicant Invasion
« Reply #46 on: September 09, 2007, 01:22:39 pm »
//Your pitiful battle droids couldn't hit the side of a planet, let alone our highly mobile ground troops who would decimate your armies, without losing even one soldier.//

//You may not lose a single soldier on the ground but that will be because they won't be able to make it to the ground.//
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Re: The Communicant Invasion
« Reply #47 on: September 09, 2007, 01:24:14 pm »
//Our quarrel is not with you Iinknii, not until we must defend a world against you.//
Please look at the Miala and their Wiki on the page.

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Re: The Communicant Invasion
« Reply #48 on: September 09, 2007, 01:26:13 pm »
//Our quarrel is not with you Iinknii, not until we must defend a world against you.//

//Allies are allies. We will stand by our new friends. Good luck to you in the upcoming war.//

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Re: The Communicant Invasion
« Reply #49 on: September 09, 2007, 01:26:39 pm »
//While you were sending messages to me, our forces took your planet, murdered your population, killed your leaders, and took sugary sweets from your ofspring







GOTTYA!//
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Re: The Communicant Invasion
« Reply #50 on: September 09, 2007, 01:27:11 pm »
A group of torpals monitoring galactic communications listened to the verbal exchange. A nearby general leaned forward, slapping his palm onto his forehead.

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Re: The Communicant Invasion
« Reply #51 on: September 09, 2007, 01:48:17 pm »
Somewhere, in a remote Talan outpost, a crowd of Talans gathered around a communication panel were writhing with laughter.

"We really need to send this log back home."

"Definitely."

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Re: The Communicant Invasion
« Reply #52 on: September 09, 2007, 01:49:44 pm »
//I realy feel like giving every Talan 1,000,000,000 credits right now//
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Re: The Communicant Invasion
« Reply #53 on: September 09, 2007, 01:55:51 pm »
//Bah, your forces will be crushed. Have a nice day in hell, we'll be sending your friends to meet you there soon enough.//
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Re: The Communicant Invasion
« Reply #54 on: September 09, 2007, 01:59:41 pm »
//Normally, its the amazingly overpower uber invader that wins//


//Plus, we're already CHARGING MA LAZOR!!!!//
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Re: The Communicant Invasion
« Reply #55 on: September 09, 2007, 02:07:49 pm »
((Shoop da whoop!))


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Re: The Communicant Invasion
« Reply #56 on: September 09, 2007, 02:54:31 pm »
On a rather unimportant scouting mission, a small fleet of Noasaur ships wandered into an uninhabited system. Although they were getting ready for a war, their systematic capture and colonization of outlying systems continued as usual. Inside the main ship, two soldiers conversed...

"I can't believe we got assigned to colony duty again."
"Aye. It's so boring, it doesn't even earn you a class."
"Travel, land, build. Travel, land, build. That's all we do. The least they could have done is sent us to a rock with animals on it."
"You ever think we'll see any real action?"
"Not at this rate."

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Re: The Communicant Invasion
« Reply #57 on: September 09, 2007, 03:06:38 pm »
It just so happened that a Iinknii scouting fleet happened to be in the area. The destroyer and cruiser had just appeared out of warp and the usual procedures were being carried out in the ships.

"Engines?" the captain asked.

"Check."

"Sheilds?"

"Check."

"Sir," another technician interuppted. "Contacts on the radar. Unknown whether they are enemies or friendlies."

"Roger. Treat them as enemies. Alert the Gurak and get our fighter screen up. I want our weapons charged and ready if they are enemies."
The Iinknii crews got to work.
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Re: The Communicant Invasion
« Reply #58 on: September 09, 2007, 03:38:13 pm »
//Attention all Noasuar ships; there is another fleet in the system. It looks like you just might get your adrenaline fix after all, soldiers.//

On the bridge of the main ship, the fleet's commander steps forward.

"What's the status of their weapons array?"
"Fully charged. Energy based, too."
"My prime feast." the commander said, grinning. Energy weapons ment shields focused on deflecting such energy, not a problem for matter-based weapons.

//Attention all with a pilot class, get to your ships. I don't care if you're a storm team now; this battle will be fought among the stars. However, those with boarding classes should load onto the transports and remain at ready for further instruction. All other classes should report to battle stations.//

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Re: The Communicant Invasion
« Reply #59 on: September 09, 2007, 03:46:30 pm »
((I must warn you that the Iinknii have some strange weapons. I'm sorry about not posting it before, but it will be in the other thread. I'll post there first so you can read over it and then i'll post here again))

EDIT: Here's the link:
http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=7730.msg280693;topicseen#msg280693
« Last Edit: September 09, 2007, 03:53:55 pm by josasa »