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The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« on: September 02, 2007, 05:45:06 pm »
Now now, Mods, when you see my polls, just from the pure oddness of it, you may think about deleting this topic. But just let it get started, please? I'm not putting anything obscene into the game, just a little... wierdness.

But, anyway, let the games begin!

On a distant solar system, the Unknown Alien Guys (their actual name) decided to mess around with a planet by creating a creature of pure insanity. Unfortunately for the inhabitants of this small, nameless planet, these particular aliens were drunk. And the combination of Galaxy creating devices, plus drunk, insane aliens is NOT a good one.

As it turns out, YOU are these drunk, galaxy creating aliens. So, what is your choice, oh tipsy ones?

1. Tomato
2. Pear
3. Carrot
4. Ps2 Controller
5. Cowboy Hat
6. Tophat



Yes, another game like this. But this one will be different. Veeeeeerrrrrry different. I will be updating whenever possible, and for the most part, all the illistrations will be done is GIMP.

When we finish it, these guys will eventually be my (first) Spore Creation Corner creatures. (Duh duh de duh! *celebration music*) But they will be different.


PS- I just realized, after making this post, that I have no idea how to make a poll. Any help would be appreciated!




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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2007, 05:47:10 pm »
At the top right of the topic on the blue bar there's a "create poll" button.

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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2007, 05:52:54 pm »
Maybe I'm blind (or stupid, either one), but there is no such option for me.  ???


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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2007, 05:57:25 pm »
I might have just remembered it incorrectly. Ask someone who knows what they're talking about.

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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2007, 06:50:32 pm »
Ok, I choose tophat, but where is the cowbell? This topic needs more cowbell.

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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2007, 07:47:50 pm »
I got a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell!

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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2007, 07:54:55 pm »
That's one for tophat! *writes down until somebody can tell me how to get a poll*


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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2007, 09:37:49 pm »
It would have been easier if you had just made this a poll from the start by clicking 'New poll' instead of 'New topic'. :P
But anyways, the option to add a poll is at the bottom of the page, in the same row as the reply button. It should be the third button.

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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2007, 01:26:06 am »
Chalk up one vote for a juicy pear.
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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2007, 06:35:21 am »
Ok, I choose tophat, but where is the cowbell? This topic needs more cowbell.
Fair enough.

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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2007, 06:44:09 am »
The poll is up! Thanks for the tip.  ;D

Also, I added the Cowbell option. I'd like to ask everyone to vote again, please.


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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2007, 06:49:43 am »
I vote cowbell!

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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2007, 10:53:42 am »
The voting will close soon. In an hour or two, (more or less) I will lock the poll, and draw my picture. This is your last warning!


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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2007, 12:37:01 pm »
Cowbell wins! Starting on my next horrible GIMP picture now...


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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2007, 12:49:12 pm »
More Cowbell, sirs? As you wish.



Here you are, sirs. Your first specimen! Although, it seems to be lacking. What would you suggest, oh imbribed ones?

1. Squelchy Squelch!
2. Flappy Flap.
3. Patty Pat!
4. Batty Bat.
5. Hoppity Hop!
6. Crawley Crawl!


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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2007, 01:19:45 pm »
Hoppity hop, on a *game* that is annoying to some. A model shaped like that moves by hopping

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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2007, 01:20:35 pm »
It would be rather noisy if it hopped...

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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2007, 02:46:06 pm »
Hoppity hop, on a *game* that is annoying to some. A model shaped like that moves by hopping

English, please?


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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2007, 02:48:36 pm »
I think he meant that the most realistic way for it to move is by hopping, and that some people would be annoyed if it doesn't move realistically.

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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2007, 09:40:19 pm »
IF IT BEITH COWBELL, IT BEITH REPETITIVE COWBELL!

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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2007, 04:26:56 pm »
It appears that MORE COWBELL wins. I'll be locking the voting soon, so if anybody wants a last minute vote, get it in now.


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« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2007, 04:42:54 pm »
Oh, tee hee. Tee hee, indeed.

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« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2007, 04:43:16 pm »
IF IT BEITH COWBELL, IT BEITH REPETITIVE COWBELL!
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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2007, 04:49:21 pm »
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« Reply #24 on: September 04, 2007, 04:51:55 pm »
Silence, weakling jellyfish!  :P More cowbell!
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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #25 on: September 04, 2007, 04:53:43 pm »
MORE COWBELL wins by a landslide. A cruddy GIMP pic is on its way!

Here we go!



This is your new creation, sirs. It remains to be seen how this... *ahem* beutiful creation of yours will be able to move with its one limb. But ah well! 'Tis in the past. Anyway, what will your next choices be, sirs?

1. "I seeee yooouu..."
2. "WUZZAT YA SAY?"
3. *bumpity bump*
4. "The nose knows, me lad, the nose knows."
5. "SUPAMAN."
6. "STOP TALKING SO LOUD, I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE!"
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« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2007, 05:15:25 pm »
Whoo! COWBELL!

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« Reply #27 on: September 04, 2007, 07:33:37 pm »
we must call supaman!

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« Reply #28 on: September 05, 2007, 10:50:51 am »
AHH GOD! SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SHOT WEB

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« Reply #29 on: September 05, 2007, 01:11:25 pm »
It appears that SUPAMAN wins! I'm not poing to be able to post it now, I have to go somewhere for a few hours. After I get back, I'll be posting; so if anybody hasn't voted, do so now!


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« Reply #30 on: September 05, 2007, 02:02:32 pm »
SUPAMAN FTW!
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« Reply #31 on: September 05, 2007, 06:03:31 pm »
My vote goes to the demonic brownie...

...And yes, I have drawn a demon brownie before.
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« Reply #32 on: September 05, 2007, 06:48:21 pm »
SUPAMAN is on the way. I think you guys will be kinda surprised.  ;)


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« Reply #33 on: September 05, 2007, 07:00:37 pm »
I say.

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« Reply #34 on: September 05, 2007, 07:05:26 pm »


Here you are, sirs. It now has special hair-like fibers at the end of its... "ringer", and also at the ends of four tentacle-like protusions around its body. These fiberous materials sense vibrations in the ground, air, and water, and it can pick up where something is at a distance of almost a mile. If you decided upon intelligence, it might eventually be able to use this as a way of communication... Now, what shall I do to your creature, sirs?


1. GROG HUNGRY.
2. MoooooOOO!
3. Skree!
4. HONK.
5. UuuuuurrrrOOOOO!
6. I vont to FEED.
7. NOOOOOOOOO!!!


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« Reply #35 on: September 05, 2007, 08:05:23 pm »
So basically, this is like Spore the Game, but we need to decode what the improvements are?
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« Reply #36 on: September 05, 2007, 08:09:33 pm »
Yep. It's original, and I like it! ;D

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« Reply #37 on: September 05, 2007, 08:37:08 pm »
So basically, this is like Spore the Game, but we need to decode what the improvements are?

Basically, yeah. Their are some other differences, but you need to figure those out, too.  ;)


PS- Already 6 people voting? Wow. Either I made a popular game, or everyone is REALLY bored. I think it's the second one.


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« Reply #38 on: September 06, 2007, 02:38:48 pm »
Yesh shir, ish is borded.

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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #39 on: September 06, 2007, 04:56:10 pm »
Ze FEEDING wins! Back in a sec!



"Hello, sirs. Here is your finished product. No, I didn't get rid of your cowbell, this is just a body part floating in a jar. The small, pronged instrument that has been grafted onto the end of the "rope" is a blood sucking tool. It will latch onto a body part of its prey, then just stick the litttle barbed tool of doom into its host's body, and suck out its FLUIDS!... Ahem, yes, very good. Anyway, what now, my good gents?"


1. Brrr...
2. Phew!
3. Woody!
4. ASPHALT.
5. Splish splash!
6. Purple majesty...
7. It's too dark to see...
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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #40 on: September 07, 2007, 09:00:05 am »
I'M bLiNd!!!!1onemillion1!!

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« Reply #41 on: September 07, 2007, 12:25:33 pm »
It appears that "It's too dark to see" has won! Pic up and coming!


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« Reply #42 on: September 07, 2007, 02:02:51 pm »
"First off, sirs, here is a map of the planet we are placing your creation at... "



"Your little Cowbell will be living in that hole, there. I am not quite sure why there is a giant hole near the pole of this planet, or how it got to be so deep, all I know is that THAT is where you have requested your little cowbell to live. Yes, I know you cannot remember sirs, but just trust me.

And we have put down a breeding pair into the Hole. To help tell which is which, we have placed a bow on the head of the female, as well as fake eyelashes. We discovered that, without any help from us, they naturally developed the abaility to extract and contract their little manipulating tentacle, so that they can sit in one place if they would like to. And would you look at that! After exploring their suroundings, they have noticed each other!"



"Anyway, sirs, what are your next choices?"

1. Crackly...
2. Plop plop!
3. Dun dun DUN!
4. Ewww...
5. THUNK.
6. Whoosh!
7. ...



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« Reply #43 on: September 07, 2007, 02:36:56 pm »
Whoosh! Fly out of the hole!

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« Reply #44 on: September 07, 2007, 02:43:32 pm »
Dun dun dun dun dun,

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« Reply #45 on: September 07, 2007, 09:44:24 pm »
WHEEHEHEE!!012@hotmail.com IHN E FHLYNMIN BIRED!

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« Reply #46 on: September 07, 2007, 10:46:19 pm »
DEMON BROWNIE NOW!

DEMON BROWNIE, DEMON BROWNIE, DEMON BROWNIE!

That or Domo-Kun. So I suggest you pick Dick Cheney in brownie form.
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Re: The Oddest Spore Game EVER
« Reply #47 on: September 08, 2007, 12:47:54 pm »
This is the most weird game I've ever seen.

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« Reply #48 on: September 08, 2007, 04:14:29 pm »
*bows* Thank you.

Also, I have a tie. In the event of a tie, I will do both. I will make a picture, but it may take awhile. I am installing a thingy to let me draw on the computer with a pen-like object. Whatever that's called, I'm installing it, and it may take a bit to get used to it. Be back in a bit! (however long that "bit" is...)


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« Reply #49 on: September 08, 2007, 05:44:47 pm »
I have Gotten used to it faster than I expected. Oh, and it's called a stylus. Just to letcha know. I'm not sure how much better it allowed me to draw on the computer, I guess you'll have to judge that for yourself... Anyway, here's the next part of the story-ish thing!
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"I have terrible news, sirs. When you left to go crash that party in the Nebula over, our little Cowbells were attacked. We only managed to see the aftermath, and we have no idea how or where it happened. All we have is a phtograph of the male Cowbell, lying dead under one of the many artificial lights that were set up by some long-forgotten race."



"Horrible, isn't it. And we don't even know where the female is, if she got eaten, or escaped, or anything. We just- Oh? What's that? Really?! Oh, wonderful news, thank you! ...Oh. Yes, sirs, that was our lead sceintists on the line, they have just reported that our little creation's method of reproduction was rather... unique. Indeed, it is almost miraculous the way it works. After two of the Cowbells mate, an extremely complicated process happens. The male and female BOTH become- excuse my language- "preggers". The baby does not actually immediately start forming. Instead, the sperm and eggs take the form of some extra "threads" (those little brown sensory things coming out of the tentacles). After one of the Cowbells die, and the heart stops beating- well, it's difficult to explain. Not even I totally understand it. But basically, the "spores" (eggs &sperm combo) shoot out of the body and, depending on whichdirection they are shot, will either fall to the ground, or be swept away by the wind. They will then grow, much like a fungus does, on top of any sort of organic matter that the spores land on. After an undetermined length of time, the young Cowbell will uproot itself, and continue on its way."

"Here is a picture taken by a high-speed, up close photograph. This shows the details of the spores."



"The Cowbell race still has a chance. Well, sirs, I believe that for now, we've done everything we can do for our little creation. But by chance, what do you think?"


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« Reply #50 on: September 08, 2007, 06:42:31 pm »
The Cowbell shall go up, up, and awaaayyyyy.
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« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2007, 08:39:40 pm »
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« Reply #53 on: September 09, 2007, 11:50:10 am »
It appears as if "Up" has won. I shall be back in a moment...


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« Reply #54 on: September 09, 2007, 12:44:16 pm »
No, not another weird update! One more post count and Blarg doesn't double post... ;)

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« Reply #55 on: September 09, 2007, 01:02:35 pm »
"Hello. If you are reading this journal entry, then you are one of the Blargbells. I am the great-great grandson of the main scientist/servant of the ones who created you. For years, we have been monitoring your presence on this planet off and on. We finally decided to give you a mind yesterday. Yes, a mind. The kind that will allow you to read this, understand it, and have emotions. The kind that will let you seek the remnants of a lost civilization. The kind that will allow you to feel."

"But I digress. I will not reveal any information that would harm you, but I will show you a phtograph of a pair of your kind, right before we bestowed on them a soul. This picture is some thousands of years after some of your kind's spores had made it to the surface."



"In case your ways and animals have changed since the time this phtograph was taken, what you are "sitting" on is a Zombeh. These are omniverous, practically brainless animals whose only motive in life is to eat. They don't even mate, just bud off from one another. The pair of Blargbells in the picture are mates, and are able to actually control the body of the Zombehs by sticking their manipulatory "rope mouth" into their spinal cord. While parasitically controlling them, they extract precious blood from their bodies, which is obviously how you eat, and how they ate back then."

"The yellow creature is an herbivorous slug-type organism, who eats the grass on the ground with a mouth on its underside. The Blargbell in the front of the phtograph has seen it, and is in the process of controlling its host to capture and eat it, so that it will have more nutrients in its bloodstream."

"As you can see, both Blargbells look a bit odd. The front one has club-like tentacles, while the one in the back has an enormous eyeball. These are mutations, which are (or were) common in the Blargbells, because they never knew if their mate was a brother or sister. And-"


Bbrrtr stopped reading, it was just too much to take in.

Bbrrtr (bub-urr-turr), the Blargbell child, was astounded by this. He had to go inform the elders at once. Unfortunately for him, at that moment, he was attacked and killed by a wandering Carniwurm. The information was lost forever in the abyss of the cave he had found the scroll in, and nobody ever knew what happened ti young Bbrrtr. Not that they were unhappy. They knew that if he died, that new life would begin anew, and more of their kind would come to be...



((In case you're wondering, this means that the Blargbells are now sapient. We will probably stop this game now, and move on to the next one, which will be about the Blargbells being found by Sapient, space-faring life. If you would like to be one of the ones who finds the Blargbells and introduces them to space, say so in this thread. After everyone who wants to find the Blargbells has posted, we will set up a new poll, and everyone will vote for who will find my little cowbells. Anyway, thanks for bothering to vote, now I won't have to bother with thinking up a race on my own, you guys have done it  for me!  :D ))


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« Reply #56 on: September 09, 2007, 01:06:40 pm »
Ahh! :D Well. Glad we helped.

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« Reply #57 on: September 09, 2007, 01:08:17 pm »
Oo, me!
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« Reply #58 on: September 09, 2007, 01:09:07 pm »
uuhgh.. let the elbeasts find them, they both love to eat.

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« Reply #59 on: September 09, 2007, 01:10:00 pm »
Elbeasts would end up eating them.  :-\
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« Reply #60 on: September 09, 2007, 01:11:18 pm »
...And then have their minds taken over by alien spores entering their bloodstream, growing, and eventually breaking out of the Elbeast's faces...  ;)


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« Reply #61 on: September 09, 2007, 01:11:30 pm »
God, this is getting wierder by the day...

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« Reply #62 on: September 09, 2007, 01:12:41 pm »
They look like cheeze, I think they will merge, making a smart, peaceful hungry race.

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« Reply #63 on: September 09, 2007, 01:13:47 pm »
I'm so gonna make Cowbells in Spore.
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« Reply #64 on: September 09, 2007, 01:17:05 pm »
I'm so gonna make Cowbells in Spore.

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« Reply #65 on: September 09, 2007, 01:29:22 pm »
Oh Quasits should introduce them to space.
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« Reply #66 on: September 09, 2007, 02:03:37 pm »
I just remembered that I forgot to put in my last vote. This is the last vote except for the vote on who to introduce them into space.


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« Reply #67 on: September 09, 2007, 02:04:20 pm »
Ninjas, end of story.
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« Reply #68 on: September 09, 2007, 05:12:23 pm »
Let the Kratoks meet them, we'll take good care of them, I promise

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« Reply #69 on: September 09, 2007, 05:14:11 pm »
What would the Cytos do with them, I wonder?

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« Reply #70 on: September 09, 2007, 05:37:24 pm »
So, the list so far is:

1. Elbeasts.
2. Quasits.
3. Kratoks.
4. Miali

For the continued good health of my race, I sincerely hope that the Kratoks do not find them.  :P
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« Reply #71 on: September 09, 2007, 06:16:44 pm »
You forgot Miali.
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« Reply #72 on: September 09, 2007, 06:18:41 pm »
So, the list so far is:

1. Elbeasts.
2. Quasits.
3. Kratoks.

For the continued good health of my race, I sincerely hope that the Kratoks do not find them.  :P
And the Cytos I mentioned.
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« Reply #73 on: September 09, 2007, 06:32:42 pm »
Fixed. ANd the Cytos will not do it, they are not even to apience yet.


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« Reply #74 on: September 09, 2007, 09:47:37 pm »
That was mostly a joke. The Kratok would find them most usefull. It makes it much easier to make raging monsters when you don't have to worry about their sanity loyalty or thinking process. Also, Imagine giant cowbells stomping through worlds destroying everything it's path! Hahahaha!

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« Reply #75 on: September 09, 2007, 09:54:40 pm »
May I nominate the Noasaurs? They're relatively benign to new races.

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« Reply #76 on: September 10, 2007, 12:09:33 pm »
The Huckbuck. They are wierd.
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« Reply #77 on: September 10, 2007, 12:20:39 pm »
So, the list so far is:

1. Elbeasts.
2. Quasits.
3. Kratoks.
4. Miali
5. Nosaurs.
6. Huchkbucks.

For the continued good health of my race, I sincerely hope that the Kratoks do not find them.  :P

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« Reply #78 on: September 10, 2007, 01:07:29 pm »
Behold! The mysterious drunken race's last act of awesomeness before they went to crsh a party at the OTHER nebula over! Before they left for their last time (aside from checking up on them every few years, until the race went extinct), they thought to themselves.

 "Hmm. What can we do to leave a monument of our awesome. Well let's see... what's cool..."

And so they held a poll (in a pool, on a pole) to decide. What won was "I'm cool," and "red Herrings are cool."

And so, they made a giant, 6,000 feet high word (I'm), carved out of molten rock mixed with "Gorilla Glue" (to keep it from breaking), and stuck antigravity devices in it to keep it floating above an enormous lake, where the main thing that lives in it are red herrings!





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« Reply #79 on: September 11, 2007, 01:32:57 pm »
New pol up with the race that will shoot my creatures into SPACE!


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« Reply #80 on: September 11, 2007, 01:49:00 pm »
Kratok! You know you want to!
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« Reply #81 on: September 12, 2007, 08:32:47 am »
Unlike the other polls, I obviously cannot do all three options. Somebody needs to break the tie, please.


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« Reply #82 on: September 12, 2007, 03:33:04 pm »
Hehe, oops, I made it worse. :P

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« Reply #83 on: September 12, 2007, 06:55:28 pm »
*facepalm*'

If the three-way tie isn't broken by tomorrow, I'll roll a dice.


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« Reply #84 on: September 12, 2007, 07:00:25 pm »
To get it over with and get rid of the chance I'll win (Meh, I've lost interest right now) I'll pull my vote out of my race and put it to the huckbucks.

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« Reply #85 on: September 12, 2007, 07:09:13 pm »
Oh, crud.

I made it even worse :-[

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« Reply #86 on: September 12, 2007, 07:13:24 pm »
Hehe, better go find that die. :D

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« Reply #87 on: September 12, 2007, 07:25:57 pm »
Even though your not supposed to vote as Undistinguished...

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« Reply #88 on: September 12, 2007, 07:28:18 pm »
Can the other races that got three votes be NPCs or enemies or something?  Basically, in the story, but not the race that introduces them into space.
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« Reply #89 on: September 12, 2007, 07:32:43 pm »
Apparently the Elbeasts are more popular than Miali. Where did I go wrong, that someone as annoying as Helloworld would possibly win.
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« Reply #90 on: September 12, 2007, 07:35:05 pm »
It could be that Hello world tries to help, but is just bad at it.

Then again I bet someone voted for him to see him squirm under the pressure of making any sense out of it without doing it completely wrong.

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« Reply #91 on: September 12, 2007, 07:36:37 pm »
I just assume that they were chosen to see them beat up by the cowbells. Not like that would realy happen, though.

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« Reply #92 on: September 13, 2007, 05:42:11 am »
Yay  :D It looks like the Huckbucks are winning!  :P
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« Reply #93 on: September 13, 2007, 08:32:55 pm »
Well, I'm GUESSING that Huckbucks won. But ya never know. Anyway, I'm going to keep this poll up as long as it takes me to get all the info on the Blargbells up to the Civ stage, in the Creation Corner. I'm going to start that tomorrow, so look out Galaxy, here comes me.


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