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Mr. Roll
« on: August 22, 2007, 12:52:19 pm »
Ok this is the story about Inspector Roll. He's an employee on a random school. He's an old teacher with alot of experience, He knows his school down to every inch. And he is feared by every student for his smart use of words and punishments. Unfortunately he was serious injured in a climbing accident which made him paralyzed below his waist, Still, he continue his duty as the protecter of the school.

This is where the story starts, inspector Roll spawns in a classroom. You decide what he should do next.




Well, as you see, some of the students have done some serious crimes by breaking a chalk, and offending our hero Mr. Roll.
A cell phone is ringing aswell.
What should he do?


Also, thanks to Veraal for some inspirations

 

« Last Edit: August 22, 2007, 01:04:51 pm by Aceron »


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Re: Mr. Roll
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2007, 12:54:24 pm »
Pick up the cell, quickly! then answer. then put the chalk back to where it's suppo


Also, thanks to Veraal for some inspirations
No problem, mate. ;)
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Re: Mr. Roll
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2007, 01:17:30 pm »
Answer phone, eat children who did the offences.

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Re: Mr. Roll
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2007, 01:29:48 pm »
Answer the cell ohone then keep the cell phone, it might be useful.

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Re: Mr. Roll
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2007, 01:37:01 pm »
Thats a grand idea.

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Re: Mr. Roll
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2007, 01:43:30 pm »
Mr. Roll: Damn those students, writing such awfuls thing. Those tiny devils...
Well anyway, I should pick up that cell phone.




Mr. Roll: Hello, inspector Roll, here.
Unknown student: Hi there, we wrote those things on the blackboard
Mr. Roll: What?? You little.....
Unknown Student: Come to GYM and punish us, if you dare
Mr. Roll: Arrghhh

Hmm i'll keep the phone might be handy

Well, what should inspector Roll do now?
« Last Edit: August 22, 2007, 01:47:27 pm by Aceron »
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Re: Mr. Roll
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2007, 01:46:10 pm »
Go fetch those whippersnappers. they are in for a world of pain, i guess.

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Re: Mr. Roll
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2007, 01:48:24 pm »
Stick the chalk in your pocket. Then, on the way to the gym, stop by the supply closest, we might find some good weapons disciplinary objects to use.
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Re: Mr. Roll
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2007, 01:53:33 pm »
Grab a mop to use as a weapon on the way to the gym.

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Re: Mr. Roll
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2007, 02:01:54 pm »
Take any poisonous substances you find there. If you can borrow a lawn person/custodian's leaf blower, great. If you can, spray the poisonous stuff at the mischievous people..if not, just try splashing it on them.

Oh, before you do that, give them all 0's as a test grade.

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Re: Mr. Roll
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2007, 02:25:05 pm »
I stand by my statement, eat them!

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Re: Mr. Roll
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2007, 05:22:38 pm »
I stand by my statement, eat them!
Yeah! But first, build a secret room behind the chalkboard to store them in!  (If you aren't hungry, go buy a lion, tiger, or shark.)
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Re: Mr. Roll
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2007, 05:33:55 pm »
It's a trap! Don't go to the gym! At least, not without sending another student in first ;). (or a few)

One is 'fake', the other is not, guess which!

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Re: Mr. Roll
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2007, 07:38:10 pm »
It's a trap! Don't go to the gym! At least, not without sending another student in first ;). (or a few)

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I stand by my statement, eat them!

Yeah! But first, build a secret room behind the chalkboard to store them in!  (If you aren't hungry, go buy a lion, tiger, or shark.)

Or A Tiger Shark ;D
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Re: Mr. Roll
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2007, 06:43:43 am »
Ok, I moved him out in the corridor to get a better overview. The gym is at the end of the corridor in room 18 (which we can't see)
Anyway, anything you would like him to do before rolling to the gym?



 
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« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2007, 07:14:41 am »
Open door with something, throw it in. If it gets annihalated, don't go in.

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Re: Mr. Roll
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2007, 07:20:44 am »


Open door with something, throw it in. If it gets annihalated, don't go in.

you're talking about the gym door, right?


Oh, before you do that, give them all 0's as a test grade.

They're unknown...
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« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2007, 07:49:18 am »
Yup.

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Re: Mr. Roll
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2007, 08:16:21 am »
Stop by the lab to get some chemicals, then the storage closet for some more items. We can't effectively head in without a wide variety of items.
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« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2007, 08:34:02 am »
pick up magazine, keep it for later.
Get some cyringes and fill them with different fluids from the laboratory. then stick em' full of holes!

after you have gone through the lab, and if there are no more interresting things left, go to the gym.

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« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2007, 12:10:24 pm »
Stop by the lab to get some chemicals, then the storage closet for some more items. We can't effectively head in without a wide variety of items.
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Re: Mr. Roll
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2007, 12:46:34 pm »
Inspector Roll: I should pick up this Comic book, It's a shame that a valuable piece of Doctor Zorgh and "The Ball's" Adventurers.  should lie on this dirty floor, like garbage.


I better keep this. Hmmm While I'm here I should check the labratory too, before I head off to the gym.



What should Inspector Roll do next?
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« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2007, 12:49:16 pm »
It's obvious, right? get the cyringes and fill each of them with the different poisons, and if you find one more, mix them all together in that one.

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« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2007, 12:51:20 pm »
Mix the anthrax with the sulfur acid. Then put it in a cyringe.
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« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2007, 01:01:31 pm »
It's obvious, right? get the cyringes and fill each of them with the different poisons, and if you find one more, mix them all together in that one.
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« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2007, 01:07:22 pm »
What kind of school carries such chemicals? :D :-\

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« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2007, 01:17:44 pm »
Cyanide + antrax, put in syringes.

Take the bottle of sulpuric acid with you. To throw on them!

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« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2007, 01:24:46 pm »
Cyanide + antrax, put in syringes.

Take the bottle of sulpuric acid with you. To throw on them!

Actually + 1 This.
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« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2007, 04:54:50 pm »
Wouldn't cyanide kill the anthrax bacteria?

Mix the cyanide and anthrax, quick. Find a steel closet and lock all the bottles inside.
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« Reply #29 on: August 26, 2007, 02:34:21 pm »
Pour the poisons in different glasses/cyringes and take them with you.

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« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2007, 04:36:34 am »
Pour the poisons in different glasses/cyringes and take them with you.
+1, we can always mix them together later ;)

EDIT: Ya know, I have this funny feeling that as soon as we have Mr. Roll spray the chemicals into that room, it's going to turn out to be a party for him XD

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« Reply #31 on: August 28, 2007, 01:51:06 pm »
Mr. Roll: Ok This Chemicals will put up a good weapon against these villains.
Here I'll mix the Cyanide with the anthrax, then I'm gonna bring with me the sulphuric acid to throw at at them. That should do the trick.


Mr. Roll: Ok I'm armed should I head off for the gym now?
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« Reply #32 on: August 28, 2007, 02:10:03 pm »
NOOOOO!  The anthrax is in contact with the air now!  You're infected!
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« Reply #33 on: August 28, 2007, 06:13:06 pm »
Well, this is liquid, so we're probably safe...

Look around for more stuff, just in case

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« Reply #34 on: August 28, 2007, 06:32:45 pm »
I say take one more look around this room then move on to the next one, we gotta stock up.
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« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2007, 08:36:00 am »
If you find a two meter long sharp item, take it with you.
otherwise, move on.

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« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2007, 09:29:31 pm »
Don't go to the gym, its a trap. Yes, you need to punish those kids, but you can kind another way. Maybe get another teacher in there to investigate? Or you could just forget about it, doesn't really matter.

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« Reply #37 on: August 29, 2007, 11:21:56 pm »
I just realized. Why would anyone go through so much trouble to poison students just because they wrote something so trivial on a blackboard? :P

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« Reply #38 on: August 30, 2007, 04:06:18 am »
They took all of Mr. Roll's furniture! Did you see any furniture in his room? No? Guess why :p

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« Reply #39 on: August 30, 2007, 08:32:52 am »
Because he automaticly has a seat, and we saw only the front, where its usually clear so he can move around n stuff. Y'know?

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« Reply #40 on: August 30, 2007, 10:02:43 am »
Well the anthrax use by the military is spore form. It is used because it is easy to storage and distributer. There are far more deadly bio weapons but all those are harder to handle.
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« Reply #41 on: August 30, 2007, 05:24:34 pm »
Find a knife and then go into the gym.
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« Reply #42 on: September 08, 2007, 09:40:37 pm »
These thing still going? I'm dying to know what happens next.

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« Reply #43 on: September 09, 2007, 05:08:38 am »
Aceron has pulled a flisch/hydro/whatever.

He said he doesnt want to do it anymore.

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Re: Mr. Roll
« Reply #44 on: September 09, 2007, 06:25:15 am »
That is a Hydro or a Crazen.

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