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Offline Yannick

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2007, 08:22:26 am »
I'm infected, become sick, get up in an airplane and die.

Airplane crashed into the next poster.

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2007, 08:28:11 am »
with giant googly eyes i watch as the plane crashes into me my femur goes flying at the next poster

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2007, 09:09:12 am »
I swallow the femur while laughing at the next poster, start choking, an umm.. explode from preasure in an acidic blood bath.

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2007, 09:32:05 am »
Slowly burning from the release of acid I run around until I trip and crush the next poster under my weight.

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2007, 12:07:05 pm »
You land on me and we fall through the floor, landing on explosives that explode and kill the next poster.
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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2007, 12:34:07 pm »
My bones work as a shrapnel and kills the next poster immidiatly.

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2007, 12:37:23 pm »
my body becomes swiss cheese and the smoke left from the friction sets off the fire alarm the building im in fills with water

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2007, 08:46:16 am »
As I drown, I say "Rosebud" annoying the next poster to death because of the cultural reference.
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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2007, 04:38:06 am »
only i have no idea what it means witch send the next poster in a explosive explnation
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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2007, 05:40:32 am »
Oh no! the explosive explnation hurt me really bad. i can hardly walk.
I send a banana shuriken at next poster.