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Kill/hurt next poster.
« on: August 01, 2007, 05:48:09 am »
let me show you an example:
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Shoots next poster.
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Is shot. I fall on a "Kill next poster" button.
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*Is blown to peices*
Next poster was near me.
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I get blown up and my body parts rain down on next poster.

You get hurt/killed by the past poster and you cause a chain reaction hurting next poster.


I Wallop next poster with a bat.



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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2007, 08:07:59 am »
I get knocked out concious and trip on a button with "Press for world to get destroyed" written above it.

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2007, 08:28:16 am »
A small globe blows up, killing me.
*Respawns*
Shoots next poster with RPC

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2007, 08:35:53 am »
Oh snap!  Dodges and falls through window!
Hit's a domino on landing, setting off a mindblowingly advanced rube goldberg machine.
After 30 mins, a giant mallet swings down from the ceilling at the next poster.
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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2007, 10:04:20 am »
gets smashed by hammer into next window whilst still eating my popsicle my popsicle goes flying into the air hitting an electrical box starting a flash fire in the building where the next poster is trapped

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2007, 10:16:12 am »
I get shocked to death. My burning corpse goes flying and hits the next poster.
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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2007, 11:22:07 am »
hot damn, just when i was taking my fuel bath!
*bath tub with fuel explodes, killing me, and creating a shockwave sending the next poster flying into the stratosphere.

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2007, 12:03:11 pm »
*Hits Spaceship at high volocity*
the spacship I hit moves, firing a lazer at next poster.

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2007, 12:24:06 pm »
lazer hits me, and my flesh and bones work as a projectile killing the next poster.

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2007, 01:02:57 pm »
I die, and come back as a zombie.  I mindlessly eat the brains of the next poster.
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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2007, 04:14:28 pm »
I pull out a shotgun and miss as my brain gets munched. the shells fly at the next poster
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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2007, 04:20:32 pm »
i close my eyes as the shots go over my head i give a sigh of relief, but then the building collapses since the shells blew up the main support beam

the shockwave heads straight for the next poster

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2007, 05:18:13 pm »
Is thrown into the air. Shatters window. Broken Glass Rains on Next Viewer, who was conveniently standing in a plastic box.

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2007, 07:16:37 pm »
Ha ha!  Glass deflected by box, but what's this?  It's airtight!  Suffocates!

Rotting carcass attracts rats.  BLACK DEATH UNTO NEXT POSTER!
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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2007, 07:39:21 am »
Dies from plague, but not before boil spooge is launched onto next poster.

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2007, 08:22:26 am »
I'm infected, become sick, get up in an airplane and die.

Airplane crashed into the next poster.

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2007, 08:28:11 am »
with giant googly eyes i watch as the plane crashes into me my femur goes flying at the next poster

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2007, 09:09:12 am »
I swallow the femur while laughing at the next poster, start choking, an umm.. explode from preasure in an acidic blood bath.

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2007, 09:32:05 am »
Slowly burning from the release of acid I run around until I trip and crush the next poster under my weight.

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2007, 12:07:05 pm »
You land on me and we fall through the floor, landing on explosives that explode and kill the next poster.
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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2007, 12:34:07 pm »
My bones work as a shrapnel and kills the next poster immidiatly.

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2007, 12:37:23 pm »
my body becomes swiss cheese and the smoke left from the friction sets off the fire alarm the building im in fills with water

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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2007, 08:46:16 am »
As I drown, I say "Rosebud" annoying the next poster to death because of the cultural reference.
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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2007, 04:38:06 am »
only i have no idea what it means witch send the next poster in a explosive explnation
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Re: Kill/hurt next poster.
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2007, 05:40:32 am »
Oh no! the explosive explnation hurt me really bad. i can hardly walk.
I send a banana shuriken at next poster.