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Re: The Mon-krai - Penguinism Propaganda
« Reply #90 on: October 28, 2007, 05:48:08 am »
High tech blue penguins with drones for soldiers who also like to play Bingo.

Now that's the life. ;)

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Re: The Mon-krai - Penguinism Propaganda
« Reply #91 on: October 28, 2007, 05:49:19 am »
Problem is that Mon-Krai are all so smart they have to cheat to win, so nearly every logic based game is literaly a cheating match.
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Re: The Mon-krai - Penguinism Propaganda
« Reply #92 on: October 28, 2007, 08:39:02 am »
Problem is that Mon-Krai are all so smart they have to cheat to win, so nearly every logic based game is literaly a cheating match.
Does that include the small Gameboy like thing they made?

Just wanna ask if they ever read the manual or they just start playing when they get a new game. :)

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Re: The Mon-krai - Penguinism Propaganda
« Reply #93 on: October 28, 2007, 08:40:49 am »
They follow their heat.  ;D
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Re: The Mon-krai - Penguinism Propaganda
« Reply #94 on: October 28, 2007, 08:47:17 am »
They follow their heat.  ;D
;)

These guys are simply one of the best in GamingSteve, with all their characteristics, culture, technology and stuff. ;D

Great creature all in all. :)

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Re: The Mon-krai - Penguinism Propaganda
« Reply #95 on: October 28, 2007, 08:47:59 am »
No, the greatest is the noogle.  ;)
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Re: The Mon-krai - Penguinism Propaganda
« Reply #96 on: October 28, 2007, 09:21:42 am »
No, the greatest is the noogle.  ;)
Can't argue with that one. ;D :D ;)

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Re: The Mon-krai - Penguinism Propaganda
« Reply #97 on: October 28, 2007, 10:53:31 am »
All hail the noogle!
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Re: The Mon-krai - Penguinism Propaganda
« Reply #98 on: October 28, 2007, 10:56:48 am »
Heretic.

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Re: The Mon-krai - Penguinism Propaganda
« Reply #99 on: October 28, 2007, 11:57:36 am »
Your avatar is still honouring Rosemary, heretic. (No offence Scorp)
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Re: The Mon-krai - Penguinism Propaganda
« Reply #100 on: November 10, 2007, 10:21:56 am »
Masa-Fala




The Mon-Krai have lots of technology, most of which passes waaaaaay over the godmodding line, so yeah, onto the Masa-Fala.

The Masa-Fala is like the Gravity Gun, or the Physics Gun. That thing you use in GMod. Until its invention, the Mon-Krai had trouble working on the more complex handywork, since blue penguins do not have any hands. Thus, once it was invented by a fast food resturaunt as a happy meal toy, the company revieved HUGE orders, without fries. It can lift heavy objects at ease, and it has been proven to assist in any path.

Mon-Krai, Don't mess with them.



((Sorry for the half-assed update, I reaaaaaaly didn't want to do this part))
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Re: The Mon-krai - Penguinism Propaganda
« Reply #101 on: November 10, 2007, 11:28:58 am »
The Mon-Krai have lots of technology, most of which passes waaaaaay over the godmodding line

Lies. :P

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Re: The Mon-krai - Penguinism Propaganda
« Reply #102 on: November 10, 2007, 12:24:23 pm »
You're Lies!
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« Reply #103 on: November 15, 2007, 01:10:58 pm »

Kar-ri (The Young ones, this is the childhood and where adolesence happens)

Kar-lo (The Old ones, according to their laws, this is the only stage which you can reproduce in)

Kar-ki (The Wise ones, these are the oldest and the smartest, thus the name "Wise Ones)

The creatures know little of their origins and evolution, it is either been lost, or at some point no-one realy cared.

The age is not measured by how long it has been alive, but by how wise it is, so to change from an Old one to a Wise one, you must first prove that you are smart enough in your current path.


The Paths

The path of a Mon-krai is chosen via an ancient and important test conducted 3 solar cycles after said Mon-krai is born. There are many paths, such as Jai-mor (craftsman), Hil-da (Biology), Dil-mi (physics) and Far-ti (leadership). These are not the only paths however, there are thousands more. Should a Mon-krai fully complete their path, they can either choose another path, or end their lives and be cremated.
The first choice is a very rare one, as by the time a path is fully mastered, they are elderly and too weak to continue, so they welcomly accept death, but also because it is the ultamate honour in their society to die that way.
However, there have been stories of some Mon-krai completing as many as five paths.



Culture


Most culture is based around the paths, a path of music would obviously mean making music their entire life, because of the races determination to complete their paths, most music, plays, books and poems are very well played/writen/acted.


Space Travel

Mon-krai could easily manage space travel, but however, they just can't be bothered, as they can complete all paths well and correctly on their planet, Karsk. However If another race contacts them, then they can quickly get their people in space.


History

Not only is there no path concerning learning about the history of the race, there is basicly nothing important that has ever happened in the history of the planet. No really, its not like they are hippies or hate war, its that they don't even know what war is, which is very strange seeing as the have existed on their planet for over 2 million years.



I'll take suggestions, and fan art :P

Do you, by any chance, play Tau in Warhammer 40k? I think you'd like them. Good creature.

I thought same thing
Kings 2:23-24 --- The Holy Bible
23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youth.

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Re: The Mon-krai - Penguinism Propaganda
« Reply #104 on: November 15, 2007, 01:12:29 pm »
No, I play the Daemonhunters. No more will the Nurglings wipe out my Dreadnought attack.
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