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Offline Luminar

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Punishment!
« on: July 25, 2007, 12:43:45 pm »
In this topic, you think of the most appropriate punishment for the poster above, as based on personal opinion of em, or perhaps recent posts. You can even quote their posts if you like.

A word of warning: Keep it nice and civil. Give and take everything as a joke or the mods will put the clink on this pretty fast (with my blessing, I might add), and no-one wants that where potential fun is goin' on. Keep a light-hearted and fun atmosphere, leave grudges at the door.

Alright, I can't punish anyone since there's no-one above me, so that means i'm up for some.



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Re: Punishment!
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2007, 12:44:51 pm »
An ironic murder involving a blender.

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Re: Punishment!
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2007, 12:45:07 pm »
Blitz, you are now to date Paris Hilton for not owning an ice-cream truck.


Is the punishment to hard?
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Re: Punishment!
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2007, 12:48:27 pm »
Beaten with a plank of wood to the groin until emasculation occurs.

(That might be more than Plank of Wood deserves, but I'm going to punish people based off their name and brutally.  :) )
« Last Edit: July 25, 2007, 12:52:23 pm by Slartibartfast »

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Re: Punishment!
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2007, 01:13:55 pm »
Beaten to death by the Press for linking them all the time.

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Re: Punishment!
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2007, 01:50:19 pm »
Burned in a suit filled with oil while thrown of some random high building landing into a bed of sharp rusty fishing hooks.

I'm creative so I might go over board some times.
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Re: Punishment!
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2007, 02:14:51 pm »
Burnt in the flame of his own posts.
* Plank of Wood slaps


GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN. THE REVIEWS DO NOT EFFECT ANYTHING EVER.

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Re: Punishment!
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2007, 03:11:03 pm »
Crushed by the titan Cronus. Oh the irony.

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Re: Punishment!
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2007, 03:42:45 pm »
Is killed in a knife fight at a ACDC concert while 'TNT' is on in the background.
The best person ever.  She should have won the Peace Prize.

What? No full control over children? You do realize that some of us have particular plans for those children.

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Re: Punishment!
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2007, 03:51:25 pm »
Is killed by Tiros...
* Plank of Wood slaps


GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN. THE REVIEWS DO NOT EFFECT ANYTHING EVER.

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Re: Punishment!
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2007, 04:01:51 pm »
Is sniped by Nicholas and blown apart by Jake and Jeremy.
The best person ever.  She should have won the Peace Prize.

What? No full control over children? You do realize that some of us have particular plans for those children.

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Re: Punishment!
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2007, 04:46:28 pm »
Big sits on you.

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Re: Punishment!
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2007, 04:53:26 pm »
Is shunned by the Nirvana community and kills himself.
The best person ever.  She should have won the Peace Prize.

What? No full control over children? You do realize that some of us have particular plans for those children.

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Re: Punishment!
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2007, 05:01:33 pm »
Is killed while trying to teach leet in a English class.

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Re: Punishment!
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2007, 05:17:20 pm »
Is attacked by a flock of large, flying buffalo.


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