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Everything Else / Re: 2017 Election
« on: June 08, 2017, 01:37:40 pm »
My one hope now is that the curtain has been pulled back on May to reveal she's a soulless automaton with no actual leadership skills, and that Labour don't have another civil war.

That's going to happen no matter what the results are. Corbyn could win a landslide and they'd still **** him over.


In the first five seconds of this video I decided that I like Hitler better than this guy and switched it off.

Everything Else / Re: 2017 Election
« on: June 05, 2017, 05:23:24 am »
Tessa was mad at Donny not because blabbing who the Manchester bomber was could hurt the investigation, but because it revealed that he was a jihadist that the UK foreign office had provided a "no questions asked" visa to go to Libya and help the 'insurgents'. He was in Libya, he was on the GCHQ watchlist and he was a repeat favourite on the anti-terrorism hotline - so why is Theresa looking for him on the internet?

Shutting down the internet is more important to Theresa May than stopping terrorism.

Everything Else / Re: 2017 Election
« on: June 04, 2017, 02:14:18 pm »
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Everything Else / Re: 2017 Election
« on: May 31, 2017, 04:11:04 am »
>Telegraph premium article.

Something you're not telling us, Comrade?

Everything Else / Re: 2016 Election
« on: May 25, 2017, 03:15:42 am »
Imagine being such a ***** that you get beaten up by a 56 year old creationist.

TV / Re: Samurai Jack
« on: May 22, 2017, 07:30:40 am »

Everything Else / Re: Random Image Extravaganza
« on: May 18, 2017, 03:00:20 pm »
It's better to forget.

Everything Else / Re: The off-topic Topic
« on: May 17, 2017, 06:12:03 am »
Oh, he actually did it.

What a doofus.

Everything Else / Re: The off-topic Topic
« on: May 17, 2017, 02:55:23 am »
Stalin sure had great hair though, didn't he? :^)

Everything Else / Re: 2016 Election
« on: May 16, 2017, 08:44:33 am »
You're just jealous that you're not cool enough for Trump to leak secrets to you.

Actually what I'm going with is that I'm really butthurt about American intelligence holding information back from its so-called allies. It took so long to disseminate that Donald had a chance to have a meeting with the Russian Ambassador before you told anyone else?

Console Games / Re: Sonic Mania
« on: May 16, 2017, 08:37:04 am »
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PC Games / Re: Star Citizen:Squadron 42
« on: May 16, 2017, 04:59:07 am »
More like you make a real game for 20% of the kickstarter money and spend the rest on alimony.

Except you're so incompetent you spent most of what you actually were going to use on the game on celebrity voice actors so you have to sell in-game microtransactions for a game that isn't out. You need more money, so you set up a recruitment program to try and get kickstarter donors to recruit their friends into your "give-me-money" club even though it was always impossible for you to make a game for the amount of money you actually asked for on kickstarter so you've been a fraud since day one.

There's a lot of effort dedicated to marketing and recruitment for people to donate money and "support development" for a game that is unlikely to ever be finished and will NEVER achieve a wide-audience success even if it is. Who are they kidding if they think they can launch this at all and have people buy into afterwards? They hit critical mass a long time ago: Everyone who would ever buy this is already Patman. They're not going to be stupid enough to turn off the ship-sales money valve no matter what they promise.

At least No Man's Sky didn't have all this kickstarter nonsense.

Everything Else / Re: 2016 Election
« on: May 16, 2017, 04:21:59 am »

But where the **** do you plan on finding people like that?

Everything Else / Re: 2016 Election
« on: May 16, 2017, 02:05:04 am »
"I want to build a better relationship between the United States and Russia."

*Starts trying to make a better relationship between the US and Russia.*


The best part is that no-one can do **** about Trump because he's not doing anything he isn't allowed to. Better hope that investigation turns up some spicy assassinations and drug deals, huh?


Before we upload anything we'd better make sure our verbal sh​itposting is fit to be observed by the internet at large. Give me a time in BST and a subject to discuss and I'll do my absolute best to ensure it isn't.

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