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Forum Games / Re: Never ending recipe.
« on: May 30, 2011, 02:04:15 pm »
Step 392: After you have figured out which statement is true in the "following statement true, previous statement false" problem, remove your now exploded head and feed the charred remains to the half drowned newt. Email me and I will send you a robotic replacement head*.






*While supplies last.

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Forum Games / Re: The Vending Machine Game
« on: May 16, 2011, 01:36:05 pm »
"Gets your hand cut off by your own evil father*

*Inserts self*

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Books / Re: The worst book you've ever read
« on: May 15, 2011, 05:22:07 pm »
The unabridged version of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. The most boring book I have read in my ENTIRE. LIFE.

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Forum Games / Re: Band food puns.
« on: May 15, 2011, 05:04:45 pm »
Pearosmith (Aerosmith)

The Munsters of Invention (Mothers)

Jonathan Coleslaw (Coulton)

The Cheezees (Beegees)

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Forum Games / Re: Type your Username with your elbows!
« on: May 15, 2011, 04:59:53 pm »
al;lom yu7
 :o



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Forum Games / Re: The Vending Machine Game
« on: May 15, 2011, 04:54:42 pm »
*gets an evil pony*
*inserts a copy of ModNation Racers*

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Forum Games / Re: Never ending recipe.
« on: May 15, 2011, 04:51:50 pm »
381: FINISH HIM!!

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Forum Games / Re: The Backwards Topic Topic
« on: May 15, 2011, 04:49:04 pm »
Anybody here like rainbow ponies? I like rainbow ponies. I LIKE RAINBOW PONIES!!!!

P.S. What am horse?

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Spore: General / Re: The Valid Suggestion Thread For Maxis
« on: May 12, 2011, 02:26:13 pm »
also, when you drop a sentient species somewhere they make a new civilization, not a fire and starve to death.

When I took one of my own species and placed him on another habitable planet, he bacame a wild animal. He had clothes and was actually part of the food web. The secret is that you have to keep him on screen. Otherwise, the starving.

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Art / Re: Doodle Your Post!
« on: May 12, 2011, 02:03:34 pm »
ASCII for the win.

not an actual doodle.                  O
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              /\

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Forum Games / Re: The Backwards Topic Topic
« on: May 12, 2011, 01:37:28 pm »
You know what? I think I just realized how to travel at the speed of light. Shake up a can of soda, strap it to you back, and quote Superman IV:

"Tell me, or I will hurt people."

You will then instantly blast into space, powered by Oxiclean! That's why I'm right, okay? Don't say what you just said, Munchkin.

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Forum Games / Re: Never ending recipe.
« on: May 12, 2011, 01:32:53 pm »
Step 372: Rawr insanely, after which you add tten diced llamas.

Note: For more creaminess, chop the llamas alive. They must be CHINESE LLAMAS.

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Forum Games / Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« on: May 12, 2011, 01:29:10 pm »
Dan Quayle Virus: If it had known those Latin American computers were so nice, it would have downloaded Latin in high school.

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Forum Games / Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« on: May 12, 2011, 01:13:38 pm »
What is this concept, this speech renovation?
I have my doubts, concerns, reservations,
And really can't stand this idea's damned creation.

And now that I've finished
My maniacal rant,
I'd like to stop rhyming...
But sadly, I can't.

****, you nitwit!

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Forum Games / Re: The Backwards Topic Topic
« on: May 05, 2011, 03:00:52 pm »
Well, Doctor, I'm handing this topic off to you. And please, don't go on about Star Wars AGAIN...

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